American Idol begins their top 24 competition tonight. So what better time to make our American Idol predictions. Mind you we haven't bothered to listen to them sing, but we're not talking about singing. We're taking about who's going to be the hot chick this year on Idol. And our vote goes to Amy Davis. I'm assuming she had some kind of modeling career before auditioning for Idol, because there seems to be no shortage of Amy Davis bikini pictures. Or pictures of Amy wearing just her bra and panties. Celebrity Crunch has voted and Amy Davis is our new Idol. Enjoy the bikini pictures below, and click here for about a dozen more.

It's the middle of winter, but Kim Kardashian is still finding time to throw a swimsuit over that back 40 and hit the sand. Of course what else does she have to do anyway? It's also a slow news day, so why not bring you pictures of Kim at the beach. Looks like Miami isn't all that sunny in January, but at least it warm enough to take off your clothes.

More celebrities frolicking in the winter sun. British import Kelly Brook showed off her killer goods at the beach this week in St. Barts. There's so many beach bound celebs this week it's hard to keep up. You might have been impressed by Fergie's Mexico bikini, or Courtney Cox's butt crack flash, but I'd argue Kelly Brook's bikini takes the prize. Billy Zane's one lucky guy, even if he is bald.

When you're a celebrity the seasons mean nothing. Who cares if half the country is freezing it nut's off when you've got the cash to jump on a plane to a warm beach anytime of the year. Case in point, the Fuglicious Fergie. Even though a recent poll of our readers found that 25% of you think she's a warlock, the majority rules, and so we bring you Fergie bikini pictures. Looks like Fergie and fiance Josh Duhamel did a little ocean side painting. So where are the nudes?

This story has absolutely nothing to do with celebrity gossip, but what it does have to do with 1,010 Australian chicks in bikinis. A Guinness World Record was set on Bondi Beach, Australia when over 1000 women in bikinis spelled out word Cosmo. I have no idea officially what kind of record this is (and who cares really), but you can bet that all the guys on hand also set the record for the most blue balls in one place.

I've never been to Australia, but it's clearly a magical place, filled with foursomes of bikini clad women frolicking to and fro, with nothing better to do then makes shapes on the beach out of nearly naked women. Here's a few more pictures of the 1000 bikinis to make your day 2000 times brighter.

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It's been a while since we've had this kind of view of Eva Longoria in a bikini. And by 'this kind of view' I mean picture's of Eva's ass. The last time Eva was digging one out playing volleyball. Today's there's no such antics. Just Eva and her bikini. Consider it personal atonement for posting pictures of Miss Piggy in lingerie. Even a little crack to help finish off your summer right, or whatever you're finishing.

I tell you what Gwen Stefani is doing in her bikini - looking hot. Holy crap. For someone that typically runs around dressed in crazy stuff like this, Gwen has made one hell of an improvement. Yeah, she needs a little sun, but damn. If Lindsay Lohan had it in her powers to make this kind of improvement in her life she might actually remain sober. Hell, she could run for president. Ok, just kidding, the bikini top went to my head.

Paris Hilton was up to her usual weekend activities, vegetating at her rental house on the beach, which happens to be next to the LG house. Apparently parties at both houses mingled and we were left with a super skank-fest of Kid Rock and Paris Hilton at the same location. We also ended up with Phoebe Price running around the beach in her bikini. It's really not enough to offset having to look at Kid Rock's ass crack, but it's all we can muster. And when was the last time Phoebe saw any sun?

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I'm not even sure Caroline D'amore actually exists. She's supposed to be a model. But who the hell knows. What I do know is that she's in a bikini at the beach, and the queen of the beach bikini Lindsay Lohan is currently schackled in rehab. So Caroline D'amore will have to hold us over for now.

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Mena Suvari recently shaved her head a la Britney Spears. I'm assuming this is for a movie roll, or perhaps she's working on completing the transformation into a teenage boy? Didn't she used to have real breasts? And didn't Kevin Spacey get some of that action in American Beauty? Oh, the irony.

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These pictures of Carmen Electra in her bikini are a couple days old. But I've been on vacation and I'm playing catch up. It would just be plain silly to pass up Carmen Electra's boobs in a bikini. There's a thousand other day old photos I could post, like Kirsten Dunst in her ridiculous wayfarers or Lindsay Lohan cleaning a toilet at rehab, but that just wouldn't be right now, would it.

