Supposedly inspired by the Paris Hilton Vanity Fair cover where Paris appears half naked, Lindsay Lohan wants to do the same. FemaleFirst.co.uk is reporting the Lohan is going to bare all in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair, and that getting naked was Lindsay's idea. Even after reading this story I'd wait and see if Lohan really appears naked on Vanity Fair.

A while back there was a big buzz about Britney Spears being naked on a Vanity Fair Cover - a la Demi Moore, but that story turned out to be a bust. Part of the story also seems to be that Lindsay wants to show off her current weight after being the subject of numerous weight loss stories. I personally still can't figure out why she looks like she's almost twice her age. The freckles maybe?

Yes, I know this Lohan photo is old, but here are additional more or less related photos of Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid out shopping. Tara Reid is braless, sober and can seem to barely contain her hooters in her top, which is really the only thing that makes the photos vaguely interesting.

File under Lindsay Lohan.

This one's on a number of celeb sites, but I can't pass up posting a blurb here too. It's just a silly story. The hot chick on Lost Evangeline Lilly has been quoted on FemaleFirst.co.uk as saying she peed in a trash can on a $20 bet with fellow Lost cast members. I'm going to let Evaneline talk about peeing in her own words:

"One night, we had all gone bowling. Most people left, so it was myself, Matthew, Jorge and Dominic - three goofy, out-there guys. So we're in the middle of a parking lot in Kailua, daring each other to do things. Jorge turns to me and says, 'I'll give you twenty dollars if you pee in that garbage can.' Thirty seconds later, I've got my pants down and my bum hanging into this garbage can, and he has to give me twenty dollars." .

Perhaps Evangline Lilly is secretly into watersports, or perhaps some funky exhibitionism? Read into the story what you will. You definitely can't say she'd be boring to hang out with!

File under Evangeline Lilly Peeing.

The is the first comic installment of what we call "T-Shirts We Dare A Celebrity to Wear". We hand picked some of our favorite funny humorous and just plain offensive t-shirts and paired them up with the celebrity we think would get a good laugh wearing them. Funny design tees are popular as ever. Britney Spears even sported her own custom tee to an awards show. But celebs need to get some balls wear some really funny stuff. The shirts come from some of our favorite online shops including DeezTeez.com, Design You Can Wear and Busted Tees. Have a laugh on us. Click the shirts to hit the shops.

Anyone dating Paris Hilton

The party shirt for Tara Reid.

Tom Lee needs this shirt for university.

 

Bill Clinton

Puffy P. Daddy Diddy needs to spread this news

Another good one for Paris

 

George Bush

Gwyneth Paltrow's message to Chris Martin

Jessica Simpson

 

File under Celebrity T-Shirts.

This is my favoriate quote of the week. I know it's all over the place, but I thought you needed to read it one more time. Designer Valentino says,

"Today you see Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz running around looking unkempt in jogging trousers, they look like bag ladies, like homeless people."

Oh.. that's great. And I'm not faulting Roberts or Cameron Diaz who looks f-ing killer in this months GQ. I love these high couture designers. I don't think they could be more out of touch with the mainstream. If Cameron Diaz looks like a hobo on the cover of GQ than the average person must look like a salt covered slug.

Deep in the bowels of the internet there are rumblings that the weekend wedding of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore was actually a fake - an elaborate stunt for Punk'd, Askton's MTV show. There really isn't any news strong enough to refute the claim it's a fake. As far as I've heard neither Kutcher or Moore have said word one to the public and there certainly aren't any Demi Moore wedding photos around. So what gives? I actually think it'd be pretty funny. Let's face it the media that reports this celebrity stuff could use a little Ashton slap.

File under Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore.

These are the kind of hard hitting stories we love. I've come across a few sites, Hollywood Rag being one of them, that have posted photos of Scarlett Johansson walking through an airport with her dog in a bag. It's so insane. How in the hell is this news, and why the F- would anyone care to see Scarlett Johannson with her dog in an airport. I know we post some stupid shit on this site, but it's astounding that the general population craves this stuff. Now if you take just a second to switch around the letters in the word dog, you get Scarlett Johansson photos with God. Now we've got something newsworthy. Until then put away the damn cameras.

File under Scarlett Johansson.

