Miley Cyrus MySpace Pictures = Jailbait - Yeeeah

Fergie's ass hits the Bahamas - WWTDD

Emma Watson wears panties, but no she doesn't shave - HollywoodTuna

Back on - Kate Hudson on Owen Wilson - SocialiteLife

Carmen Electra turns 36. Well, parts of her - Hollywood Rag

Sandee Westgate's breasts review I Am Legend - Tunaflix

Jason Beghe's Scientology bashing interview - Dlisted

Who's getting a BJ on Big Brother - on tape? - You Better Watch It

Sacremento Cheerleaders in G-Stings? Sure - WithLeather.com

Hypersonic Travel is for Real - GadgetCrunch

Jennifer Love Hewitt Wants to Save You - TShirtWatch

Paris Hilton Has Way to Many Dogs - IDLYITW

First American Idol Scandal of the Season Doesn't Involve Nude Photos - YouBetterWatchIt

Who the hell gets a tattoo of Chris Angel - BestWeekEver

Tori Parver 2008 SI Swimsuit Bodypaint - Bastardly

Kirstie Alley is Out of a Job - Dlisted

Heidi Montag Got Hooker Shoes for Valentine's Day - Socialite Life

Cleavage Comparison - Johansson vs. Portman - Egotastic

Avril Lavigne's Maxim Picts - HollywoodTuna

Photo: PRPhotos.com

Hilary Duff's got bigger boobies - Hollywood Tuna

Britney's hittin' the a) water, b) bud or c) vodka - Best Week Ever

Do your balls stink? There's help for your sack - Gadget Crunch

Keeley Hazell puts on her bikini and puffs up her lips - Egotastic

Wet t-shirt contest on board a commercial airline - T-Shirt Watch

Bill Clinton falls asleep on stage during a boring MLK speech - You Better Watch It

Cameron Diaz and Eva Mendes have a burp and fart contest - IDLYITW

Flashback - Classic Jessica Simpson see through - Celebrity Crunch

Name the chilly actress above - Find out here

Jerry O'Connell's Scientology Spoof Video - You Better Watch It

American Idol flashback. Antonella Barba's famous wet t-shirt - T-Shirt Watch

Amy Winehouse crack video - IDLYITW

Lindsay Lohan ass flash - Egotastic

Natalie Denning Bikini Picts - Hollywood Tuna

Karate dude fails miserably at punching through concrete blocks - CollegeHumor

Once in a lifetime photos - Gadget Crunch

Paris smells her fingers - Celeb Crunch

Bonus Celebrity Crunch Flashback - Erik Estrada gets tasered on camera. Awesome.

First hot American Idol of the season Kristy Lee Cook - You Better Watch It

Christina deep throats. Classic pre-baby Aguilera - T-Shirt Watch

Everyone hates Jessica Simpson - IDLYITW

Still more skank as Paris Hilton models bikinis - Egotastic

Nina Moric Bikini Pictures - Bastardly

Awesome Gemma Atkinson gallery - Gorilla Mask

Josie Maran is a hot mess - Hollywood Tuna

Major League Eating (MLE) Explained - Craveonline

HD Movie Rentals from iTunes - Gadget Crunch

How do you label your relationship? - Ask The Date Guy

Ashley Simpson Bikini Picts - IDLYITW

David Lynch Hates the iPhone. Is really old - GadgetCrunch

Tera Patrick Does the AVNs - Celeb Crunch

Jenna Jameson Shows You Her Scars - Bastardly

Adrian Grenier is into Conspiracies - T-Shirt Watch

Heidi Montag Goes Asses Up - Egotastic

Jessica Alba's Got Milk - Hollywood Tuna

Drew Barrymore in a Bar Fight? - Yeeeah

UFC's Ricco Rodriquez headed to rehab - MMA Punch

Dr. Phil Cashes in - Yeeeah!

