Time for a quick game of name that ass. Yes, we're bored as hell with today's news. But just look at the picture. Can you blame us for the mindless diversion? Here's a hit. She's English. Couple more picts after the jump of the fabulous front side.

Here are your clues. Model. Santa Monica and 18-1. Answer after the jump.

Gisele Bundchen hit the beach wearing some kind of butt floss for a photoshoot. Click the picture for the unedited shot.

Photo: Wenn

I've never even heard of this before, but apparently there is a stage show called Pieces of Ass. And Tammy Vallejos is - a piece of ass. Shanna Moakler took the stage yesterday as the guest 'centerpiece' (of ass, have I said that already?) for a performance at the Key Club. The show is said to explore 'what defines an attractive women' and is made up of relatively hot models and 'actresses'. I'm just glad they were able to find a nice subtle title for it, something that let's on what it might be about without just banging you over the head with it. Smooth.

Kim Kardashian was spotted out shopping on Roberston wearing a warm up suit and pretty much no make up. Surprisingly she didn't look too bad. Of course I might have had a temporary lapse in mental prowess after trying to calculate the size of her ass, how it all fits in her tracksuit - or car for that matter. Sounds like a good time for a poll. Take a look at this picture and answer below.

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Time to catch up with some of our favorite British bombshells. Jordan, aka Katie Price was spotted leaving a nightclub and flashing some ass. Considering Jordan was huge and pregnant just a couple months ago she looks pretty damn remarkable. Britney Spears take note, this is how you get yourself back in shape after having a baby. So if you're wondering if Jordan's wearing panties or not there's a couple more flashing picts after the jump. Panties or pantiless? Find out here.

It's been a while since we've had this kind of view of Eva Longoria in a bikini. And by 'this kind of view' I mean picture's of Eva's ass. The last time Eva was digging one out playing volleyball. Today's there's no such antics. Just Eva and her bikini. Consider it personal atonement for posting pictures of Miss Piggy in lingerie. Even a little crack to help finish off your summer right, or whatever you're finishing.

Kim Kardashian was spotted at TAO Las Vegas to celebrate Stuff Magazine's Music Issue. There really isn't any other way to describe Kim Kardashian's ass other then BAM! That ass is insane. Those boobs aren't far behind either. I think bloggers should have the same set of party standards that magazine's do. But forget the monthly issue parties. Everytime we click the post button the room should automatically fill with hot chicks with big butts and rockin cleavage. As soon as I clear all the supermodels out of my office I'll start working on that.

For fans of huge celebrity ass may we suggest one of the biggest. Vida Guerra's got a full 40 acres out back - as evidenced by this video of her ass, which looks like it was shot by a voyeuristic fan at an autograph signing. Vida is this month's Playboy covergirl. You might also want to check out this profile picture of Vida's ass, which has the added benefit of showing of her huge rack. Nice stuff anyway you spin her.