I'm not sure if you can officially call this sculking, but we'll run with that. Cameron Diaz was spotted leaving Chateau Marmont with a 'mystery dude'. Who is he? Hell, we have no idea. We'd guess some guys with a Joker fetish. Bigger question is why the hell is her car so filthy? And a Prius? Yeah, go green, all cool, but how about a Telsa?

If you've ever wondered what the Joker would look like without hair, here you go. Cameron Diaz is bald. Well, ok, maybe she didn't really shave her head. The bald pictures aren't faked or photoshopped, they're from a movie set (My Sister's Keeper) so we're probably talking movie makeup magic. Personally I prefer to just blindly believe everything I see on film and then make up stories to support it. So we're sticking with yes, Cameron Diaz really is bald, and yes, it has everything to do with Area 51 and government conspiracies. You fill in the holes from there.

Miracle you say? Yes. Take a look at these bikini picts of Cameron Diaz in the latest issue of GQ UK. It's a miracle she looks this good. Hot even. Sorry, but Cameron is one of the most overrated 'hot chicks' ever. Sure she's got nice little boobies and this ass, but that bobble-header joker's smile kills it all. Yeah, she's cute and perky and funny on film. But, still, I call overrated. Of course looking at these picts from GQ you'd never know. What's your take? Vote below.

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Here's a picture of Ashton Kutcher taking Cameron Diaz for a walk on the set of their latest film What Happens in Vegas. Wait oh no, that's not Cameron, this is. How could I have every confused the too. That's a dog. Time for some new glasses I guess. I just hope that photo is before she comes out of the make up trailer and not after. Lake Bell is also in the film, seen here blocking some shots with Cameron.

Cameron Diaz is in New York city filming What Happens in Vegas... You had to figure it was only a matter of time before they used that tagline for a movie title. Expect it's already been made, it was called Leaving Las Vegas. Because when you party so hard you actually die, then pretty much everything, including your body, "stays in Vegas". Looks like Cameron had the AC cranked up in that trailer.

I think it's a mixed vote on hot or not for Cameron Diaz. So in an attempt to solve this important riddle here are a dozen or so pictures of Cameron Diaz at the beach in her bikini. Looks like her boobs just about flew out in the picture about, but she made the bikini top save. She gets the not hot vote for this post swim picture, but she makes up a lot of ground with an ass shot like this. You make the final call.

So it would seem Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake don't like having their photos taken. Dah. X17's photogs are under fire for some aggressive snapping, but are now said to be filing a complaint against Diaz and Timberlake. Since when does Cameron Diaz have dark hair? Anyway the dispute seems to be whether they were or private property or not. Does anyone really care about these photos, wouldn't you rather see Cameron Diaz in a bikini?

I know this is old, but it's kind of hot and I'm going with the excuse that Cameron Diaz is wearing a flag bikini in honor of the fourth of July. So there. Enjoy the on screen Hollywood fake lesbian action between Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate, it's what makes America great.

This is my favoriate quote of the week. I know it's all over the place, but I thought you needed to read it one more time. Designer Valentino says,

"Today you see Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz running around looking unkempt in jogging trousers, they look like bag ladies, like homeless people."

Oh.. that's great. And I'm not faulting Roberts or Cameron Diaz who looks f-ing killer in this months GQ. I love these high couture designers. I don't think they could be more out of touch with the mainstream. If Cameron Diaz looks like a hobo on the cover of GQ than the average person must look like a salt covered slug.

Cameron Diaz will appear in the next issue of GQ magazine. There are a lot of times when I think she reminds of the joker, but the GQ photos of Cameron Diaz are pretty damn good. She definitely doesn't have the joker's body, smile yes, body no. There have been a lot of unflattering Diaz photos on the web that make her face look more than a bit iffy. These photos clearly show that's not the case, or that magic elf photographers really do have super powers.

Some more half-naked celebrity photos to brighten your day:
Jessica Alba Photos in Entertainment Weekly
Mariah Carey Photos in Esquire - Did Mariah get even bigger boob?
Keeley Hazell Photos in Zoo Weekly - A lingerie feast.

File under Cameron Diaz GQ Photos, Cameron Diaz.

You see it everyday. Nude photos from your past come up to bite you in the ass, or at least the boobs. Cameron Diaz is no different than the rest of us who have left nude polaroids at countless Ex's houses, workplaces, dry cleaners, etc... Happens all the time you know. Diaz testified that:

"she was not ashamed of topless pictures taken early in her career by a photographer who threatened to sell them before the release of one of her films."

Apparently the photographer who snapped Diaz topless is being charged with grand theft, forgery and pergery. The photographer John Rutter (I thought he was dead? Oh, dah, that's John Ritter. It would have been even better if John Ritter had taken them.) attempted to sell the photos to Cameron in 2003 before the release of Charlie's Angels: Fully Loaded. God only knows the photos could have only helped that fine piece of cinema.

The topless Diaz nudes where taken in an abandoned warehouse in 1992 for an edgy European magazine. Yeah that sounds professional. I read that as soft-core porn. Cameron Diaz stated she "felt that it was a safe environment. It was a professional shoot. It wasn't like in a back alley, `take your shirt off.'" Uhh Huhh. K. Gotcha. Anyway a supposed deal with the photog went bad, blah blah blah, Cameron Diaz end up in court, blah blah. I've lost interest in any details expect for the fact that Cameron Diaz was naked, nude, topeless whatever. Now where are the picture already.