In case you missed the 2007 Victoria's Secret show that aired on Tuesday (I did), here's a clip of Marisa Miller practicing, ah, I don't know - walking? It's short, but you get the idea. And if that's not quite enough to get your morning started then check her out all oiled up from some old event. Or, after the jump, one more video of the casting process, where the producers do God's work sitting around looking at strangers walk around in lingerie.

I'm sure there's a logical explanation for why Adriana Lima and Jessica White are walking a zebra down the street - I don't want to hear it, but I'm sure there is. Just take it as a sign of progress and tolerance in this crazy ole world. When the love between two smoking hot supermodels and their zebra can be freely expressed on the streets of America. Gives you hope, doesn't it.

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Joanna Krupa helped open a Frederick's of Hollywood at the Miracle Mile Shops at Planet Hollywood in Vegas. I guess when you look as hot as Joanna Krupa you can make a living just standing in front of stores that sell stuff that just make you look even hotter. She must be something special because I've tried the same thing - just standing in front of Whataburger - for days - and I haven't made a damn dime. I'm still sexy as hell, oh yeah, they're just not paying me. Bastards.

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It's always good to be up on the latest in underwear technology - at least to know how to properly remove it in a hurry. I'm not sure what exactly the Superboost Bra does. I'm no genius, but I'll take a stab and say it does some breast boosting. I suppose that's the point behind the underwear models with mosquito bites. Slap one of these things on a set of boobs like this and they've probably end up above her head.

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Model and self-proclaimed virgin Adriana Lima took some time out from doing modeling stuff to help youths. The Dance For Tolerance Project is an outreach program that assists underprivileged youths. It's like Lindsay Lohan in the bizzaro world, a virgin that wears underwear and helps people. Refreshing.

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Kate Moss launched her own line of clothing, the Kate Moss Topshop Collection, in London. I think people in the US have long been bored with Kate Moss, but England loves this chick.

Fans, shoppers and photographers crammed London's Oxford Street to see the model appear briefly in the window display of Topshop's flagship store. There, she posed with the mannequins in a red limited-edition dress of her own design before retreating back into the store to sip champagne with friends.

I'd argue the whole thing would have been ten times for interesting if she'd posed in the window with the mannequin AFTER drinking champagne. And where's sidekick Pete Doherty. If anyone call sell fashion it's Pete. I expected him to be in the window having a conversation with the mannequins thinking he'd scored an entire harem.

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Heidi Klum and Karolina Kurkova where on hand at the Forum Shops in Ceaser's Palace to promote Victoria's Secret's What is Sexy campaign. Promoting a campaign on What is Sexy with underwear models fighting each other over a bra is, well, genius. Not that it takes much to figure that out. It's kind of obvious. If you want to get really tricky you have those supermodels take off their clothes first. See, that's using your head. Naked Victoria's Secret models. It's that kind of selling power that could get you to buy Paris Hilton as a virgin, or Alec Baldwin as father of the year.

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People.com reports that Petra Nemcova and James Blunt have called it quits. The amicable parting occurred in February, and thus ends James stint as the luckiest man in the world. Not that Petra is that great, she is, but lucky considering James sings like a little girl and yet got that piece of ass. Rumor mill is stirring though whether James has hooked up with Lindsay Lohan:

Blunt has become a regular fixture in the Hollywood nightlife scene, hitting the town solo. He was spotted on the same night – March 21 – at both Les Deux, where he hung with pal Robbie Williams, and later at Teddy's, where he partied with Lindsay Lohan, Kelly Osbourne and Amy Winehouse.

Hanging with Osbourne and Winehouse I can only assume is because James is mentally devasted and lost his mind over the breakup. Considering gossip is that Lindsay Lohan's hooked up with someone new you might wonder whether she's dating James Blunt now.

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Gisele Bundchen unveiled a line of shoes called Ipanema to raise money for Xingu Lake. I'm unfamiliar with Xingu Lake or its plight, but I'm sure it's a worthy cause. I queston how much money Gisele is going to raise by selling shoes, although wearing see through shirts with no bra will certainly help. I'd kind of expect a more profitable idea from a supermodel though, like selling bottled water siphoned out of the lake.

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Gossip is that Gisele Bundchen is pregnant. Seeing as how Gisele is dating Tom Brady who recently got Bridget Moynahan pregnant, it means Tom may have scored himself a conversion. Now considering the rumor source is ExtraTV, quoting a Brazilian gossip rag, who the hell knows. And after you finish looking at these half naked pictures of Gisele you really won't care anyway. Source.

I know this runway model looks ridiculous, but it makes perfect sense to me. I always figured that after I finished having crazy sex with a model she'd climb off the kitchen table, go the bedroom to put her clothes back on and come out wearing a glass lamp shade she had mistaken for her pants. And as silly as this photo is, it's nothing compared to models wearing stadium lighting on their backs.

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There really shouldn't be any explanation needed as to why you're looking at photos of smoking hot Victoria Secret Supermodels. If there is, well, you're in the wrong place. Izabel Goulart, Karolina Kurkova, Alessandra Ambrosio and Selita Ebanks activated their wonder twin powers of hotness to help launch something called the Secret Embrace Bra. What exactly that is I have no idea. I would however recommend that if you're going to have these girls sell bras that's really all they should be wearing. And if you've read this far and haven't furiously started clicking on the photos, then, again, you're probably in the wrong place.

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With all this talk of Britney going bald we thought we'd better sex it up again. There's no way we could be bothered to follow the daily events of London's fashion week, considering we can hardly get out of bed ourselves. But a runway model picture post recap is definitely worth doing. The model with the bag of potato chips stuck to her head is particulary nice. And of course there's the requisite model see through and cleavage to be had. The bag of chips would have been a good look for Britney if she hadn't gone all Sinead O'Conner already.

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Here's another for the WTF file. Howard Stern has gotten engaged to Beth O. After crying he'd never re-marry for years Stern is going to tie the knot. I guess it's the ultimate ray of hope for big tall ugly guys who think they can't score fashion models. I can only hope Howard turns the wedding into the appropriate media circus with the Wack Pack as the wedding party. Beattlejuice would make a great ring bearer.

 

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I know a lot people joke about fashion models being dumb as kites, but when you can't even stand upright it's hard to dispute. And it looks like she's walking down a skanky dark alley, not a runway. Anyway, bit of harmless amusement to keep you away from the Anna Nicole murder watch.

Tyra Banks is addressing all the people who have called her fat after she appeared to be fat in a recent swimsuit picture. If you had a chance to see Tyra Banks on Larry King recently you'd quickly realize she couldn't be more full of herself if she climbed up her own ass. If she wants to really prove that being fat is OK then let's see the winner of America's Next Top Model clock in at 200 plus. Tyra may not actually be fat, but she's definitely 2,000 pounds of annoying.

I know I could be writing about some lascivious celebrity gossip. Like Halle Berry mabye being pregnant, or Gillian Anderson definitely being pregnant, or Nicky Hilon and the Firecrotch spewing Brandon Davis hanging at the pool or David Hasselhoff being too drunk to get on an airplane, or Tori Spelling being a poor rich girl, but let's face it, all that really matters is that smoking hot models like Marissa Miller oil themselves up and walk down a runway in a bikini. Gossip is good, but hot cleavage, hotter abs and celebrity cameltoe wins everytime.

Rachel Hunter is so a MILF. No clue where this recent photo of Rachel is from, but i pass her along as a one fine looking woman.