The American Music Awards took place last night. I've got to hand it to the marketing department for this event, because I watch as much TV as the next guy (and surf the web way more), yet I had absolutely no idea they took place until I saw the photos this morning. I think they need to better leverage the level of talent they have attending. With artists like Beyonce at hand they have the perfect promotion vehicle. "How much bailing wire does it take to keep Beyonce's ass in her dress?" - Tune in and find out. "How many rolls of scotch tape does it take to keep her nipples from flying out of her dress?" - Text 123Nip while she performs and win a gift card to OfficeMax. You know, hi-brow stuff like that. Works everytime.

Photo: Wenn

Beyonce got a little exuberant on stage and manage to flash her breasts to the concert audience. It sounds a lot better than it is. The video of Beyonce falling down on stage is actually quite a bit more entertaining, despite the fact that this one supposedly has her boobies. Hard to see, plus the audio is so crappy it ruins whatever Beyonce boob you might see. Still worth a post for the meer fact that the whole act is supposed to be entertaining. She looks like she's jumping around on giant hot plate.

I figured we need a break from what will be endless Lindsay Lohan DUI coverage. Video of Beyonce falling down stairs during a concert seemed like a good distraction. Pretty brutal fall, head over heels. Compared to the rest of Beyonce's dancing though it fit right in. Falling on your ass can really sell tickets. Perhaps there's hope for Lindsay's career afterall.

Beyonce recently shook her cooch dancing on a chair at the World Music Awards. Beyonce appeared to perform a chair dance on the chair. Other than noting that her ass was basically creeping out her pants there isn't much of a story her. Other than the Beyonce photo, which is the story.

File under Beyonce.