Jennifer Garner appeared on Jay Leno last night and official threw the cat from the bag. In conversation with Leno she slipped and referred to her baby as a she. Garner immediately caught the mistake and covered her mouth and smiled in mild embarrassment. Jay Leno recognized the slip happened, but smiled and glanced over it. The fact she called the unborn baby a girl didn't come up in conversation again during the interview. Previous to the big slip up I could have sworn I heard Jennifer Garner use the phrase 'her' in talking about setting up the babies' room, but neither Leno or Garner seemed to catch the slip. The second time was obvious enough that it wouldn't pass without gasps from the audience.

File under Jennifer Garner.

Rumor on the street - or the interent - seeing as how I've got no street access, is that Britney Spears has signed a contract with OK magazine to exclusively publish pictures of her new baby. So if you're looking for Britney Spears baby pictures that's where you'll need to look. Of course this could all be BS and there will be no Britney baby photos, just more of Kevin looking unwashed and poor. But if it's true and they make a bunch of money selling photos of their newborn baby Sean Preston Spears (boy that just sounds wrong) then Kevin can afford a shower and Britney can hook up a personal trainer.

File under Britney Spears Baby Photos.

Just making good on a daily dose of celebrity see through dresses. This time we've got Tara Reid's see through dress, from I don't know here, nor do I care. This is nothing compared to Tara's pass nip slip adventures in front of the media. Actually that was more a full boob slip in from of a whole press crew. And Tara Reids big fake boob was really more frightening then sexy. I'd stay with the see through dress routine if I were Tara. Lettin' the girls loose is a little much.

File under Tara Reid.

Us Weekly has reported, along with the rest of the press in the western free world, that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher got married over the weekend. The ceremony reportedly took place at a Beverly Hills home in front of 100 or so close friends. The 15 year age difference between Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher is startling to some. A 15 year age difference isn't actually that much, but there is some indescribable creep factor with these two.

And apparently neither are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. After weeks of rumors swirling around whether Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were getting married at one of George Clooney's Italian villa George has finally spoken out and said the wedding rumors are false. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's divorce will soon be finalized so anything could really happen. It's hard for the average bear to think that something isn't going on between Pitt and Jolie with the amount of visibility the two have had.

We're proud to bring you Dancing with the Stars Kelly Monaco. But more than that, it's a link to Kelly Monaco nude. That's right folks. I have no idea where these photos came from, but GorillaMask has them. More power to em. To see Kelly Monaco naked click here and enjoy. By the way Kelly lost the Dancing with the Stars super gay rematch - for those that follow this stuff. Once again, Kelly Monaco topless. From the looks of the full-frontal naked photos of Kelly it's clear they came from some mens magazine as they are classy and well done.

File under Kelly Monaco Naked.

Jenny McCarthy pees when being tickled. That seems to be the case. The infamous Howard Stern tickle chair proved too much for McCarthy on this mornings Howard Stern show. In what has already been dubbed one of the hottest shows to every air, Jenny McCarthy wet herself while strapped into Sterns tickle chair. I'm guessing there is an even split between those into watersports who wet their own pants just thinking about seeing Jenny McCarthy peeing, and others who were revolted by the thought of McCarthy's wet pants. Either way it makes for funny radio and demonstrates Jenny McCarthy likes to hang it all out.

Related item: Jenny McCarthy see through dress.

File under Jenny McCarthy.

In what seems like a desperate attempt for attention talk show host and supermodel Tyra Banks underwent a televised sonogram to prove that her boobs are real. Additional Dr. Gary Fisher from ABC's Extreme makeover also performed a touch test (felt her up) to prove the Tyra Banks does not have fake boobs. The show fits right in line with our vision for an all breast network. And it's clear that Tyra Banks and her real boobs would be perfect for our line up. Seriously though, I can understand Tyra's frustration with everyone saying she has fake tits. I've told people for years that I have an 18-inch penis and no one believes me. Finally I too had to prove it. There was that one morning my barista just wouldn't believe me and I had to whip it out on the counter right next to my non-fat latte. Quite a scene.

File under Tyra Banks.

We're a huge fan of Liz Phair. So we'll take this opportunity to plug her new album coming out next month and relay our Liz Phair nipple and boob story. We saw Liz Phair live the last time she toured - about a year or ago or so. Let me tell you for those who perhaps don't believe. Liz Phair is sexy as hell. She came out wearing a hippie-ish dress and a completely see through top - with NO bra. I literally split my pants - and I never bent over once - if you know what I mean. She proceeded to rock the house and leave everyone with raging wood. Even the women! Liz is a goddess. I don't know where this photo of Liz Phair and her nipples came from, but it's wonderful. Won't you agree.

