If Tequila’s looking for a double shot of faux lesbian love, what better than the ‘ikki twins’. Vikki and Rikki Mongeon.

It took me a few days, but I finally got around to watching the premiere of HBO’s new vampire series, True Blood, on InDemand. Hearing Alan Ball on NPR was enough to get me off the dime and tune in. On the surface of course a series about modern day vampires seems the perfect fit for HBO – where plenty of blood and graphic sex are possible. But this is Alan Ball were talking about so don’t expect the ordinary.

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In case you missed Charlize Theron last night on David Letterman here’s a few arrival snaps to fill you on what you missed. Sure, the show had works and an interview, but that’s now what you really care about now is it.

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Classic rapport between Stewart and Carell. Essentially almost seven minutes of talking about nothing and still very funny. Probably need to like both these guys to ‘get it’, but damn funny if you do.

Courtney Cox’s FX series has been cancelled after two seasons, Fox News reports. If you’ve never watched Dirt, here’s a montage of scenes that might make you want to catch some reruns. (And by montage I mean lots of breasts and Courtney Cox getting down with her vibrator).