You'd think this week's holiday was Valentine's Day with all these celebrities getting engaged. Fergie and Jessica Alba both got engaged. Too bad it wasn't to each other. Fergie got engaged to Josh Duhamel and Jessica Alba got a rock from the father of her baby bump, Cash Warren. And boy doesn't Jessica look happy. That's the face you want to see on your women after you drop 50G on an engagement ring. I have no idea if Jessica's ring actually cost $50K. I'm guessing more like six figures, but that's just how I'd roll. Of course the dude's name is Cash, so you never know.

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New York newspapers, along with People report that Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were seen getting cosey at a bar in NY.

The pair first shared a special moment on Monday night, getting close at the Rose Bar inside the Gramercy Park Hotel. Lance was hanging with her, definitely. [Olsen] was very flirtatious, and was sitting on his lap.

I usually couldn't care less about who's dating who, but these two? Really? Isn't Lance like 800 years older than Ashley? And isn't Ashley technically a human muppet? Trust me, I was perplexed as you, because every picture I'd seen of Ashley Olsen help redefine what sexy is not. And then I found this banner photo. Damn, she has breasts! And she almost looks like a real live girl, maybe even an attractive one? Must rest now. Penis is very confused. Take the poll. What do you think?

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