File under Liz Phair.

We're amused and terrified by the number of searches for Steve Erhardt. He's our number two traffic winner this month so far and we're seeking an explanation. Here's what we've come up with. The earth has been knocked off it's axis by the landing of the mother ships arrival. The aliens are here to inhabit the earth with gay cyborgs and retrieve their leader. No, seriously what the f-. We wrote about the self-proclaimed Ken doll Steve Erhardt some time ago. And now everybody must want to know Steve's story. About the 250K he's spent in plastic surgery and the butt implants. The other explanation we've come up with for Steve Erhardt's popularity is that a large population of amazon pygmies have finally discovered the internet and heard about the whole butt implant thing. I just don't get it. To me, Steve Erhardt is scary as all hell. Give me a dark alley and the choice between a pack of rabid dogs and Steve - I'll take the dogs every time. My opinion of course.
File under Steve Erhardt.

Cameron Diaz will appear in the next issue of GQ magazine. There are a lot of times when I think she reminds of the joker, but the GQ photos of Cameron Diaz are pretty damn good. She definitely doesn't have the joker's body, smile yes, body no. There have been a lot of unflattering Diaz photos on the web that make her face look more than a bit iffy. These photos clearly show that's not the case, or that magic elf photographers really do have super powers.

Some more half-naked celebrity photos to brighten your day:
Jessica Alba Photos in Entertainment Weekly
Mariah Carey Photos in Esquire - Did Mariah get even bigger boob?
Keeley Hazell Photos in Zoo Weekly - A lingerie feast.

File under Cameron Diaz GQ Photos, Cameron Diaz.

I don't really care what's technically in style, or what came off the runways of the lastest Fashion Week in New York. When it comes to sunglasses the size of satellites they just suck. And Nicole Richie looks like an 80-year old fly wearing them. They look so big they make her head look like it might snap off her skinning neck at any moment. Big giant fly sunglasses suck and you know it.

File under Nicole Richie.

I'll admit I don't know who this is. But Tess Smith's Emmy dress would stop a charging elephant in it's tracks. There really isn't much dress on Tess and this just one more case for celebrities not wearing anything at all to awards show. I've long been a proponent of naked awards. Increased ad revenue is a sure bet, isn't that motivation enough for people to take off all their clothes. Don't they understand marketing. Tess Smith does.

File under Tess Smith.

Would someone explain how Dominic Monaghan scored the Lost goddess Evangeline Lilly? Please? The future of the planet and mankind itself depends on discovering how a less than average looking guy gets action of Evangaline Lilly's caliber. Evangeline Lilly got to be one of the few starlets that can pull off the no makeup look and still turn heads. She's a natural beauty and Dominic is, well, not. Someone please send me a ticket the the parallel dimension where a Dominic gets a Lilly. I'll be on the first plane.


File under ABC Lost, Evangeline Lilly.

Here to bring you a daily (or at least weekly) does of the popular dish. Another Jessica Alba Bikini photo. I think the recent Alba bikini photos are from Hawaii, but fact is you probably don't care.

Also check out Jessica Alba in Sin City.

File under Jessica Alba Bikini.

Take a look at this photo of Paula Adbul's boobs. These are Paula's breast as were displayed at the recent Emmy awards, on the red carpet. I don't know about you, but I don't remember Paula's breasts looking that big. I'll leave this call up to you, but my take is that Paula got herself some breast implants.

File under Paula Abdul.

I tried very hard to watch the Emmys last night. Whenever you get a bunch of stars in one place there's bound to be jokes to be cracked and witty observations to be made. But, man, these Emmy Awards shows suck. What is the demographic is viewers? Like everyone else I have my favorite's that I'd like to see win, but sitting through that award crap is miserable. I'm surprised there hasn't yet been a celebrity off themselves right in the theater. The MTV Awards suck too, but at least at those you've got half-naked celebrities to look at.

File under Emmy Awards.

Couple of photos from the Esquire issue with Keira Knightley. One of which features a Keira Knightley nip slip. Another example of braless celebrities brightening your day.

File under Keira Knightley.

