If Tequila’s looking for a double shot of faux lesbian love, what better than the ‘ikki twins’. Vikki and Rikki Mongeon.

These Christina Aguilera concert shots don’t need a whole lot of explanation. I was going to put together a Top 10 list of the things that would fit between her cleavage, but I got to about halfway through and um, well, let’s just say I didn’t finish the list.

We sort of went AWOL for a while here at Crunch headquarters, but rest assured we’re still tracking the news that counts. Starting with exactly what Lindsay Lohan and her lesbian breasts have been up to. Not suprisingly they haven’t solved world hunger of uncovered any conspiracy theories in the financial crisis on wall street. But they are bigger than ever, so that’s news enough for us.

Button? Who needs button? And zippers, to hell with them too while we’re at it. Brooke Hogan was in Florida for fashion week and demonstrated her awesome dressing abilities. Nice bra there.

If it isn’t Britney’s crotch in the news it’s her sister Jamie Lynn’s boobies. The Spears body parts are always page one news. This time it’s stolen photos of Jamie Lynn Spears breast-feeding. Apparently the pictures contain some boobage (ah yeah), but seeing as how Jamie Lynn is a minor the authorities are involved. From FoxNews:

One of the pictures shows Jamie Lynn breast feeding Maddie, and the 17-year-old’s left breast is exposed, TMZ reports, adding that the photos were taken on Aldridge’s digital camera.

Aldridge took the camera card to his local Wal-Mart in Louisiana for copies, and law enforcement believes someone at the Wal-Mart may have made extra copies, then tried to sell them, sources told TMZ.

So WTF, Casey Alridge didn’t figure someone was going to swip the shots? It’s Walmart – in Lousisana. Come on. Dumby. It’s probably a matter of time before then end up on some web site, but keep in mind before you go looking for pictures Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding that the feds sort of equate that with child porn. Kind of like we equate Casey to a fence post, or a pile of bolts. Same thing.