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Kristin Cavallaris and Nick Zano were spotted hanging out at the beach. Aside from Kristin looking pretty good in a bikini I can't think of any other reason to post her. I'd suggest you spend a moment to compare her with Jessica Alba's ass. Not rocket science, but beats actually working.

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted throwing back cokes this weekend as she partied with friends. I had half expected that ankle monitoring bracelet to explode before the end of her first week out of rehab was over, but it looks like she just might stick with it. There's one thing you'll never stop Lindsay from doing - and that's wearing bikinis. And let's face it she might have been good at getting drunk, but she's great at wearing bikinis.

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Audrina Patridge looks pretty damn good in a bikini. I'll admit I've never seen MTV's The Hills. Is MTV still on the air? I guess with girls like Audrina like this running around with bikini wedges it still would be. Of course that doesn't explain why I'm not on TV. I've got a bedroom full hot hot chicks in bikinis just like Audrina. Of course I'm full of hot air, ah, I mean they are, wait, ahhh, nevermind.

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Tara Reid hit the beach and played some football. I have no idea what's going on with her stomach, perhaps a precursor of the full-body leathering to come? What I do know is that her boobs are intact. Looks like she starting to slip a bit here. It's actually a testament to her immense skill considering she can juggle those girls and catch a football at the same time.

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Paris Hilton spent the weekend at the beach learning how to surf. She looks like she might be alright at it, expect for all the falling in the water and boob checking that's going on. You've got to figure that getting hit in the head by a surfboard a few times could only help.

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I think it's a mixed vote on hot or not for Cameron Diaz. So in an attempt to solve this important riddle here are a dozen or so pictures of Cameron Diaz at the beach in her bikini. Looks like her boobs just about flew out in the picture about, but she made the bikini top save. She gets the not hot vote for this post swim picture, but she makes up a lot of ground with an ass shot like this. You make the final call.

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If there's any shortage of celebrity bikini photos it's got to be of Hayden Panettiere. There's enough Lindsay Lohan bikini picts to last a lifetime. I say, let's move on. More Alessandra, more Hayden. She's like the cheerleader in high school you never scored, but hotter and richer and way more famous than you. And in a bikini.

I'm not sure what's up with the crocheted top to Alessandra's bikini, but really who the hell cares. What a smokin' body. I don't think Alessandra's got a fake rack, but her boobies look a little suspect here. Of course it could be that I've starred a whole in my monitor trying to see through her bikini top. Either way, who's complaining.

It's a wicked slow news day. With Paris Hilton in Maui and Lindsay Lohan holed up in rehab, the main holes aren't providing any real news. I was actually forced to post on Lily Allen who I doubt anyone cares much about. But seeing how as it's the 4th of July next week it seemed like a good time to post pictures of hot chicks in patriotic bikinis. So let's start with Zoe. Can't you just feel the patriotism?

Eva Longoria hit the sand this weekend for the Spike for Hope celebrity volleyball match as part of the AVP Pro Volleyball Tournament in Hermosa Beach, CA. I'm actually pretty impressed, I would have thought she'd be worried about breaking a nail or two, instead she's asses up diggin' some sand. I have no idea who her partner was but I can only assume they lost every point where Eva was playing the net.

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One of those random celebrity bikini posts. Misha Barton in a bikini at the beach with her dog. She seems to be preoccupied talking on her cel phone. Which is pretty much what I do when I want to look important and aloof. As a matter of fact, I'm so important I'm talking on two cels phone right now and my penis is doing the typing. Skill baby. All the way.

These photos of Fergie in a bikini vacationing somewhere have the potential to make your head spin. I'm sure were all familiar with Fergie's pluses and minuses. And trying to decide which one wins is tough. I recommend you play the ass - face game to figure it out. Quickly stare at her ass, then her face, rinse and repeat. You'll come up with one of two conclusions that will answer the attractiveness quandry. You'll either decide you'd like to stick your face in her ass, OR, that her face looks like ass. Either way you'll be that much more informed.

There are tough jobs in life. Comparing Jessica Alba's ass to Lindsay Lohan's is not one of them. I invite you to compare for yourself Lohan's ass in a bikini verses Jessica Alba's amazing ass. I know it's work, but give it a try, it's time well spent. I think you'll agree both asses are looking pretty good, but winner in our book is Jessica Alba.