I may be mistaken, but this photo appears to be Jessica Simpson saying Fuck You. Now, I could be wrong, she may just be practicing her counting, or have some form of turrets syndrome. OK, fine, but I'm not really feelin that. Seems more like a big f-you from Jessica. Actually I'm cool with it. I think celebs need to throw off politeness sometime. Let's face it most people aren't polite to them. But Jessica Simpson giving the finger doesn't quite fit with her church upbringing, that's all I'm saying. If you're going to be a star and act like an apparent 'asshole' to people (though usually they deserve it), do it all the time, cause if you play one way and then swing another you're going to get called a hypocrite. Of course this photo could be taken totally out of context in which case my arguement is all crap, it's still a funny photo.

File under Jessica Simpson.

Once again proving their worth as celebrities. This photo of Jessica Alba's ass in a bikini helps society understand the immense value that celebrities bring to the lives of others. With these bikini photos and Jessica Alba's see through MTV award dress from last season she's proven her almost deity like ability to lift the spirits of all.

File under Jessica Alba.

In start contrast to Jessica Alba's Ass and its power of spiritual inflation we have Brooke Shields manly look to demonstrate that there are some stars who should wear a bra to avoid those nip slips, and perhaps more clothing in general and maybe head gear. Brooke Shields nipple slip, which is really just a see through dress, is surprisingly unattractive and we apologize for posting this anywhere near Jessica Alba's ass.

File under Nip Slip, Celebrity+Nipples.

Britney Spears gave birth to a boy and is 'ecstatic'. Have you every really heard of someone saying, "yeah, I just gave birth and it sucks". It's really not news when Britney is ecstatic. Though I'm typing this crap so maybe it is. Even better news if you really idolize Britney and her baby is that her perfume Fantasy hits stores today. No word on whether or not is has the Federline odure. Click below to order.

Britney Spears Fantasy Perfume

Note to self. Getting married at the spur of the moment in the U.S. Virgin Islands after knowing someone for less than a year and meeting under any circumstances related to tsunami relief - not a good idea. Reneee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney have broke up and filed for to anull their 4 month old marriage. Looks like Jack White has another chance at Zellweger who's acne recently made news - something about getting her a part. I don't know. Tuned that one out. At least Renee dumped that bad die job.

It's now official news and no longer gossip. Major news wires have reported that Britney Spears has given birth to a baby boy at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, via c-section. Father Kevin Federline was needlessly present, oops, I mean obviously present for the big Britney baby event. In my head I see Kevin holding a bag of cheetos waiting to nourish little Preston on the way out. Though also in my head is a empty bottle or Merlot, which problem explains any fascination for this news. Reports are that the Britney's baby will be named Preston, though there has also been talk of naming the Spears baby London. So perhaps it will be London Preston Spears Federline Cheetoh head. Or whatever the voodoo gods of the Kabbalah deem appropriate. Congrats to both, now maybe Kevin will take a f'ing shower and shave.

We interupt our compeling coverage of Fashion Week to bring you Britney Spears baby information. God only knows if this gossip is accurate, but it makes for good traffic. Britney Spears is reportedly giving birth by c-section to her baby at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Don't yell at us if we're wrong about Britney's baby, cause we usually are in generally. But news about Britney Spears giving birth is high on everyone's need to make their life feel complete list, so we thought we'd pass along some the unsubstantiated Britney baby info. As for photos of Britney Spears baby we're still fine tuning our upskirt hospital operating room cam. Be pateint. Stay tuned and someone try and dig up Kevin Federline for the big event.

File under Britney Spears Baby.

This is the week where celebrities and designers alike gush over obscure and inaccessible fashion throughout New York. Which also means tons of celebrities in the same place, all trying to impress whomever. What this means to the average bear is Olympus Fashion Week photos to help make us feel worthless and badly dressed. In honor of fashion week I've dawned my traditional opossum thong and am feeling comfy as hell. Gwen Stefani debuted her L.A.M.B clothing line (that's Love Angel Music Baby). Gwen is set to take over the world and knock Madonna off her megastar power pop woman horse. Also of note is Sean by Sean Combs, including a coyote-trimmed leather jacket. (Again I've got the one up with the opossum thong).

Thoroughly under-represented at this year's fashion week is our favorite apparel shop Design You Can Wear. It's clear to me that the Hip Hop is Dead T-Shirt should have been included in Diddy' collection. Dead rabbit, dead coyote, same difference. The always hideous Donatella Versace was present as children ran in fear in every direction. The dead coyote from Sean Combs jacket looked better.

File under Fashion Week.

