In case you haven't noticed the 2007 MTV Movie Awards are this Sunday. And unlike the Oscars which feature fossilized stalactites and movie's your grandma would like, the MTV Awards feature mainstream movies and hot action like Borat 69ing some fat naked dude in a hotel room, wait, ah, no that's not right. I mean hot red carpet boobs and ah, breasts, yeah, lots of boobies. Even better it's hosted by Sarah Silverman who's flown under the radar for too long both as a comic and as a hot chick. But if you've seen the latest cover of Maxim you know Sarah looks as hot as anybody could wearing half a gorilla suit. Damn you Jimmy Kimmel. Here's a few nominees to get you motivated. We promise a host of red carpet cleavage with body parts falling out of outfits only a hooker would wear come Monday. Stay tuned.

Best movie:
300
Borat
Blades of Glory
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest
Little MIss Sunshine

Best Kiss
Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen
Marlon Wayans and Brittany Daniel
Mark Wahlberg and Elizabeth Banks
Columbus Short and Meagan Good
Cameron Diaz and Jude Law

Best Fight
Gerard Butler vs. "The Uber Immortal"- 300
Sacha Baron Cohen vs. Ken Davitian - Borat
Jack Black & Hector Jemenez vs. Los Duendes - Nacho Libre
Uma Thurman vs. Anna Faris - Super Ex-Girlfriend
Will Ferrell vs. Jon Heder - Blades of Glory

US Weekly held the Hot Hollywood Awards to celebrate Hollywood's hottest style makers. As you might have guessed Britney's Grandma shawl and wig didn't make the cut. Instead it was a first class red carpet cleavage-fest with all of Hollywood's hottest. Ryan Seacrest even threw on a pimp suit for the ladies. Camera loving Lindsay Lohan showed up looking like she hired Charo to be her stylist. And of course the pantiless trendsetter wonk eyed Paris, gave us the blink.

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The 9th Annual Young Hollywood Awards took place a couple days ago. I'll admit I don't much about this crowd, but I felt bad because I just posted Rosie O'Donnell who is not young and therefore felt it my duty to offset her grossness with the hot stars of tomorrow. Whomever they be. Plus, aside from having a last name that's almost impossible to type, Alice Greczyn seems to be missing most of the front of her dress. Gobs more photos of Hollywoods Youth right below these words. Oh, and Crispin Glover, just for the crazy quotient.

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Kind of one of those random posts. I couldn't bring myself to let Clown Face Anna Nicole sit at the top of page overnight. So consider Rosario Dawson's pictures from the ACE Awards a kind of palette cleanser. Ample cleavage and a nice (giant) smile, what better way to finish your day.

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Normally I might be offended when a performer flips me off from the stage. But when that performer is Shakira and can she can bend over backwards like this, wearing what amounts to a only a bra, I say flip away.

A variety of issue's have kept me from posting some Emmy breasts in a timely fashion - one of those issue's being I could care less. But VAnessa Minnillo seemed like a worth target seeing as how she's got nice cleavage is reportedly banging Nick Lachey and her dress otherwise sucked. The barnacle like trim was a lovely touch.

I tried very hard to watch the Emmys last night. Whenever you get a bunch of stars in one place there's bound to be jokes to be cracked and witty observations to be made. But, man, these Emmy Awards shows suck. What is the demographic is viewers? Like everyone else I have my favorite's that I'd like to see win, but sitting through that award crap is miserable. I'm surprised there hasn't yet been a celebrity off themselves right in the theater. The MTV Awards suck too, but at least at those you've got half-naked celebrities to look at.

File under Emmy Awards.