Some pictures from the Coachella Music Festival. In particular Courtney Love looking like she might have devolved into some other life form. I can't tell exactly what it is she's drinking, but it looks like a coconut full of bong water. On the plus side her stomach is covered. Cameron Diaz and the proverbial Hilton Stewart Lohan trifecta as well.

Rosie O'Donnell has reportedly quit the View. Seems to make sense to me considering I never thought really obnoxious annoying unfunny people made for good ratings. I just hope it doesn't mean the end of Donald Trump's weekly Rosie Bashing soundbits. Those things can really uplift your spirits, then again so can these.

 

Usually when celebrities attend charity events the goal is to try and raise money for the charity. Someone should have explained that to Eddie Griffin before he crashed a $1 million dollar Ferrari Enzo into a wall at a charity event. I'm not saying that Eddie Griffin is a bad driver, but clearly he's not capable of handling a Ferrari Enzo, at least not as well as me. If the pictures of the million dollar junk heap aren't enough, here's the video of the crash.

As further proof that Janice Dickinson is the most annoying women on the planet (well, right behind Tyra Banks), she caused problems at the Ed Hardy fashion show. TMZ reports:

According to inside sources, Janice Dickinson refused to sit in the seat assigned to her -- claiming she wasn't close enough to the media -- and instead sat in seats assigned to Fern Mallis, lead organizer of Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, and Davis Factor, co-creator of Smashbox Studio. Though she was heard yelling, "I'm not moving for anyone, I don't care who it is," she switched seats after being reprimanded by Factor himself.

I'm sure the poor guy with her knee his crotch wishes she'd shut the hell up and finish the job. The video at TMZ is amusing considering she bashes the designer's show she's attending. That's always a good move.
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In what can only be described as Herculean strength, Ashley Oslen was spotted carry a paper bag AND a Venti coffee. Not only spotted, but photographed - captured in the incredible act. That's two hands folks, and what could possibly amount to 12-14 ounces of weight. No word yet on any injuries Ashley might have sustained or if any doping was involved. Also no word on where the missing button is that might have otherwise covered her bra. Or for that matter why she's even wearing one.

You've got to seriously question what constitutes a celebrity these days. TV cooking show hosts get wax statues in Madame Tussauds? What. No really. It might sound like an honor fo Rachel to get her wax statue, but consider you're in the company of Britney Spears, who's wax statue features her humping a pole.

For the love of God will Quentin Tarantino start speaking like a middle-aged white man. Oh this guy is so annoying. Could you please scream the names of nominees at the top of your lungs and try to sound a little ghetto, and um, mix that with a little Oprah speak. Yeah, that'd be cool. The guy is a killer director, not doubt. But I can't stand to listen to him speak out loud.