The California Supreme Court has overturned the ban on gay marriage and altars will soon be filling up. And it sounds like Ellen DeGeneras and Portia de Rossi will be one of the first to take advantage. Ellen announced her wedding plans to the world on yesterday's show. I'm not a lesbian and totally don't get the lesbian aesthetic, expect for perhaps Ellen. Well not, her, she's like a living Alf doll, but she scored one hell of a conversion with Portia de Rossi. That my friend is some mad lesbian skill. Clip from Ellen's show after the jump.

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I'm not sure it's motherhood, gamma rays, or alien implants, but Christina Aguilera's boobs are huge. Massive. It's not for me to question such things though, just enjoy. But I am throwing the flag at the Anna Nicole-esqe look she's got going on with the lipstick and fly glasses. Not a road you really want to go down.

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If you didn't know this movie was made by Woody Allen you'd probably watch the trailer and think it was a foreign film. We snagged some on-set photos of Allen's new movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona last year. And now here's the trailer. Yeah, I'm sure you wondering why we care about a movie made by a walking fossil, well, that fossil managed to get Scarlett Johannson and Penelope Cruz in a lesbian liplock - that's why.

If you haven't yet heard, Jack Black outed Angelina Jolie on national television. (If only that really literally true.) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having twins, single handedly repopulating the world with their bionic genes. Angelina Jolie does pregnancy so well she probably could repopulate the planet. You can watch the whole clip after the jump if you're really into Jack Black and babies. Unfortunately it includes Matt Lauer, but hopefully the 'twins' make up for it.

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Paris and her pet Benji were in Russia to promote Paris' new perfume "Can Can". If there was ever a place to try and sell crazy, a country where the vodka flows like water would be it. No word on if Paris introduced the Russia kids to the Paris Hilton doll.

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I'm positive there's some story attached to the pictures of Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty, but quite frankly it really wouldn't matter. Just choose your worst nightmare and insert these two vampires into it and that probably closer to reality than whatever was actually going on. A few details as you spin your own yarn a). Amy Winehouse may now actually live in a cave, and b) Pete Doherty has actually been dead for over two years.

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This picture of Britney Spears with a pregnant looking belly is everywhere. It's got to be Photoshopped. The laws of nature won't allow two Spears girls to be pregnant at once. For that matter not even one should be allowed, but I don't control these thing - yet. The smoking and butt scratching do make perfect sense, but as for the 'pregnant belly' - I'm guessing the shot was taken after she spent an hour going in circles through a KFC drive through.