Here's a quick weekly celebrity crap recap for ya. Filled with bountiful breast and bottomless idiocy. Hold on, deep breath. ready. Victoria Beckham should officially be named to the next batman villan - leatherface. In honor of New York's Fashion Week we've supplied you a lovely picture of Christina Aguilera and her nipple ring. Braless boobs are what fashion is made of. While at the gym I saw on TV that Eva Longoria, Star Jones and someone else - in between in girth - all showed up somewhere in the same purple and black top. That's funny eh. Not really.

Britney Spears has not yet had her baby, Heidi Klum did give birth to a boy. Survivor Guatemala starts Thursday. The first episode of VH1's My Fair Brady was pretty good and of course had Adrianne Curry naked in the tub. Those two will never last. Matt Damon announced his engagement to Luciana Barrosa, an interior designer who really will never need to work again.

But it sure looks like her. A recent issue of porn magazine Xtreme features a Tyra Banks look a like on the cover. The cover headline is also "Totally Tyra". The combination of the two was responsible for several passer bys of my local news stand to walk straight into a nearby light pole. Myself included. Heed my warning, look where you're going.

I hope you too had the displeasure of listening to Tyra Banks on Jay Leno. A pleasure to look at - a displeasure to listen to. Bank's told mind numbing stories about how she's scared of whales and was literally afraid when she saw the large whale in Finding Nemo (a cartoon we'd like to point out). Oh, and then Tyra Banks gave advice on how to look better in your driver's license pictures. This complete with idiotic demonstrations of her mugging it up. The only thing more harmful than listening to Banks' ramblings might have been to fall unconscious through the front of my TV into her cleavage.

File under Tyra Banks.

Britney Spears may have given birth over the weekend, or may not have given birth. Reports abound that she was rushed to the hospital in Santa Monica in which Britney would have given birth four weeks early. But Britney's people deny the rumors. So keep waiting. I guess.

File under Britney Spears Baby.

I guess you can qualify swimsuit photos of Nikki Ziering as being half naked. Technically they are probably like 95% naked, but half is more than enough to describe the amble skin shown by Nikki. The photo comes courtesy Gorilla Mask. Honestly not sure how recent, but do you really care!

File under Nikki Ziering.

Every gossip site around is buzzing with the story about Katie Holmes changing her name to Kate Cruise, so we'll jump right on that bandwagon. It is said that In Touch magazine reports that Katie Holmes has plans to change her name to Kate Cruise. Mind you it's not Katie Cruise, but Kate Cruise. The first name change comes because Tom likes to call her Kate and supposedly recommended that she use Kate professionally as well. Since Katie Holmes could practically be Tom Cruise's daughter perhaps it's fitting that he names her - changes her pants and feeds her breakfast too.


File under Katie Holmes, Kate Cruise, Tom Cruise.

The countless photos on Tara Reid appearing to be drunk out of her mind account for Reid's lose of dignity - just an fyi there. But now it seems Tara has lost her 'designer' handbag. Her handbag was stolen at an airport in the Spanish isle of Ibiza. Really not much of a story except for the fact that it contained a reported $180,000 in jewelry. I just have to make a small recommendation - and this is not aimed directly at Tara of course (wink wink) - if you plan on going out and getting shit-faced in front of the world night after night, you just might not want to try and carry around a hundred G in your purse. I once had a wallet stolen - and let me tell you - it had everything to do with laying in a pool of vomit.

File under Tara Reid.

Bob Denver, star of Gilligan's Island died Friday at the age of 70. Denver had been undergoing treatment for cancer and also received a quadruple heart bypass surgery earlier this year. R.I.P. Gillian.

Browse Gilligan's Island DVDs at Amazon

File under Gillian, Bob Denver.

We actually have little interest, but it's our given duty to pass these celebrity gossip ramblings along. Jennifer Lopez reportedly went shopping at Petit Tresor in Los Angeles and the sales person is reporting that Lopez was buying clothes for herself. So if that makes you think that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant, then there you go. Mind you this is the same store where Britney Spears (who so obviously is pregnant) went shopping, and the same store that gave the Spears gossip to the tabloids regarding Britney buying boys clothes. With that said I'll leave it to you as to whether Jennifer Lopez is having a baby, pregnant, or just likes buying baby clothes for herself.

File under JLo Pregnant,Jennifer Lopez Pregnant, J Lo Pregnant.

