Yeah, This is a lot Safer

Friday, January 04, 2008


Here's a video clip of Kevin Federline supposedly driving his kids home from Britney's house after her standoff last night. Are we sure Britney wasn't driving? Those look like her road skills. Obviously K-Fed was trying to keep the photographers from getting a shot. But seriously they're both assholes. Who drives like that with their kids in the car? And what kind of jerkoff photographer would drive up K-Fed's ass and to try and snap pictures of his kids in a moving vehicle. Britney's probably insane and K-Fed's probably borderline retarded, but how about keeping the kids alive.

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Britney Does the California Roll

Monday, November 26, 2007


US Magazine has video of Britney Spears once again demonstrating her awesome driving skills. Being chased down by paparazzi photographers Britney is caught rolling a bunch of stop signs. And in other news her lawyers claim she's being treated unfairly by possibly receiving 24 months of probation for driving without a valid drivers license. Let's face it, we're all lucky at this point she hasn't gone all Dukes of Hazzard and starting fly over Melrose Ave. That new convertible Mercedes she has does make it a lot easier to jump into the car without opening the doors, especially with the kids.

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Britney's a Big Menace

Friday, November 09, 2007

Britney Spears ran a red light last night with her kids in her car. Video of her running the light demonstrates she's far more interested in escaping a few photographers than, you know, worring about her kids, the safety of others, that kind of trivial shit. On the off chance she was on her way to the clinic to get her mothering genes replacement, a IV of common sense and a breast lift - I'll give her a pass. Hell, even one out of three might have been worth it.

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Britney Spears Hits a Parked Car

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Britney Spears hit a parked car while trying to park her own car. In defense of Britney she was surrounded by paparazzi while trying to park. Oh and let's not forget she was trying to drive with one hand and a dog in her lap. No big deal bumping a parked car really. I hit stuff all the time when I'm driving. Let me tell you, it's not easy having sex with supermodels and trying to drive at the same time.

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