Porn star, and one time gubernatorial candidate, Mary Carey is auctioning off her breast implants to raise money for the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. Seriously. You can bid on eBay to buy her old implants that she had removed. Mary will even autograph them.

And if you thought Mary had her implants taken out because she has chosen to change her ways and lead a porn-free life - think again. She had her 36-Ds removed to make way for some 36-DDDs. Better yet she claims to have thought of the idea to sell them while under anesthesia. Damn, anesthesia apparently makes you a genius. Who knew? If we could just sedate Jenna Jameson, Mary Carey and Tera Patrick in a room at the same time they could probably find a cure for stuff. Like cancer.

So if you're looking for some funbag stocking stuffers that have been man-handled by the best in the business, then this is the perfect gift for you or your loved one. And of course it's all just promotional coincidence that Mary will appear on the upcoming VH1 show Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

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Actor Hugh Grant as been arrested for allegedly attacking a photographer. Seems Hugh got pissed at the photographers and, as photog Darren Goff says,

[Grant] got a container of food, it was like Tupperware, and threw it at Ian. It sprayed everywhere and beans ended up in my hair too.

Beans, eh. It's Hugh Grant we're talking about here, you didn't expect something out of When Bears Attack, did you? If the photographer had stayed around any longer Hugh probably would have hit him with a Crepe pan. I wouldn't worry about Hugh Grant throwing beans at you. It's Anthony Hopkins you've got worry about. When he hits you with beans it means he's one step away from eating your liver and the beans.

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