It's our celebrity scandal recap. Just a few of the popular searches for recent celebrity scandals to lighten your day and make you feel fresh, and, well, just plain better about yourself. You can always feel good that you've got a better temper than Russel Crowe, and don't have to fork out six figures to settle a dispute for throwing a telephone at someone's head. And be thankful you're not addicted to drugs and in rehab, that's were Eminem recently went. You can be absolutely ecstatic that you do NOT look like Carrot Top or Steve Erhardt.

Most people would be happy to have Jessica Simpson's boobs but then you'd have to deal with everyone thinking they are fake. If you're going to go the fake route, we'd suggest you go all the way and get boobs like Pamela Anderson's, they'll always cause a scandal. But whatever you do don't get teeth like Hilary Duff's, cause you'll end up looking like a horse. And of course avoid becoming too skinny, like Nicole Richie. Our showing your crotch like Beyonce. or swimsuit cameltoe like Eva Longoria at the recent MTV VMAs. Poor Eva.

File under Celebrity Scandals.

Two things are clear to me from this photo. Christina Aguilera has nice breasts - although seemingly fake. And Christina appears to have a broken finger. Fact of the matter is I know little more. I can only assume that her incurred the injury after having her finger on the pulse of sluttish pop star celebrity for so long. it also seems likely that with her half shut eye's she's about to walk into something painful.

File under Christina Aguilera Breaks Finger.

Supreme Court Justice William H. Rehnquist is dead. The Associated Press is reporting that Rehnquist died Saturday evening at his home in Virginia. The likely cause of death would be the thyroid cancer he had been fighting while still performing his duties on the court. Rehnquist had served since 1971 and given the postion of chief justice by President Reagan in the 80's.

File under Justice Rehnquist Dead.

Rebuffing those who say's she has anorexia Courtney Cox is proclaiming that she is at her idea weight. Cox's ideal wieght just happens to appear to many as being far too skinny, although currently that title is being clutched by the boney fingers of Nicole Richie. I certainly don't reject that someone likes themselves at their 'ideal weight' however that does not mean that they aren't too skinny, or even reached that weight by unhealthy means. If a majority of the American population would just become overweight then all these stars would look really foolish - oh wait that's already happened, hum, didn't work.

File under Courtney Cox Anorexia.

Beyonce recently shook her cooch dancing on a chair at the World Music Awards. Beyonce appeared to perform a chair dance on the chair. Other than noting that her ass was basically creeping out her pants there isn't much of a story her. Other than the Beyonce photo, which is the story.

File under Beyonce.

Not to be upstaged by Jessica Alba it would appear Jenny McCarthy also owns a nice see through dres as well. Perhaps this is a new campaign now that she's filed for divorce from her husband. Truth be told I have no idea when this photo was taken only that it's see through and would make most people exceedingly happy to stare at. For her recent picts from FHM, click here.



File under Jenny McCarthy.

Since it seemed Britney Spears chickened out on the naked Vanity Fair Cover this is what we get. Actually I don't think it was ever confirmed that Britney was going to pose nude for Vanity Fair, a la Demi Moore, but now we get these picts from an Elle photoshoot. Which to my eye's look like they've dressed up a pregnant 14-year old in a black teddy. It's back to the Mousekateers days. Not really cool. I don't know how long ago these were taken but Elle has apparently hired some super-duper photoshop wizards to shed the ample baby weight Britney has put on. Personally I think Britney Spears naked would have sold a hell a lot more magazines. Call me crazy.

File under Britney Spears Pregnant Photos.

Recent photos of Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn would lead even a half-witted village idiot to believe they are romantically involved. Follow that up with reports of their cozy behavior at the recent wrap part for their film The Break Up, and you have what appears to be a celebrity couple. People magazine quote's Jennifer Aniston's rep as saying:

"Do not read into this...At the wrap party ... everyone was enjoying themselves, cast and crew included, and they were all being very affectionate to each other."

I was at a wrap party once, and indeed people were very affectionate. So affectionate in fact that half of them were naked. Of course the warp party was for Jugzilla da Boobs does Monster Johnson 23.

File under Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn Dating.

Britney Spears has announced the she will name her baby London Preston Spears. This in honor of the place where she met Kevin Federline. Her original pick for a baby name was Sean Preston. But now she likes London better. Personally I think the first name is 'Disa' is much better. Kind of like Diva, but not. And it's sounds so nice with Spears. Disa Spears. Nice eh.

File under Baby London Preston Spears.