This must be a joke, no? This is the new Heidi Montag video? It's notable for lots of reasons. The first two are Heidi Montag's big boobs. I really defy you to get past those. But if you do you'll notice the video looks like it was shot on Betamax in 1982. WTF? Back to Heidi, yeah, the breasts are megafake, but if you like fake breasts you've love Heidi dancing around in her bikini of course you'll also need to love the sound of cats being strangled or have a pair of ice picks to stick in your ears to make it through the whole clip.

Think back to when life was simple. When the air was so clean you could see all the way from Pasadena to LA. When the beggars at Venice Beach still said, "Please" and "Thank you". When rehab meant the Betty Ford Clinic. Think way back to a time when Jenna Jameson still had really, really, really big boobs.

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