Mena Suvari hit Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in LA. Aside from just about providing the perfect upskirt Mena's grown out her hair and now looks marginally like a girl, as opposed to the Sinead O'Conner action she had going on a while back. What's the line on the lesbian thing anyway? Is that confirmed or just a 'sneaking suspicion'.

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I think the only pictures we've ever posted of Rihanna were from the red carpet and God knows she wasn't dressed like this. Now, I'm not the biggest Rihanna fan (well, of her music anyway), but clearly being at a Rihanna concert is not only about the music. From looking at these pictures there appears to be a great deal of squatting involved. Squatting and latex. Oh and asses, yes, lots of asses.

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A crotch shot taken of Maria Sharapova has become court evidence. New York ad executive Steve Biegel filed a lawsuit after being fired when he complained about the firms' CEO, Toyo Shigeta, allegedly passing around upskirt crotch pictures of tennis star Maria Sharapova. The photos were supposedly taken by the CEO during a Canon camera ad shot, obviously without the knowledge of Sharapova, or her crotch.

On another business trip to Brazil in April 2004, Biegel witnessed Shigeta repeatedly taking photographs emphasizing the crotches of scantily clad women on the beach until a male companion of one of the women on the beach threatened him, the lawsuit said.

Shigeta demonstrated a similar obsession during a photo shoot for an advertisement for Canon in Key Biscayne, Fla., when he took a picture of tennis star Maria Sharapova on the tennis court and proudly distributed the "crotch shot," the lawsuit said.

Who knew Sharapova cameltoe could be so controversial? Suprising, I really would have put my money on a Britney Spears or Paris Hilton crotch shot making into a lawsuit somehow. Is this a legal first? What's the precedent here? Illegal crotch invasion?

The lawsuit also claims of sexual humiliation, brothels and Japanese bathhouses. Who knew being an ad executive could be so crazy?

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We learned a number of things at last night's VMA Awards. We learned Britney Spears still lip syncs, Britney can't dance and apparently Britney still doesn't own any underwear. She was spotted flashing her vagina again getting out a car. Our crack location and recovery team is still scouting for the perfect crotch picture, but this mildly nsfw crack shot gives you a pretty good idea Britney wasn't wearing any panties, yet again.

If she had just lost the underwear for her performance on stage she might have gotten better reviews. Of course Britney Spear may just be genius after all. I mean what better way to get people to forget your comeback bomb than to flash your crotch to the world. It's downright diabolical.

Here's a flashback to Britney's last crotch slip.

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You might wonder what the hell is up with this picture of Gene Simmons amoung a sea of asses. It's to promote his show the Family Jewels. Beyond that, consider that Gene Simmons has a tongue long enough to perform pap smears and has banged enough chicks to populate a small third world country. Being surrounded by a bunch of women bent over wearing short shorts is probably pretty much like any other day.

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Seeing celebrity crotch might sound exciting, but let's remember, it's Lindsay Lohan's crotch were talking about. It's kind of like saying, "Hey, the sky's out today". Furthermore this crotch slip looks like it was taken with a 1950's KGB shoe-camera. But I guess it's not technically a crotch slip when you're purposely holding up one side of your dress. Might I add Lindsay's looking sharp these days. Click the picture for a barely NSFW crotch.

Note to self. Avoid doing Yoga in my underwear while on vacation. I guess that's what Ashley Olsen is doing in these pictures. As appealing as seeing pictures of Ashley Olsen in her panties might sound to some, it's also about as unappealling as Ashley Olsen in panties. I've heard that frog squat she's got going is the new Downward Dog.

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Britney Spears has been photographed getting a tatto with little sister Jamie-Lynn Spears. I can only imagine what Britney got tattooed and where. My guess is one of two things. A nice tattoo of an Airstream trailer with the words Home Sweet Home above it. Or, a tattoo of her crotch so she won't even have to lift her dress anymore for us to see her cooch.

It's been, what, a whole week since Britney's crotch explosion. I think we've all had time to recover so we'll start the week with a Paulina Rubio crotch slip. Nice, but I think she needs to take a few lessons from Britney and lose the pink underwear. I actually don't know much about Paulina Rubio other than that she's kind of like Shakira and was on Jay Leno last week.

Britney Spears is turning 25 today. Happy Birthday Britney, now put on some panties. Maybe all of Britney's pantiless partying was just in celebration of the big 25. I haven't seen this much crotch in one week since that time I passed out on the floor on the Glitter Gultch on my 21st birthday. Ok, well, I guess the week of Lindsay Lohan's crotch slip is a close second, but that had nowhere near the level of vagina as Britney Spears crotch pictures. So there, Happy Birthday Britney, you win.

It's clear that Britney Spears is spending way too much time with the likes of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. You can tell just by looking at that picture of Britney's naked crotch. They're the three crotch slipping muskateers. I doubt they could find one pair of underwear between the three of them, and would likely have even more trouble counting it them they did. Britney nearly slipped the full cooch recently as well, but that picture didn't show nearly as much crack as this one.

Not that this will really work, but people are sure trying: HelpSaveBritney.com

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I think the title says it all. And now that the world has seen Lindsay Lohans bald crotch shot we know we won't be seeing her here.

It seems almost incomprehensible (giant cry for attention), but Lindsay Lohan has slipped a croth again. Will somebody please buy this chick some damn underwear. Last week was full of news about Lindsay Lohan's shaved crotch making it's appearance while getting off a boat. First there was the kitty slip shots, then speculation they were fake, then confirmation the pussy shot was real. Now again! I couldn't bring myself to post the unblurred picture. We've all seen enough of Lindsay Lohan's crotch for a life time.

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Lindsay Lohan has been spotted with a well publicized 'mystery man'. Turns out Lohan's mystery man is Harry Morton, the owner of The Pink Taco, a new Scottsdale, AZ restuarant that has made waves with it's funky name. I'll save the pretty much endless array of Pink Taco jokes for another time - and just consider you've got the Pink Taco owner laying on top of someone who has recently been called Fire Crotch - really the jokes are endless.

I'm just quoting! Brandon Davis went on a full rant trashing Lindsay Lohan saying among other things she's got a fire crotch, smells like diarrhea, has a seven foot long clitoris and has freckles coming out of her vagina. Classic. Really the best thing about it isn't Davis' berating, it's Paris Hilton laughing like a maniac following him everywhere. She's so totally nuts. Who the hell knows what spawned the rant but it was damn funny. Not to mention this still image makes it look like Paris Hilton's tit is falling out of her dress. Which pretty much makes any video better. Which pretty much happens everytime Paris is in front of a video camera. Here's the Fire Crotch video clip.

Well, it's not often we can offer you a complete celebrity slip combo like this. So celebrate. It's two for one folks. The Pussy Cat Dolls are slipping everything, everywhere. A Pussy Cat Dolls nipple slip and pussy slip. I guess this is what happens when you start rockin' without the proper undergarments. Click your picks for the NSFW versions.

Russian tennis star Maria Sharapova advanced to the second round at Wimbledon. Maria has stepped right up in line to challenge Anna Kournikova as the latest hot tennis chick. So popular is Sharapova that she comes complete with her own stalker. Those Brits are crazy about Wimbledon. She's got her work cut out for her if she wants to beat Kournikova when it comes to net popularity. It's going to take more than a couple nude photos, up skirt and crotch shots to beat Anna Kournikova's online precense.