Adriana Lima Talks About Her Fake Sex Tape - Bastardly

Megan Fox Really, Really Likes Sex - IDLYITW

Timeless Alessandro Ambrosio Picts - Hollywood Tuna

Jessica Simpson Vacations with Romo, Prepares to Ruin Football - A Socialite's Life

Girls in Bikini's Sell Machine Gun Purses - GadgetCrunch

Classic Carmen Electra Wet Tee Action. Short but so sweet. - T-Shirt Watch

Fergie's Mexico Bikini Action - Celeb Crunch

Mel B Grabs Posh's Nipple. Sounds about right. - Egotastic

Classic Brooke Burke see through bikini
Marcia Cross naked trash photo story
Someone stole Paula Abduls pee? WTF.
Trollsen Twins T-Shirt
Knight Riders back baby. KITT's all new.
Paris Hilton works on sleeping around Germany

• Forget about Lindsay, how a Beyonce Crotch Shot (nswf)
  
• Did James Blunt Take Your Virginity?
  
• Video game with a built in keg? Sweet!
• Which MMA fighter is wearing short shorts? Say it ain't so!
• Donald Trumps $10,000 tip is is a fat lie.
• Eva Mendes Gets Naked for Fur?
• Classic Tara Reid Cleavage

Gisele flashes some underboob - T-Shirt Watch

Bodog Girls wrestle in Bikinis - MMA Punch

Imogen Thomas in only stockings - Bastardly

Jade Jagger takes it off at the beach - Egotastic

Sienna Miller gets topless - Yeeeah

Kimberly Stewart should put more on - IDLYITW

Christina cleavage explosion - Hollywood Tuna

Dita Von Teese Divorces Marilyn Mansion
Marilyn Manson's burlesque stripper wife is filing the big D. Shame for Marilyn - when you see her topless in pasties you'll feel the same way.

T-Shirt Watch
The single most awesomist place in the universe to find the coolest ass t-shirts. Not convinced? How about a fine selection of the wet t-shirt variety. Ah, thought so.

Beer Pouring Robots are Cool
Finally a good use for robots. Who the hell cares about building cars. Really, it can pour your beer, even get it out of the fridge. My question is why do they keep it in a cage?

Keeley Hazell Zooweekly Video
For those of you who like EE size boobs dancing around then I'm pretty sure you'll like Keeley Hazell's Zooweekly clip. Nice, very nice.

Bastardly Bikini Special
If you're finished (or not) looking at Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba in bikinis I highly recommend you check out Bastardly's round up of Summer in Africa - which equals hot runway models in bikinis.

Adriana Lima vs. Kelly Brook in a Bikini Match Up - Bastardly

Paris Asks Britney for Wedding Tips? - Egotastic

Jessica Simpson Plans for Plastic Surgery - HollywoodRag

Evangeline Lilly Catches Some Air - TShirtWatch

Jamie Pressly Naked in Maxim - GorillaMask

Myleene Klass is All Wet - TheBurningBra

Jessica Alba and Snoop - A match made in heaven.

Teri Hatcher in a Bikini - If you dare to look.

BET Awards - Pict Post.

Mena Suvari Gets Pumped - Nice little ass.

Katharine Bell's Boobs - Get patriotic.

Nicole Richie - Getting some in and out.

Pirates Premiere - Mega pict post.

Rose McGowan - Some fine picts.

Pamela Anderson - Naked in a store window, really.

Leavin on a Jet Plane - Britney Spears, thank god.

Cameron Diaz Nip Slip - Perhaps.

Run Eva Run - Nice gym socks.

Star Jones Fired! - There is a god.

Pregnant Anna Nicole Smith's bump has been spotted. My question, who the hell of the father? Brandon Davis has joined team fire crotch. We reported the Jennifer Love Hewitt Playboy gossip earlier in the week, much to our dismay. But you can rejoice in seeing Vida Guerra and her boobs in the upcoming Playboy issue, despite the fact many flag her as a marginal Buttaface.

IDLYITW brought us Madonna has apparently befriending wayward Lindsay Lohan, perhaps prepping her up for a Kaballah conversion? I guess after loosing Britney Spears the Kaballah needs a new celebrity on board. If I'm running a first rate celebrity packed religion the last thing I need would be Britney on my side. If you're going to promote a religion, such as Scientology, then you really need this guy helping you.

This chick gets a boner from Anderson Cooper, don't ask me how that works. The renowned creator of the Lindsay Lohan fire crotch, Brandon Davis, may have entered rehab. Probably a good idea if you seen the fire crotch video.

