Topping every list of big giant British boobs is Jodie Marsh. While she's no Keeley Hazell, she's still got some rack, and this is how she likes to dress. Nice. These snaps are from a movie premiere for Daylight Robbery. I think that's what the captions said. Truth be told I think I've lost the last five minutes of my life. What year is this? Dammit, why can't I reach through my screen?

It's beyond amazing that Jodie Marsh's giant rack didn't manage to come flying out of this dress - considering the 'dress' looks like it's make from a set of drapes a cat ripped up. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Oh, no. But stick tape, fabric magnetism, sideways gravity, whatever it is that's keep those girls in be damned!

In what can only be described as a valiant effort to defend the USofA against a flock of big breasted British imports Pam Anderson took the girls across 'the pond' to show the Brits a real set of boobs. Ah, ok, strike that, real set of celebrity boobs. Hum, still not quite right. Giant set of fake cans? Ah, closer. I guess it's ok considering most of Brits best are fake as well - expect for the one and only Keeley Hazell of course. Stick it to em Pam.

I'm not sure it's motherhood, gamma rays, or alien implants, but Christina Aguilera's boobs are huge. Massive. It's not for me to question such things though, just enjoy. But I am throwing the flag at the Anna Nicole-esqe look she's got going on with the lipstick and fly glasses. Not a road you really want to go down.

Celebrity Rehab, ex-gubernatorial candidate and, porn star Mary Carey was spotted over eating at weekend Mr Chows. Holy crap. I had heard doctors were still working to perfect this new implant technique, but it looks like they have finally figured out to successfully transplant an ass right on to your chest. Amazing!

Pictures of hot chicks going to night clubs hardly qualifies as 'newsworthy'. But let's face it, that's the type of hard-hititng journalism this site is build on. Case in point, reality TV star turned quasi-celebrity Chantelle Houghton. She appeared in the British Big Brother beating out fellow bombshell Jodie Marsh. It's that kind of star power that makes the grade for us. Well, that and an enormous rack.

Christina Aguilera put in a couple appearances yesterday. First casting her primary vote and then went on to sign copies of her new DVD at Best Buy. This is one of the first good looks at Christina's post-pregnancy body. Wow. Her twin symbols of democracy and freedom will bring tears to your eyes. I'm still baffled at the 42 pounds of make up she alway seems to be wearing, and I'm sure our readers would argue, "who's looking at her face". Sure, but when she's making faces like this, trust me, you're looking.

As a publicity stunt for an MTV show mega-breasted model Lucy Pinder and Kayleigh Pearson took to the streets of London in protest. The show they were 'protesting' is America's Most Smartest Model, which from the title alone sounds pretty amusing. I have no idea if Lucy Pinder is actually part of the show, but hats off for using her body to promote stuff. A sidewalk full of models in bikinis is a great way to promote just about anything.

Gemma Atkinson helped open an Ultimo store last week dressed like this. Gemma is one of those UK imports that appears regularly in magazines like Arena, Stuff, FHM and Zooweekly. (Nice Zooweekly picts at Gorillamask). I'd love to tell you I had more of a story on this one, but, ah, well, I don't. Let's just call it a public service for anyone looking to successfully launch a new store. Gemma Atkinson massive cleavage in lingerie is the way to go. I'm sure it helps if you're selling lingerie, but, ah, let's face it, it really won't matter.

I trust you had a good Halloween. Here's some eye candy for the morning after. It's a celebrity Halloween costume picture post done up right - Celebrity Crunch style. Clearly the breast-in-show goes to Coco Lee's imfamous rack. Those things are out of control. Coco and Ice T make quite the couple. Tera Patrick took a close second. Notables in the sub-D division were Petra Nemcova and of course WonkEye.

Halle Berry walked the red carpet at the London Film festival looking, well, outrageous. My mind is still trying to compute it all. I start to try comprehend the facts - backless blue dress, low cut, massive cleavage, no bra, Halle Berry - and then something happens. There's profuse sweating and a lot of smoke before I even get to the pregnant part. And finally a strange ringing in my ears that sounds a lot like the word boobs sung by a choir of angels.

In the newest issue of US Magazine MTV The Hills star Heidi Montag confirms that she has breast implants - and got a nose job.

"If I was with a guy and there was a girl next to me with big boobs, I would be like, Oh, my God, he's looking at her! On the beach, if I was standing next to a girl with big boobs, I'd be like, I hate her! I hated my nose too. I have my dad's nose, which is huge. It took up so much of my face, when I looked down, I could see my nose. I couldn't get away from it!"

Heidi went from a 32-A to a 32 C Cup. I'm really glad she revealed she had implants, because I would have never know. I mean except for the fact that I have two eyes, a penis and a thimble full of common sense.

The nose job part is confusing though. Who can't look down and see their nose, maybe Michael Jackson, or that last guy I unleashed my death blow on? And I'm pretty sure that unless you're a leper you're not getting 'away' from your nose. But I suppose these days getting fake boobs and a nose job is like the combo meal at MickyD's. Here's one more picture of Heidi and her fake boobies.

