Wild rumors are flying that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. X17 broke that scoop, but I'm not holding my breath. Of course Angelina shows up at the SAG Awards wearing a really loose flowing dress which only fuels the pregnancy rumors even more. Big deal. Have you seen one of these award shows? She's probably smuggling in a pony keg and a bucket of fried chicken. And nice shaggy colored hair on Brad Pitt. It's looks like a messy toupee.

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There is so little going on in the news I'm forced to write about Brad Pitt's bloody nose. You'd think stuff like Meg White's sex tape and Kim Kardashian's Playboy pictures would provide plenty to talk about, but no. I'm reduced to posting photos of Brad Pitt with a bloody nose. It's even not a real bloody nose. Brad was actually shot on the set of his new film Burn After Reading. What's happened to Brad. Fake blood? Isn't this the guy who made Fight Club. Hell, even George Clooney's falling off bikes and breaking ribs in his down time. Where's the authenticity, the method acting, huh, huh? Where are the girls with huge breasts and see through shirts, and, ah, what the hell were we talking about?

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Brad and Angelina hit the red carpet for the New York premiere of The Assassination of Jesse James at the Zeigfeld theater. Damn these two for being so good looking. I mean 9 of 10 women surveyed still pick me over Brad, and she could stand to put on a couple pounds, but, still - damn. Check out the Jesse James trailer here. Looks cool. Even cooler - Angelina Jolie getting naked in the upcoming Beowulf.

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It's good to know that while Angelina is off saving the world Brad's home taken care of business - rollin' large through Central Park with Zahara. It's a pretty good plan too. The wife goes out, collects the kids, saves a few more, makes a bunch of money getting naked in animated movies while you roll around in a big giant carriage in a grandpa hat. Sign me up.

Brad Pitt broke ground on a green-housing project in New Orleans, continuing his involvement with sustainable building organizations such as Global Green USA.

The greatest victory for me will be when the first people move into one of these green homes – when they can put their key into that lock, sit down at the table, have dinner with their families and live their lives., says Pitt.

It's cool that celebrities are involved with Green Building. What would be cooler is if they just start building the actual houses. Just imagine, Brad Pitt couldn't build rooms fast enough to house all the kids Jolie adopts. And Paris Hilton would build a house that looked like a big vagina with one of those "Open 24-Hours" neon flashing signs.

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Who the hell could ever tell if this is real or fake, but an ultrasound of Angelina Jolie's baby is supposedly up for sale on eBay.com. Buying a nude photo on eBay would be personal enough, but it doesn't get much more up close than buying a picture of Angelina Jolie's uterus and baby. About the only thing I could think of more personal might be buying the ad space on the inside of Paris Hilton's vagina. And that can't be far off. Whether or not the Angelina Jolie ultrasound story is real or fake it's pretty crazy someone would sell it anyway. Even funnier is people like this jumping into the action.

Don't be yelling at us if this is totally fake, like Jessica Simpsons ass, but the News of the World is reporting that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt's baby. Sounds like a shaky story, but it's our job to pass on this important of gossip. (yeah whatever). We've reported Jolie pregnancy rumors long ago, that were of course bogus. But I've also read that some of her clothes on set where fitting after the Christmas break. Someone of course attributes that to a growing stomach. Only thing for sure is that if Angelina Jolie is pregnant it's a big slap in the face to Jennifer Aniston and might strengthen old rumors that her break up with Pitt was partially due to differences over starting a family.

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Yahoo Entertainment is reporting that Brad Pitt has filed legal paperwork seeing to become the adoptive father of Angelina Jolie's children. In addition the last names of the kids would become hyphenated Jolie-Pitt. The stars publicist has confirmed the story. You know, that's cool, but how about just acting like f-ing adults and own up to the fact that you are in a committed relationship. Stop the celebrity gossip and just give us facts dammit. You know were all just waiting for the news that Brad and Angelina are engaged so we can plan the mega Pitt Jolie Vaughn Aniston 4-way wedding orgy.

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The tabloids are a buzz with rumblings about Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn getting engaged, or at least living together. And then you have some dunce on the set of Angelina's movie leaking news that supposedly Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are engaged. So the race is on. You've got to figure that each thinks the other one will look like the bigger ass if they get engaged first. It's seems Jolie and Pitt are all but ready to go, and recent photos of Jennifer Aniston with Vince Vaughn might suggest they are gaining ground quick. I think the thing to do here is to have a combo wedding Aniston and Vaughn, Jolie and Pitt, all at once. Hire Paris Hilton to dance nude on the head table and you've got yourself a hell of a party.

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The latest Brad and Angelina buzz is that Angelina Jolie is furious with Beowulf co-star Ray Winstone after Winstone leaded news to the press that Brad and Angelina are engaged. If Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie really are engaged so what? Could no one figure out that was going to happen? Are Brad and Angelina under the impression that America is so dumb that they can't deduce they are a couple from the count photos on the net. Come on now. Who cares Angelina. It's no secret.

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Esquire magazine has named Jessica Biel as the sexiest woman alive. Gong Li, Sharon Stone and Rene Russo were also named - although in the 'older' category. Last year's winner was Angelina Jolie, who has recently had no shortage of media coverage.