Dlisted has a nice recount of the Britney Spears dateline interview with Matt Lauer. Some fantastic mind altering quotes from the blabbering idiot. If you want the press to leave you alone Britney then act like a god damn adult and start doing a few simple things like properly strapping your baby in your car as opposed to using your tits as airbags while the kid rides shot gun in your lap. DListed has a nice run down of some quotes.

Kate Moss escaped coke charges. Spiderman has a baby. Jessica Biel and a bag of crap. Beyonce gets Punk'd by PETA. Save Screech from Save by the Bell? Hell no. Peace.

Lindsay Moving - Lohan going to London

Mama Britney - All class!

Halle Berry on the streets - Stopping traffic in NY

Alyssa Milano's breasts at a ballgame - Say no more

Michelle Rodriguez - Could start a sex riot

As glittery as this photo of Paris Hilton and her swimsuit, here's some shiny gossip to start your holiday weekend.

Michelle Rodriguez Leaving the Country - Ok. Bye now.

James Blunt Tells it Like it is - And he gets laid

Britney Spears Needs Ride - Perhaps to Walmart

Hollywood's Plastic Women - Hideous plastic surgery

Brandon Davis - Sorry and fat.

Jennifer Love Hewitt - Showin some cleave

Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe - Getting unhitched

Victoria Silvstedt - Can fill a dress

Borat Say Jagshemash - You need a shirt

Why trampoline's and basketball don't mix - Avoid looking like this guy on your holiday weekend.

It's been a breast filled week. From American Idol cleavage to this photo of Jennifer Aniston in NY to Paris Hilton's video shoot nipple slip. - we have much to be thankful for. And click on these fine gossipy folks to show your gratitude.

Paris Hilton Video Shoot - The fine photos from Egotastic

Bastardly Snaggle Tooth Match Up - Bai Ling vs. Kirsten Dunst

Jessica Simpson's Impenetrable Bra - Got Xray Vision?

Britney Spears Dressed Like a Cheap Hooker - Nice shoes

Do you Get Public Hand Jobs - Brian Austin Green Might

More Avril Boobies - Still with the vampirish teeth though

Janet Jackson Weight Gain - Mystery Explained, yeah right

Hugh Hefner Can't Stop Celebrating - And you can see why

Here's a few quality links for your week end enjoyment. Straight from the most awesomest celebrity gossip peoples.

Play Guess the Breast
The Bastardly way.

Phoebe Prices' Can at Canne
And it's see through too.

Tarantino Thinks Fergie is Sexy
Proof he's completely nuts.

Mischa Barton is Dead
Ok, not really, just her character, but it could happen.

DaVinci Code Blows
And no one cares.

Courtney Love Looks Awesome
NOT!

Mariah Carey From the Back
And she likes it that way.

Wilmer Valderrama is a Liar
And has a crappy name.

Keeley Hazell Topless
Simply awesome thank you Bastardly.

Christina and Mariah Cat Fight
Bring it on baby.

Britney Spears Find Religion
Now how about a diet, or a brain, or birth control.

Keira Knightley is Hot
Just because

Nothing Beats a Hot Nurse
Especially if she's beating you.

Lindsay Lohan Fat?
Compared to Nicole Richie anyone is.

Britney's Spears is an awesome mom
Really, no really. really.

Eva Longoria to the Maximus
More Maxim coverage for Longoria's cameltoe

Pamela Anderson is Inappropriate
But young boys will love here.

Avril Livne Says F-You
Excellent red carpet behavior.

Hungarian Porn
It's about time.

Teri Hatcher Almost Puts An Eye Out
Damn. Almost.

Angelina Jolie is Huge in Japan
Did I say Japan? I mean Africa.

Snoog Dogg Gets Caged in London
And it has nothing to do with weed (this time).

Britney Spears Birth Vagina

Natasha Mealey topless in FHM

Petra Nemcove and the love of a horse

College Humor Book - The right way to do college

Kevin Smith tells stories about banging Nicole Richie - The Superficial

Britney Spears Naked Pregnant Statue - The Burning Bra

Mishka Barton Gets Busy - Egotastic

Natalie Portman Wears a Skull - T-Shirt Watch

iPorn Video

Chuck Norris is popular - everywhere

P is for Portman, Now Shut the Fuck UP

Eva Longoria in GQ spread

Burning Camel Chick Video - SOO NSFW

What would Costanza Do? t-Shirt

Hide your drugs just like Kate Moss does