Thanks to the folks at CollegeHumor, and no thanks to YouTube, we present an old clip of Bill O'Reilly having just a little trouble reading the fucking teleprompter. Classic clip. In all fairness I'd imagine every single t.v. anchor has done exactly the same thing at one point in time or another, it's just that none of them are as big of a douche as Bill O'Reilly, so this is way funnier to watch.

I'm sure most people living in the real world are aware the a cyclone killed somewhere between 50,000-100,000 people in Burma (Myanmar) this week. So what better time to post a lame PSA discussing the corrupt government and generally crappy state of life the people of Myanmar lead - all set to cute music and video of Kim Kardashian checking out her ass in the mirror. It should be said the PSA, also featuring Khloe and Kourtney, was made before the cyclone demolished the country. But of course was posted five days after the storm. Well sure, because waiting only three days would have just been plain insensitive.

Paula's either drunk or living in some kind of parallel universe where everything is made of chocolate and vicodin and unicorns fly our ass.

Idol Gives Back aired last night. If you happened to miss Fergie's frantic duo with Heart - here you go. Her introduction and wild, super-awkward "I'm trying to rock out" arm swing starts things off great. Then halfway through she starts in with the gymnastics doing one-armed cartwheels, which is nice and all if you're in the Olympics. There's more wild arm swinging which nearly takes out the big Heart chick. And then Fergie busts out the Chinese throwing stars and takes down Ryan Seacrest. (Ok that last part didn't really happen, but we can all dream).

Demi Moore appeared on the Dave Letterman show and ran down her beauty secrets which included leech therapy in Austria. The long and the short is that leeches prefer bikini waxes and you'll need a bath in turpentine before you get started. I know it sounds like some kind of Ashton Kutcher removal therapy, but she was actually talking about adding leeches to suck her blood - starting at her bellybutton.

I meant to post this over the weekend, but time got away from me. It's a video of Steve-O that would pretty much explain why he's locked up in the looney bin right now. There seems to be some multiple personality action going on, or it could just be massive amounts of drugs. When I first heard Steve-O tried to commit suicide last week I wondered how the hell anyone could actually tell he was trying for real - the guys always looks like he's one step doing himself in. But based on this clip I'd believe it.

How's that for a headline? Britney Spears was spotted going to a dance rehearsal at the Millennium Dance Studio to rehearse for God knows what. Dancing? The video looks like something you'd see shot through a crack in the locker room wall. But this is professional reporting, right? I shot some video like this once for my journalism class and got an A, so it must be. Britney demonstrates her dance moves for about three minutes and then near end of the video shows you how she rehearses for her daily life. Basically she changes her shirt and her boob falls out. Which is what she seems to do in every clothing store in L.A. The clip is mildly nsfw, totally creeping and somehow compelling.

Singer Akon may be questioned by police after throwing an audience member off the stage at a New York concert. The 15-year old boy's mother gave police his name. This is the same guy that dry humped a girl on stage at a previous concert. I'm not sure if being this stupid actually qualifies as a crime or not, but it sure is cool. It's not as cool as my idea where you get up on stage and make music, but I'm pretty far out there. And thanks to the fan that shot the video of the guy getting thrown off the stage, but next time think about holding the camera the right direction.

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I don't know the first thing about Akon. I saw a clip of him on American Idol and was underly confused as to why he was on tour with anyone, let alone Gwen Stefani. Perhaps simulating sex on stage explains things. Or not. The clip of Akon dry humping some girl on stage, is, well, odd. No crazy. After he's done Akon just walks off stage without even a thank and then some stagehand picks the girl up. Watch and be bewildered.

You really have to love to bash the Simpson sisters. Sometimes they just ask for it. A video of Ashlee Simpson drunk at a McDonalds in Toronto is the latest idiocy making the rounds. Ashlee crawls on the counter like a chimp and is rude to both the employees and the customers. A customer asked Ashlee Simpson for an autograph and was met by a request to kiss her feet and then a nice F- You. Lovely. But I'll admit seeing video footage of Ashlee Simpson at a McDonlads, drunk in the middle of the night can really make your morning. That and a gallon of Starbucks coffee has motivated me into a better person. Let's admit, we all tie one on once in a while, but being the star as I am I know I can't sit drunk on a McDonald's counter and get away with it. Ashlee should know, you've got to save that stuff for Taco Bell where the customer's are already too drunk themselves to film you asking like an ass.

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