Slow gossip morning so we're filling in with Bai Ling. Makes perfect sense really. I have no idea why Bai Ling is any kind of celebrity, she wears insane outfits, and lets her boobs hang out half the time - which matches our definition of filler perfectly. I know she was on one episode of Lost, and has gigantic nipples, but aside from that I can't think of any reason you should even know who she is.

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We're all familiar with Bai Lings killer sense of fashion. And once again she proves to be an innovator with the crotch pocket skirt. Guys have a much easier time with this trick - they just cut holes in the bottom of their pants pockets. But Bai Ling takes it one step further. And does it on the red carpet. A while back Mayra Veronica tried the same crotch grabbing move, but without the actual pocket. That's just nowhere near as smooth.

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I don't really know what the hell Bai Ling was doing at the Cannes Film Festival in France. I don't think anyone else does either. Promoting a movie might be a good guess, but who the hell shows up at a photocall to promote a film and wears a bikini and leg warmings that look like they're made from a dead fox. But when you see Bai Ling in a bikini you really stop caring about the answer to any of these questions. What was the question?

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I'm baffled by all the coverage of Brad Pitt not going to the Cannes film festival. Who the fuck cares? Why the hell would he be running off to promote a movie when Angelina Jolie is about to give birth? He's not Tom Cruise after all. More important to the Cannes film festival is what crazy Bai Ling and her nipples are doing. Shown here as continued proof that the women never wears a bra and would let her nips fly in the middle of Sunday mass. Bai Ling nipple slips are hardly news anymore. What would be newsworthy is if this chick actually covered her breasts and dressed like a normal person. Just to add to the craziness here's a photo of Bai Ling at the last Sundance Film Festival.

The gift registry at Tiffany's for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has been leaked. As well as the Tiffany's registry for Mandy Moore and Zach Braff. Neither seem to be accessible at this point, no doubt to everyone clicking like mad to find out who's registered for the silver baby rattle. Popsugar reports the Braff Moore wedding rumors are fake. As for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's registry one would have to surmise that there is a wedding in the works. It's been long rumored that George Clooney was to host such an affair, but there isn't anything yet that seems to be credible info.