People.com reports that Pink and Carey Hart are getting divorced. Pink had been married to the motocross rider for about two years. Allow me to quickly point out the so obvious irony of Pink getting married to a guy with a girls name. And that's saying nothing about Pink being named 'Pink'. (Ok yes it is I just said it). The article also says they were married Costa Rica? You visit Costa Rica and there' no telling what you come back with. See, I told you.

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Sophie Monk and Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden have reportedly called off their engagement. People reports that the pair amicably split after being engaged for just over a year. If you couldn't careless about Benji Madden then I'm right there with you. But it seemed like good excuse to take a look back at Sophie Monks Stuff pictures and see what's up for grabs.

Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce Rick Soloman after just two months of martial bliss. I'm not exactly sure where the over/under was on Pam's marriage but I'm guessing this wasn't far off. What a shame too. Pam put all of that planning into the big wedding, oh, yeah wait. That's right they got marriage on her smoke break between magic shows in Vegas.

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Hulk Hogan's wife, Linda Marie Bollea, has filed for divorce, and according to a Florida newspaper the Hulk had no idea it was coming. A reporter contacted Hogan by phone and inadvertently broke the bad news.

Reached by phone on Friday night, Terry Bollea [Hulk Hogan] said he had no idea she had filed for divorce. Informed by a reporter that the paperwork was submitted on Tuesday, Bollea said, "Thank you for the great information," and hung up.

He called back about five minutes later.

"I'm kind of shocked," he said. “You caught me off-guard. My wife has been in California for about three weeks. Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me. I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going here."

Damn, that's a harsh way to spend the holidays. Maybe he'll get to blow off some steam by smashing chairs over the backs of the divorce attorneys. But hey good news for the ladies, Hulk's back on the market.

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John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have announced they have split up. But they might get back together.

"They have broken up," says the source. "But they have broken up and gotten back together at least ten times before."

According to the source, the pair are in constant contact – even as Simpson promotes her new film Major Movie Star at the Cannes Film Festival in France.

10 times. Are you kidding me? And they 'might' get back together. This story makes less sense then that one I heard about Jessica Simpson actually being a real women.

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Adam Goldstein and Mandy Moore have reportedly broken up after two months of dating. I'm not sure it qualifies as a bonafide break up considering they've only dated for two months. Maybe in Hollwood it's like dating dog years. Two months would be 14 real months, at which point that certain spark is going, the sex is down to once a month and you've tormented yourself for a year over whether or not Wilmer Valderamma really took her virginity. So I guess two months of dating is a real breakup.
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Leo and Gisele are done, again. Reports I read in this mornings newspaper say that they've split and it's rumored to be due to a mystery third party. Damn, they finally found us out. But now I no longer have to hide in the trunk of Gisele's beamer. My back is thankful, and as always, my front. I can't recall the last time Leonardo and Gisele broke up, but I think they did. But that wasn't my fault. Whatever.

Note to self. Getting married at the spur of the moment in the U.S. Virgin Islands after knowing someone for less than a year and meeting under any circumstances related to tsunami relief - not a good idea. Reneee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney have broke up and filed for to anull their 4 month old marriage. Looks like Jack White has another chance at Zellweger who's acne recently made news - something about getting her a part. I don't know. Tuned that one out. At least Renee dumped that bad die job.