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The A-List cleavage turned out for the Celebrity Catwalk for Charity. The event was to benefit the National Animal Rescue, which sounds like a great cause. Not as good as the National Me Foundation, but nice. And I'd certainly welcome this breast extravaganza at any of my events. Jenna Jameson was on hand looking, well, still too skinny. Is Jenna's giant back tattoo new? Looks like fresh ink. And of course there your regular hot racks like Kendra's and Kim Kardashian's who seems to be everywhere at once lately.

Nicole Richie was spotted on the streets of NY with Mischa Barton. And it would appear that Nicole Richie has boobs. Big ones. Well, bigger anyway. I looked it up, and guess what - when you're pregnant your boobs get bigger. And you'll never believe this - you can feed kids with those things. Seriously. Learn something useful everyday.

Adult star Mary Carey celebrated her birthday at Play in Hollywood with the type of crowd that makes any birthday worth celebrating - porn stars and strippers. Katie Lohmann and Jessica Jaymes boobs were also in attendance. It's a shame both Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are busy - tied up and all with jail and rehab - because this is just the type of party they need to polish up that good girl image.

I had no idea what the Classical Brit Awards were. When I first saw event pictures with Camilla Parker Bowles I figured it must be some kind of horse show. But upon further examination I learned one of life's important lessons. Classical artists have breasts too. Big ones. Apparently Katherine Jenkins is an opera sensation and I'll give you two guesses as to why.

American Idol cast off Sanjaya Malakar appears on the David Letterman show tonight. Looks like he brought along his sister Shyamali as well. Good move on Sanjaya's part consider his sister has a giant rack. In Sanjaya's defense (wait did I really say that) he isn't that bad of a singer. But after the first couple of weeks he started to become a parody of himself, with the smug attitude and retarded hair styles. At that point everybody started voting for him because they thought he sucked.

We got a glimpse of Sanjaya's sister Shyamali's bouncing boobs on video early in the season. I still maintain that if he had have better used his sisters assets to his advantage he might not have been voted off. I really don't know what that means - maybe he could have juggled them while he sang? And a Shyamali nipple slip would have shot votes for Sanjaya through the roof, well, shot something. I'm just thinking out loud, work with me here.

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Jordan, aka Katie Price is impossible to miss. First, she seems to be shopping everywhere at once followed by a pack of photographers. Second, she's pregnant and humongous, and not in the Tori Spelling humongous pregnant way. But in the damn those boobs are big, humongous way. Jordan's one of many large breasted British exports making their way west. I have no clue what she does. Same goes for the likes of Lucy Pinder and Jodie Marsh. I'm not complaining, mind you, I'm just sayin'.

Kate Beckinsale was interviewed recently and the subject of boobs somehow came up. Ironically sounds pretty much like any interview I would conduct.

Asked by Glamour in its May issue if she could switch bodies with someone for a day, who would that be, the star of the new thriller Vacancy replies, "Someone with gigantic real breasts, like Queen Latifah."

Getting more off her chest, Beckinsale, 33, says, "I'm so fascinated by breasts because my mother didn't have them either. If I had them, I'd run up and down a flight of stairs!"

There are a couple of things wrong with this picture. First, switching bodies with Queen Latifah. Ahh, no. Second, Kate says if she had big breasts she'd run up and down stairs. If that's her response to having big boobs makes it perfectly clear she doesn't know the first thing about big boobs. You don't enjoy breasts on stairs, you enjoy them on a trampoline.

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Hot ass model Jordan has done humanity a favor. She's launched her own line of lingerie. Marketed under her real name, Katie Price, the lingerie is aimed at women with curves and big ass tits like herself. I can finally rest easy knowing that hot models with big jugs will no longer have to parade around topless in my house.

This picture of Jodie Marsh and her giant tits comes from the UK premiere of Just My Luck. Jodie's got some serious funky ass ways of trying to cover those giant melons. Our last Marsh breast sighting had the twins crammed into some crazy Vulcan apparatus. This time Jodie's just done away with all the extraneous items and opted for a belt across her nipples. Nice, nice look. Those things are almost as crazy as Coco Lee's giant rack

This picture of Jodie Marsh comes from a recent FHM event and present a world of paradox. Let me illustrate. Super big celebrity boobs - or - crazed women about to eat you. Celebrity cleavage you'd glady sleep inside of - or - the crazy deranged women that chases you in your dreams. Luscious melons the size or your head - or - explosive devices wrapped in vulcan body armor. The decision is tough I know. If this photo Marsh's massive breasts leaves you feeling less than erect try this one of Jodie in a see through shirt.

What could be better than seeing Jodie Marsh in a tight PETA t-shirt? Seeing Jodie March in a see through shirt - with no bra. Marsh, is known in the British tabloids as the Human Viagra and I think we all see why. Aside from that I don't know who the hell she is, and doesn't it matter really?

Nick Lachey could be luckiest man on the planet. First he bangs Jessica Simpson. Then realizes she's as smart as a tuna can. Gets out of that marriage and now is going after spousal support from Jessica - which is just rad by the way. And now Nick Lachey is dating Elizabeth Ann Arnold. From this fine photo of Elizabeth Arnold you can see she's got a rack that could probably knock Jessica Simpson out. Here's one more photo of Arnold's rack. I was going to post more but I finished before I finished, if you know what I mean.

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