I'm probably wrong, but this might be the first time we've gotten a good look at the post-baby Halle Berry. She's looks to be back in fighting form. The snaps are from a golf and charity event in Beverly Hills. And let's face it - motherhood has only helped Halle most popular assets.

From these pictures of Halle Berry taken this weekend she looks like she's about to explode any minute. Halle was spotted shopping on Robertson and looked like she minutes from giving birth to a small dinosaur. I'm not a doctor (at least legally), but I'm pretty sure Halle should have given birth by now - at least to something. But nice work distracting from that huge belly with even bigger hair.

Halle Berry walked the red carpet at the London Film festival looking, well, outrageous. My mind is still trying to compute it all. I start to try comprehend the facts - backless blue dress, low cut, massive cleavage, no bra, Halle Berry - and then something happens. There's profuse sweating and a lot of smoke before I even get to the pregnant part. And finally a strange ringing in my ears that sounds a lot like the word boobs sung by a choir of angels.

Hah, I knew it. You can't fool me. Halley Berry has confirmed her pregnancy. The father is boyfriend and model Gabriel Aubrey. The filming of Berry's next movie, Tulia, has reportedly been postponed. Hiding your stomach with a giant bag is pretty crafty stuff Halle. So is dressing up in a bear suit to hide the fact you're as hairy as a sasquatch. I've seen it done, and and trust me, it fools no one. That doesn't really have anything to do with the fact that Halle Berry is expecting, but I thought it worth passing along.

 

Rumors are that Halle Berry is pregnant. Here's a recent picture of Halle. Pretty hard to make that call. Yeah it's a loose dress, but so what. I'll admit, it does look like you're trying to hide something when you hold giant bag in front of your stomach. Then again I frequently do the same thing. But that's because just one glance of my killer six-pack has been known to make women faint. Three more pictures of Halle looking pregnant or not. You decide.

I realized I already posted picts of Halle Berry at the Perfect Stranger premiere, but that was in Madrid, and it was last week, and she didn't look nearly as good, so ah, that doesn't count. How many damn premieres does a movie have anyway. I'm guessing from this photos - one too many. Halle looks great and all - pretty face, classic cleavage, but it looks like she made that dress out of electrical tape and washers she bought at home depot on the way over. Couple picts of Adriana Lima thrown in for good measure and bewilderment.

Halle Berry received a start on Hollywood's Walk of Fame. From the looks of these photos she couldn't be happier. It's not often you see people so excited they make out with a sidewalk. There's a girl down on Mill Ave. I see go at it everyonce in a while but she smells like cheese and nicknamed the sidewalk Pete (just her square anyway). And needless to say her cleavage doesn't hold a candle to Halle's. I wonder what she'd do if she won an Oscar - probably cry like a blabbering idiot. Oh, wait, yeah, that happened.

Halle Berry's looking sharp on the red carpet in Madrid. Aside from the publicity that outstanding cleavage naturally generates Halle recently revealed she attempted to committ suicide several years ago.

Berry, 40, admits to Parade magazine that she tried to gas herself when her fiery union to Atlanta Braves baseball star David Justice collapsed, but pulled out at the last minute.

"I was sitting in my car, and I knew the gas was coming when I had an image of my mother finding me," she tells the magazine.

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