An event at the Metropolitan Museum of Art brought out a throng of A-listers. 'Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy' was put on by the Costume Institute. (no clue). I did read the event name and spend 15 minutes looking for real superheroes before I read the 'fashion and fantasy' part. The only superheroes I spotted belonged to Gisele. But the event did manage to bring Tom and Katie out of their fox hole.

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Why you ask? Ah, why not? I figured I could either post on something timely and gossipy like Barbara Walters admitting to an affair in the 1970's with a US Sentor, or I could post nearly naked swimsuit models on the runway in Australia. Tough choice, but I think you'll agree I made the right call. And I'm not sure exactly how they size bikini tops in Australia, but when your boobs hang out the bottom, I'd say they've got it right.

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The Pussycat Dolls took to the stage at Smashbox Studio's as part of Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in LA. And if the Pussy's didn't provide enough gawk at, they just happened to perform at a lingerie runway show. So if you've been holding your breath (or anything else) waiting for something worth looking at from Fashion Week, here they are, barely clothed and occasionally completely see through lingerie on hot skinny models.

Victoria's Secret models Karolina Kurkova and Adrianna Lima recently helped unveil something called the BioFit Uplift bra. I'm not sure what they're paying these girls, but they should be fired. Being an expert on all things breast I can tell you if you want to sell lots of bras having models wearing t-shirts is not the way to go, epecially when you've got Adriana Lima who looks like this with a lot less clothes on. As for the BioFit Uplift bra, that's a pretty fancy name, but I'll give you two things that are for more uplighting in the world of breast support. My right hand and my left.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui attended the opening party for the Bank Night Club at The Bellagio Hotel in Vegas. This one falls into the category of 'no good reason' posts, well, other than the fact it's Emmanuelle Chriqui. We also threw in a recent picture of Jenna Jameson who also attended the event with Tito at her side. The jury's still out on whether she looks any better or worse than the last time we spotted her.

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The Golden Globes have been cancelled. Sort of. The question is, do you really care? Didn't think so. Of course without the Golden Globes red carpet you miss out on golden globes of another sort. Yeah, that's right. I'm talking about boobs. Tons of celebrity breasts all pushed up and on display in low cut dresses. Well, since the GGs are a wash this year here's Jennifer Love Hewitt's red carpet cleavage from the 27 Dresses premiere. Consider it a preview of exactly what you'll be missing out on. See, now you do care. And after all that fat bottom talk isn't it great to see JLH's real assets back in action.

Jessica Alba hit the streets of Rodeo Drive to do some Christmas shopping. Looks like she was going a pretty good job of hiding the baby bump. And if all that clothing didn't do the trick then the gigantic fuzz balls on the end of her scarf would. Those things are ridiculous.

Britney Spears was spotted once again dressed like a hooker with that damn pink wig and a skirt that really didn't even qualify as a skirt. I'm pretty sure when your ass hangs out of the back of your clothing it's not really a skirt anymore. I'm all for wardrobe creativity, but if you're going to less your ass hang out of stuff your name better be Jessica Alba.

Megan Fox hit the red carpet at the Hollywood Life Magazine's 7th Annual Breakthrough of the Year Awards. She took the award for Best Breakthrough Actress for the movie Transformers. Among some of the other award winners were Maki Oka for his role in Heroes most boring plotline of the season and Lost's Elizabeth Mitchell for being an untrustworthy 'other'.

Keira Knightley's new movie Atonement had it's Los Angeles premiere last night. Keira walked the red carpet looked generally disinterested in the whole thing. She also wore a dress that appears to be affixed to her body with black magic and fishing line. Understandable when you've got boobs that small and you're dress is made of old gauze. You need to call in re-enforcements to keep things in place. Keira apparently digs that 'hole in the middle of your dress' look because she wore almost the same thing at the Pirates premiere.

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel attended the premiere of Juno, Jennifer Garner's new film about a pregnant teenager. As you can see from the banner photo Kimmel and Silverman went all out for the event. Hair brush? Who needs a hair brush? Sarah probably spent all her time getting ready by combing out Jimmy's back hair and creating two eye brows. Don't get me wrong. I admire the two. They're like a ultimate sasquatch-comedian love story.

I don't think you're allowed to call yourself a celebrity these days unless you've got a clothing line of some form. Dr. Drey launched something called Shapewear. I have no idea what this is, but I give the guy big points for making sure Carmen Electra showed up wearing a dress like this with no bra. Marketing genius my friends. Everyone knows boobs sell everything. You should see the models I've got lined up for the launch of my new Duct Tape bracelets. Amazing, and let's just say that to demonstrate the unique re-positionable properties of the bracelets, they won't be wearing them on their wrists.

Here's a few pictures of Emmy Rossum from the recent Strength and Spirit awards. I had to double-check and I don't think we've ever posted her before. Shame on use. So here you go. Told, you, filler. Pretty filler.

It seems like pretty much every celebrity does something at New York's Fashion Week - even porn stars. Jenna Jameson walked the runway sporting a dress that looked like it was made out of a disposable Fourth of July tablecloth. I guess now that Jenna's skinny as hell it makes sense to get into traditional modeling. She even flashed a little ass on the runway. Not like it used to be. Here's a little flashback for her fans.