Finally some celebrity bikini pictures to post aside from the perpetually bikini-clad Lindsay Lohan. This time it's asses up for Eva Longoria sunning herself in a white bikini. I thought you weren't supposed to wear white after labor day. I guess bikini's don't count?

When will the bikini's stop? Will Lindsay Lohan be able to continue the daily parade of bikinis through the Fall and Winter? Enquiring minds need to know. Lindsay Lohan's latest bikini is a black number, displayed at Harry Morton house, where Lindsay was hanging out. WTF is up with the avaitors I don't know. Yeah, I know looking like Tom Cruise in Top Gun is fashionable again, but she looks ridiculous. If you really want to look like Tom Cruise just say a bunch of stupid shit and get fired.

It would appear Lindsay Lohan has moved on from the solid boring bikinis and stepped up to animal prints. Check out this side boob picture of Lindsay in animal print bikini. The animal print is actually a good look for Lindsay, now all she needs to do is pick a print with some smaller spots that would blend in with her freckles and she would look like she's walking around naked.

In an altruistic effort to fight the racial injustices of Mel Gibson we're posting photos of Lindsay Lohan in a blue bikini. Makes sense to me. A hot chick covered in freckles that parties too much showing some nips in a small blue bikini is pretty much what the world needs right now. We're but a few more hot naked celebrities, three more bikinis, and five more nude beaches away from neverending peace in the middle east. With all of the bikinis Lindsay Lohan has been wearing lately I'd say we can all hail her as the messiah of peace.

I'm not quite sure why Lindsay Lohan chose to pose for this photo in a bikini at Jeremy Piven's birthday party. But I'm not complaining either. Anytime you can get A-list celebs to put on bikinis for your birthday you're doing well. Especially considering the party was black tie. Ok maybe that wasn't the case, I guess Lindsay Lohan could be wearing a bikini because there was a pool or something, but I really don't like logic, so I'm sticking will the black tie thing cause it makes this photo all the more interesting.

This might just be the rare photo of Tara Reid in a bikini where the focus of the picture is not her giant boobs. Instead it's Tara Reids hideous sunglasses, goofy bandana and fantastically attractive expression that actually pull attention away from her bikini clad jugs. Oh, wait, no, I looked, yeah, nevermind, it's the jugs.

It's a celebrity bikini photo post. From Lindsay Lohan's ass stretching in a bikini to Kristin Cavallari and Jessica Beil at the beach. and a candid of Jennifer Ellison with some fine cleavage in a bikini. If you're looking for a little more summer action, maybe something wet, you might want to check out Gina Lee Nolan looking fine a wet t-shirt and panties, or these crazy drunken broads in wet shirts.

Here's the completely ground breaking Paris Hilton music video Stars Are Blind. The video is amazing, a completely unique, one-of-a-kind - the first video ever of Paris Hilton where she keeps all of her clothes on. Oh, well except for this nipple slip during filming. If you really want to see Paris Hilton in action check out this video of her in a bikini on a lazy susan - seriously. She can spin with the best of em.

This is a killer photo of Paris Hilton in a Bikini. For the simpleton reason that she looks smokin hot and f-able. And for those who like to get cerebral about their jerk off material it's pretty damn funny that Paris Hilton is pictured cleaning a pool - or cleaning anything really. Like her vagina or your computer screen. Either of which likely needs a quality scrubbin.

We all love holiday vacations and so do celebrities. We have it easier because we don't have to take a vacation with a telephoto lens up our ass. These poor people do. Like Marisa Tomei in wet see through underwear. Or Pamela Anderson in a bikini. Lindsay Lohan and Mishka Barton both threw on a bikini for the holidays (as shown in these photos). Nicole Richie made an appearance poolside during the holidays, but I know you're all still trying to keep your holiday food in your fat stomach's so I'll spare you the photos. Looking at Nicole Richie these days is like watching a walking skeleton. Oh and let's not forget the great photos of Paris Hilton with her hand down her bikini bottoms, or Kirsten Dunst scratching her ass. That's classic post holiday fare.


File under Holiday Celebrity Bikini Photos.

Once again proving their worth as celebrities. This photo of Jessica Alba's ass in a bikini helps society understand the immense value that celebrities bring to the lives of others. With these bikini photos and Jessica Alba's see through MTV award dress from last season she's proven her almost deity like ability to lift the spirits of all.

File under Jessica Alba.