In the newest issue of US Magazine MTV The Hills star Heidi Montag confirms that she has breast implants - and got a nose job.

"If I was with a guy and there was a girl next to me with big boobs, I would be like, Oh, my God, he's looking at her! On the beach, if I was standing next to a girl with big boobs, I'd be like, I hate her! I hated my nose too. I have my dad's nose, which is huge. It took up so much of my face, when I looked down, I could see my nose. I couldn't get away from it!"

Heidi went from a 32-A to a 32 C Cup. I'm really glad she revealed she had implants, because I would have never know. I mean except for the fact that I have two eyes, a penis and a thimble full of common sense.

The nose job part is confusing though. Who can't look down and see their nose, maybe Michael Jackson, or that last guy I unleashed my death blow on? And I'm pretty sure that unless you're a leper you're not getting 'away' from your nose. But I suppose these days getting fake boobs and a nose job is like the combo meal at MickyD's. Here's one more picture of Heidi and her fake boobies.

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Kellie Picker's boobs raised some eyebrows last season on American Idol when she showed up for a guest performance looking like this. It was so obvious that metrosexual Ryan Seacrest even tried to bait her into admitting she'd gotten some plastic surgery. Kellie brought the girls out to a recent appearance on Kelly and Regis giving us a second chance to review. Implants or not? You make the call.

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Kellie Pickler sang on American Idol last night and showed up with what looked like some fake breasts. Implants or not, Kellie seemed rather proud of her cleavage. The Burning Bra posted a photo comparison of Kellie Pickler's new boobs vs. old boobs. Not sure if you can really tell, but hey, they're boobs, it doesn't hurt to look. Ryan Seacrest does a great impression of a straight guy in the video acting like he's interested in Kellie's boobies.

Holy cow Victoria Beckham has some gigantic nipples. And on top of those fake looking boobs no less. Those are some serious headlights. I'm thinking be may have found an alternate energy source for lighting. Since we know the whole singing career is probably over perhaps there are some other career opportunities open with those nips. Runway beacon, lighthouse, replacement for the sun.

If you look at this picture it becomes clear that Tara Reid is no longer really Tara Reid, but more like a walking pair of fake tits. Despite Tara's giant saucer like gaze I defy you to look at anything but Tara Reid's boobs. It's really not possible. She has morphed into a walking set of boobs and you can't hardly see her for anything else, aside from maybe a drunken party girl, which again is all about the boobs. Tara, cover em up once in a while.

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Poor celebrities. You try to do a good thing, flash a little boob here, there and everywhere, and the media says you've got fake tits. Jessicsa Simpson is the latest breast bearing celeb to have to refute claims that she's had a boob job. Her miraculous Daisy Duke's have taken center stage as the Dukes of Hazzard recently premiered. Perhaps the Simpson boob news is a good thing, as it will take the spotlight off of the horrendous movie reviews for Dukes.