A couple weeks ago we brought you the story about a French model that told X17 she had had an affair with Eva Longoria's husband Tony Parker. It sound pretty fishy at the time and as it turns out it's more like something that died under the dock. A reporter for People magazine did some digging and recounts her efforts on The Huffinton Post. Not only does it seem she lied about her affair with Parker, but also about former boyfriend, soccer star Ronaldinho. Here's a few excerpts on just what she found:

1. None of the photos on MySpace were of Paressant. They were different shots of similar-looking models. A lot of the site, which is now set to private, was made up.
2. Alexandra never had a relationship with Ronaldinho, according to his lawyer, who is also his brother, and there's no indication she ever met Tony Parker.
3. She appears to have created her relationship with Ronaldinho by anonymously flooding footballer forums with posts about "Ronaldinho and his fiance the French top model Alexandra Paressant" and doctoring photos. Fans and the media started to accept the fake relationship as fact.
4. Paressant took a quicker route with Parker: she contacted X17 with images of what she said were text messages from Parker and stories about their alleged sex life involving Nutella, strawberries and a vibrator shaped like a duck.

Worth the full read (at the source link below) to completely grasp the level of insane.

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Tony Parker and Eva Longoria have spoken out to deny rumors that Tony had an affair with French model Alexandra Paressant. In a statement made to People Parker said:

"I love my wife," Parker said in a statement to PEOPLE. "She's the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.

This chick Alexandra claims to have text message from Parker, but the whole things smells of BS. I mean, have you seen Eva Longoria in a bikini. I know she's about as tall as lawn gnome, but still, that can have its advantages. Who you cheat on her? Take the poll below.

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It's been a while since we've had this kind of view of Eva Longoria in a bikini. And by 'this kind of view' I mean picture's of Eva's ass. The last time Eva was digging one out playing volleyball. Today's there's no such antics. Just Eva and her bikini. Consider it personal atonement for posting pictures of Miss Piggy in lingerie. Even a little crack to help finish off your summer right, or whatever you're finishing.

Eva Longoria hit the sand this weekend for the Spike for Hope celebrity volleyball match as part of the AVP Pro Volleyball Tournament in Hermosa Beach, CA. I'm actually pretty impressed, I would have thought she'd be worried about breaking a nail or two, instead she's asses up diggin' some sand. I have no idea who her partner was but I can only assume they lost every point where Eva was playing the net.

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Eva Longoria is getting laid. Despite rumors that Eva and Spurs point guard Tony Parker are not having sex until their wedding in July. Eva explained on the Ryan Seacrest show.

Jimmy Kimmel made a joke about how Tony is in the playoffs, so no sex. And I said, 'Well, good thing the playoffs go until the wedding.' Now everyone is talking about it.

Eva Longoria withholding sex until the playoffs are over might be a good thing. Of course it might also cause Tony Parker to rip the heads off of Suns players and dribble them down the court. But, hey, you do what you have to to win.

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I don't usually do those 'caption this' type of picture posts, but this would be a great one. Comment with your captions if you're so inclined. There can be no rational explanation as to why the guy is wearing stripes over paisley. The better bet is that Eva Longoria is highlighting the spot where her nipples will show through that dress after gravity has its final say. Couple more photos of Eva looking cute as a button as well.

Finally some celebrity bikini pictures to post aside from the perpetually bikini-clad Lindsay Lohan. This time it's asses up for Eva Longoria sunning herself in a white bikini. I thought you weren't supposed to wear white after labor day. I guess bikini's don't count?

Upon further examination, deep penetrating thinking, and more examination we're somewhat confused by the Eva Longoria MTV Video Music Awards swimsuit. Don't get us wrong we like the top half. The suit's plunging neckline tease Eva's assets just fine. However, the bottom of Eva's swimsuit looks a bit too retro for us. There's enough material down south to suggest that Eva might be covering a bush the size of Alaska. We also noticed some slight Eva Longoria cameltoe. The VMA's could also use more of that.

File under Eva Longoria Cameltoe.

Eva Longoria's MTV Video Awards bikini made the biggest splash. Desperate Housewives' Longoria appeared on stage in a swimsuit at the 2005 VMA's to introduce Mariah Carey. (Actually I wouldn't call what Eva Longoria was wearing a bikini). Apparently the dress Eva arrived at the awards in wasn't racy enough. I can understand that though, after all you are announcing Mariah Carey, so you've got to slut it up a bit. I'm glad Longoria worn the retro style swimsuit. It really helped bring to light that the awards need even more skin. Most of the performances suck, so we're really left looking for celebrity skin. I'm pretty sure the MTV could do no bad by demanding that all female presenters at the Video Music Awards wear swimsuits. Moreover I'd recommend that MTV interns actually create the VMA swimsuits themselves - out of cellophane and packing tape.

File under Eva Longoria VMA swimsuit, VMAs.

Eva Longoria was wacked in the head by a pole. End of story. No really. The star of ABCs Desperate Housewives was hit in the head by construction material while film on location in Pasadena. Longoria who plays the slut character Gabriella Solis was treated at a nearby hospital. Fortunately for fans of her fantastic body only her head was involved. The boobs, ass and legs were all safe in the accident. Everyone breathe deeply and relax now. She's ok.