Everybody's favorite fake breasted, fake reality tv star Audrina Patridge looks to have scored herself a new dude. Newsworthy? No, but it's Audrina Patridge so let's face it, it's all about the pictures. Granted she's not naked this go around, but hey, it's better than gawking at this.

I could make up a bunch of real heady stuff about the cultural relevancy of posting paparazzi pictures of Audrina Patridge out shopping. But I seem to have already titled the post with 'breasty filler', so let's just stick with that. And seeing as how last month we all say Audrina completely naked you should be able to get that much more mileage out of these shots.

Just in time for the new season of MTV's The Hills, Audrina Patridge got herself a new tattoo. She walked out of the Melrose tattoo shop with a bunch of Chinese characters on her forearm. Which is strange, because I heard her original idea was a tattoo of Ariel from the Little Mermaid. Can't blame the guy for screwing up though considering this was the view he had the entire time. Big version of Audrina's new tattoo here.

Filming for the new season of MTVs The Hills is underway. And by filming I mean hot chicks like Audrina Patridge running around the beach in their bikinis. I don't really know how this qualifies as 'work' or 'filming'.

I must have the wrong Hollywood connections, because I've got piles of bar napkins with ideas exactly like this. Right here on the top of the pile, "show where hot chicks spend 90% of their time in bikinis or towels, having just gotten out of the shower". Next idea, "show about casting agents trying to cast a TV show about girls in their bikini's and it all takes place on a giant couch I've nicked named - ready for it - 'the casting couch'. See, this stuff is golden.