Just in time for the new season of MTV's The Hills, Audrina Patridge got herself a new tattoo. She walked out of the Melrose tattoo shop with a bunch of Chinese characters on her forearm. Which is strange, because I heard her original idea was a tattoo of Ariel from the Little Mermaid. Can't blame the guy for screwing up though considering this was the view he had the entire time. Big version of Audrina's new tattoo here.

Mena Suvari hit Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in LA. Aside from just about providing the perfect upskirt Mena's grown out her hair and now looks marginally like a girl, as opposed to the Sinead O'Conner action she had going on a while back. What's the line on the lesbian thing anyway? Is that confirmed or just a 'sneaking suspicion'.

Britney Spears has yet to sing at the VMAs and already there are VMA parties. Oakley's pre-VMA bash brought out Tito and the Duck, I mean Tito and Jenna Jameson. Actually Jenna looks a little better here. The new boobs are alright, it's just those ducky lips that are freaking people out, well, plus her weight, of lack there of. We did get a nice shot of the tattoo on her back. "I am not afriad. I was born to do this.", Ahh, ok.

Here's a couple picts from some Transformers press. Megan Fox and Rachael Taylor posing together. Didn't know Megan Fox had tattoos. But then again I don't know much about transformers either, other then birds keep flying into one particular transformer on my street and knocking out power for hours on end. Tasty though. I do know William Shakespeare however. Yeah, that's right. And Megan Fox's shoulder tattoo says "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies" - King Lear, Act V, Scene 3 baby.

Ashlee Simpson took the fresh face award at this years Teen Choice Awards. I can only assume the fresh face award has little to do with talent? Have to look that one up. Maybe it has something to do with people being tired of her sister's face. Not sure.

Also revealed at the awards was Ashlee Simpson's tattoo. The tattoo on her wrist is in honor of her number one album/ What? Can someone explain this to me. Why would Simpson get a tattoo that has anything to do with her singing? Not enough praise from her parents. Is pops to busy promoting the Simpson duo to lavish a little attention. Ashless Simpson's tattoo should have been something cool. LIke a pirate. Or maybe a three legged Chihuahua. That would have got people talking. They ask be about mine all the time.