Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman headed out for an evening of cleavage, ah, I mean dinner in London. I fail find humor in the cosmic joke that a Bratman ended up with Xtina. Look at that banner pict, he looks like a ticket taker at the local AMC. WTF.

I’m pretty sure Jessica Simpson’s boobs are bigger every time I see them – which is not enough. Here she is pimping her country album on Good Morning America a few days ago. If you thought GMA was full of crusty old peep – you’re right, and Jessica’s cleavage is enough to swallow at least a couple of them.

I’m not sure what event we caught Mary Carey at, but let’s face it – who cares. Even if I told you what she was doing you’ve have no idea what I said five seconds later because you’d be busy virtually burying your face in that cleavage. Am I right?