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Femalefirst.co.uk is reporting rumors, that we are now reporting, that Angelina Jolie may be pregnant with Brad Pitt's baby. After reading the story I can't even discern a single fact of how they came the conclusion that Jolie is pregnant. They quote sources that say Brad spends hours in the bedroom with Jolie and that Brad's house is full of baby toys. Seeing as how he 'appears' to be dating Jolie, who has kids, this really shouldn't come as a surprise. Rumors that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Pitt's baby seem to be quite a stretch. I do wish Pitt and Jolie would just come clean about their relationship. They don't seem to be fooling anyone these days.

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And apparently neither are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. After weeks of rumors swirling around whether Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were getting married at one of George Clooney's Italian villa George has finally spoken out and said the wedding rumors are false. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's divorce will soon be finalized so anything could really happen. It's hard for the average bear to think that something isn't going on between Pitt and Jolie with the amount of visibility the two have had.

This is one of those headlines I love. Front page news. Brad and Angelina went to a museum with Maddox to look at dinosaurs. Apparently to do research from one of their upcoming films. What's next - Tom Cruise goes out for a big gulp? I went to Starbuck's today. Why isn't that news. Oh. I'm not famous. Sucks for them I guess. And they say that Pitt and Jolie aren't dating. Whatever. When you start hitting museum with woman, that definitely means you're getting married. Everyone knows that. Especially when you can manage to get some action behind the T-Rex like I did.

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Oh my god, aren't we done with this yet? Jennifer Aniston's split with Brad Pitt, and Brad's relationship with Angelina Jolie and the adopted ethiopian orphans. The list goes on and on. And it apparently continues in this months Vanity Fair article with Jennifer Aniston. Aniston talks with 'fury and pain' about her failed relationship with Pitt. Oh and Jennifer cries and cries and talks some more. And how she really does want kids, and then says a whole bunch of other stuff, but my brain has just shut down. The only redeeming item is the cover photo by Mario Testino which features Jennifer Aniston in a white shirt showing some breast. Ok then I guess we talk about this more. Wait no, seriouly enough these two.

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It must suck to be Jennifer Aniston (expect of course for the the pile of cash she sits upon). First Brad Pitt leaves you (possibly for Angelina Jolie - but who knows), then some wack job former boyfriend tries to sell your love letters.

Michael Baroni, a California lawyer is reportedly going to auction off Aniston memorabilia from their 1984 fling. The AP reports:

"Baroni's auction begins July 29 on eBay with a $100,000 reserve. If the reserve is not met, the package of memorabilia will be withdrawn...The package includes: a piece of paper with Aniston's name and phone number written in lipstick, a love letter from Aniston handwritten in red pen, a note written on toilet paper with birthday wishes from Aniston to Baroni on his 17th birthday, a page from Baroni's little black book containing Aniston's contact information, a photo of the pair hugging when they first met in 1974, an autographed photo from the cast of "Friends," a December 2004 copy of In Touch magazine with an article about their relationship and a notarized statement by Baroni certifying and attesting to the authenticity of the materials."

Sounds like a retarded ass thing to do. And does this dude think he is EVER going to get another date after this stunt? And who the hell would want this stuff? Aside from maybe another whack job Aniston Stalker. It's crazy the things people place value on. Do people seriously think that in 10 years they are going to sell if for more than 10G. Come on. No way.

Does that mean there is 6 more weeks of summer? What the hell people. I can't believe this is a top news story. You think he was the f-en pope. Now that would be a story. Brad Pitt has a mild case of viral meningitis and was recently released from the hospital. Hey too bad for him, but glad he's better. Personally I was so impressed that he made an appearance I stopped what I was I was doing, turned on 6 tvs and have been watching continuous coverage. I also rented a satellite so I can watch on him 24/7. Today he had Chinese food and, yes, he did see his shadow.

The Associated Press is reporting that Angelina Jolie has filed papers to adobpt an orphaned Ethiopian baby girl. Jolie has been qouted saying that the name of the less than one year old child is Zahara Marley Jolie. Angelina currently has an adopted son, Maddox. This would seem to squash the rumors that Jolie was pregnant. Though the romantic link between her and Brad Pitt still remains up in the air, as does whether or not her involvement with Pitt contributed to the end of Pitt's marriage to Jennifer Aniston.

Where'd that damn home pregnancy test go? I'm guessing that's Brad's response after seeing his and Angelina Jolie's picture on every freakin supermarket gossip rag. Holy crap already. But I'm sure that crazy Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are enjoying the break, or are they? I guess we'll have to wait and see if there is a baby Jolie on the way. That'd make Brad and Angelina look like bigger liars than Tom and Katie. Wouldn't it now.

A blond Brad Pitt? Have you seen this? One word - RETARDED. What the hell was he thinking. Has Angelina Jolie's strange ass blood vial wearing behavior worn off on him. Find the photos and laugh at Pitt's hair yourself. Come on dude.

Brad Pitt is to appear on PrimeTime Live Tuesday at 10 pm on ABC. Just five months since his spearation from Jennifer Aniston, Pitt has the rumor mill churning fast about his relationship with Angelina Jolie.

Pitt and Jolie appear together in the upcoming film Mr. and Mrs. Smith. So it begs the question - may we one day see a Mr and Mrs. Pitt.

I could see the combo working Angelina Jolie's got kind of an off-the-wall perspective, free spirited groove that fits Pitt's personality - better than Jennifer Aniston did.

Guess we'll have to wait and see.