It's Cinco de Mayo today, and perhaps it's the two margaritas I poured over my cereal, but I think these pictures of Fergie from her weekend concert are actually good. I usually try and include words like "brown bag" and "buttaface" when posting on Fergie, but not today. Even more astonishing is this photo. Seriously, how can that be?

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When you're a celebrity the seasons mean nothing. Who cares if half the country is freezing it nut's off when you've got the cash to jump on a plane to a warm beach anytime of the year. Case in point, the Fuglicious Fergie. Even though a recent poll of our readers found that 25% of you think she's a warlock, the majority rules, and so we bring you Fergie bikini pictures. Looks like Fergie and fiance Josh Duhamel did a little ocean side painting. So where are the nudes?

This one's a little hard to swallow. Blender Magazine named Fergie woman of the year. Ahhh, K? Just who were the other chicks she won out over? Here's a video clip from the cover photoshoot. You can hit the article here, where you can read up on how she managed to pee her pants on stage. I'm sure you remember those pictures, and yes, it was real. Pee. Downer? That pretty much describes the Fergie aura. One minute she looks hot (like in the video clip), the next you'd swear she's a cross dressing man. Science (and my pants) have yet to figure it out. What's your take? Vote below.

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Movies that Rock will air Friday night and if their is a God they will edit out this version of the Wings' Live and Let Die. Paul McCartney would rollover in his grave if he saw this crap. Wait, Paul McCartney's not dead you say? Damn, well maybe there's still hope he can borrow one of Heather's legs and put an end to this madness.

PageSix relays that Josh Duhamel tells of Fergie installing a strippers pole in her house so she can entertain him. A strippers pole right in your house? That's devotion folks. Nothing like the stage I build in my living room for the GoGo dancers I keep in cages, but it's a start.

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Ha Ha we see your underwear, and it's red!

That's about all I can muster. I'm not sure where Fergie falls on the evolutionary scale of fashion. She's obviously evolved enough to actually wear underwear, so she's got points up on the ever pantiless Britney Spears, but on the other hand the inability to operate a zipper drops her back down on the chimp level. It's really anybody's call. In her defense I frequently walk around unzipped. But that's because the ladies request it.

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Fergie hit the stage for her first solo Canadian concert at the Music Love's Fashion event in Montreal, Canada dressed like a wizard and waving a magic wand. I'm guessing Harry Potter is big in Canada? She's got a great body as evidenced by those abs, but if Fergie does have any wizard powers she might want to forgot all the crunches and wave that magic wand up around her grill for a while for a bit.

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These photos of Fergie in a bikini vacationing somewhere have the potential to make your head spin. I'm sure were all familiar with Fergie's pluses and minuses. And trying to decide which one wins is tough. I recommend you play the ass - face game to figure it out. Quickly stare at her ass, then her face, rinse and repeat. You'll come up with one of two conclusions that will answer the attractiveness quandry. You'll either decide you'd like to stick your face in her ass, OR, that her face looks like ass. Either way you'll be that much more informed.

Fergie says she is not engaged and is not been impregnated by boyfriend Josh Duhamel.

"I've heard that I've been engaged probably about seven times, and pregnant, but I've never been either," she told reporters in Miami on Thursday. "Sorry to disappoint."

It's really awesome when nothing changes and it becomes news. Fergie is still not pregnant, and I'm still handsome as hell. How hard are these things to report. I think next week I'm going to start posting on the continued presence of air around the planet.
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I'm bewildered at the popularity of Fergie. I know rock stars are supposed to look haggered and even pee on themselves occassionally while onstage, but I thought that was when they were old and crusty like the Stones. And what is it about Fergie's face that looks stretched? Like she's already had work done.

Kristin Kreuk
You need to know her, in the Bastardly way.

Paris Hilton at Canne
As stupid as ever.

Lara Flynn Boyle's Class
I mean ass.

Mischa Barton has an Itch
I can help with that.

Fergie Has a Sister
With really really big breasts

Kirsten Dunst in a Bikini
Canne snaggletooth swimming competition.

Breaking News
Nicole Richie Seen Eating

Random College Chicks
Getting it on. Thanks College Humor

Here's a few quality links for your week end enjoyment. Straight from the most awesomest celebrity gossip peoples.

Play Guess the Breast
The Bastardly way.

Phoebe Prices' Can at Canne
And it's see through too.

Tarantino Thinks Fergie is Sexy
Proof he's completely nuts.

Mischa Barton is Dead
Ok, not really, just her character, but it could happen.

DaVinci Code Blows
And no one cares.

Courtney Love Looks Awesome
NOT!

Mariah Carey From the Back
And she likes it that way.

Buttaface Fergie Get a Birthday Bag

Carmen Electra Naked in a Junkyard - Sounds about right

Oil Wrestling Chicks - Need I Say More

Sweet Keg Stand - NSFW

Katie Holmes Belly Takes Over

Fitness Tips from Fergie - People Magazine reports on frontwoman of the Black Eyed Peas Fergie (Stacey Ferguson) and her workout tips. My question is whether any of Fergie's workout includes bladder control exercise? Nude photos of Jude Law recently hit the net as someone snapped him changing out of a swimsuit, then everyone made fun of his penis. It's really not that bad if he was two and a half feet tall. Scarlett Johansson got into a car accident near Disneyland that was reportedly caused by paparazzi. Only sources say it was just lousy driving. Jude Law's wife - Sienna Miller - you know the one he admitted cheating on - scratched up her arm while swimming in the ocean - meanwhile Eva Longoria was hit by a pole during location filming. There you're all caught up.

File under Celebrity Gossip.