People.com has revealed Jennifer Aniston's mystery man. Paul Sculfor is a British model, boxer and construction worker (ok which one really?). Here's the filthly details from a Memorial day sighting:

The pair slipped into the beachfront eatery with Sculfor gently rubbing Aniston's back as they waited for a table.

I wasn't aware Jennifer Aniston was dating anybody but herself. Let's face it unless you're dating Brad Pitt, or me, no one really cares.
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This clip of Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston kissing on FX's Dirt has long been awaited by the throngs of Friends fans who always longed for some lesbian action. I don't watch Dirt so I can speak as an authority, but from dialogue in the beginning of the clip it sounds like Aniston and Cox's characters had a lesbian fling a while back. I do know that Courtney Cox busts out a vibrator in a previous show and get's down to business, which is actually far more exciting than their lesbian kiss. It's boring and no big deal and you'll hit yourself for sitting through the entire thing to see their peck. There's been more sexual chemistry between Ross and Marcel then Cox and Aniston. A little hand on the ass action before the kiss is the best you'll get.

Jennifer Aniston recently underwent surgery to repair a deviated septum. Unless they found a leprechaun in her nose I couldn't care less. But now everybody thinks she's getting a real nose job and fake boobs. In recent interviews Aniston has said her boobs are all 'hers' and also addressed the attention over her on-screen kiss with Courtney Cox on an episode of Dirt.

It's a good-bye kiss. I don't honestly think people want to see Rachel and Monica have at it.

If she thinks people aren't interested in seeing Rachel and Monica get busy she's clearly out of touch with reality. Courtney Cox has already pleasured herself with a vibrator on the show, so why stop there. It would be a classic Friend hookup.

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Courteney Cox Arquette says there will be Friends reunion.

"There's going to be no Friends reunion," Arquette said Tuesday at the Television Critics Association conference in Pasadena, Calif. "It's too hard to get everyone together. The writers are doing their thing, and I just can't see it happening – not that I wouldn't do it, because it would be fun."

It's a shame too because after seeing Courteney Cox (you can't make me say the Arquette part again, I'm not going to) use a vibrator on the FX channel's Dirt I was all geared up for an Jennifer Aniston Courteney Cox lesbian storyline.

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People.com has the most unnewsworthy story of the day. Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston have split up. Dah.

After more than a year together, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have decided to part ways. "After Jennifer's trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today," reps Stephen Huvane and John Pisani tell PEOPLE exclusively. - Source

Now how about some stuff that we didn't know, like Lance Bass is gay and Britney Spears doesn't like to wear panties.

Perhaps a more newsworthy update to the Aniston Vaughn breakup rumors is Vince Vaughn's supposed Budapest fling with college student Laura Mallory Lane. Check it.

The topless photos of Jennifer Aniston have caused such a freakin stir that we though them worth a second post. It's all over the news, which just draws even more attention to her boobs, not less. And you know that the topless shots on the net, otherwise there wouldn't be such a fuss. So if you're in need of some celebrity boobs may we offer you these substitutes until you find Jennifers topless shots. BTW they are out there, a Masked Gorilla told me so.

Topless DJ chick

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Video of a topless chick lighting her boobs on fire - seriously - no joke. Let's see Jennifer Aniston do this!. College Humor at it's best.

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Tis the season for nude photos of celebrities. The latest buzz is that photos of Jennifer Aniston topless sunbathing at her home in Southern California are floating around the net. The Aniston camp has it's dogs jumping trying to stop the spread and / or display of the photos. The topless pictures were said to be taken from 'one-mile away' which is complete BS. I wasn't standing more than 50 yards when I took those. The press never gets it right. To my knowledge Jennifer Aniston hasn't yet been seen topless in any films. There was that one three way with Ross and Monica that's on the bonus features of friends season 1 DVD, but that's just in my dreams. Apparently the photographer who took the topless picture of Aniston was really bright and emailed them to a magazine editor saying, 'keep this picture to your self'. What a retard, he can't even spell yourself. Photos of Jennifer Aniston topless can be seen in the lastet issue of GQ magazine. But if you think you're going to actually see Anistons boobs thing again. But until you find the real topless photos the GQ picts will do.

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Yahoo Entertainment is reporting that Brad Pitt has filed legal paperwork seeing to become the adoptive father of Angelina Jolie's children. In addition the last names of the kids would become hyphenated Jolie-Pitt. The stars publicist has confirmed the story. You know, that's cool, but how about just acting like f-ing adults and own up to the fact that you are in a committed relationship. Stop the celebrity gossip and just give us facts dammit. You know were all just waiting for the news that Brad and Angelina are engaged so we can plan the mega Pitt Jolie Vaughn Aniston 4-way wedding orgy.

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I've just finished eating a giant piece of cake, which has absolutely nothing to do with Jennifer Aniston's GQ Magazine photos, but I just thought I'd share that. So if my ramblings on Jennifer Aniston stray into idiocy I'm blaming it on a sugar rush. I was bummed to find that my issue of GQ was not the version with Jennifer Aniston's photo on the cover. GQ did three different covers for this months issue and I ended up with the 50 cent one, which I couldn't not care less about - probably like you hearing about my cake - (but it was damn good!).

Jennifer Aniston's GQ photos show a, shall we say, more flexible side of her. Strange poses, curves, bends, etc… And yes, Jennifer Aniston is topless in one of the photos. Zip up your fly though cause there's not much showing, though it is a nice photo. Best you'll get of Aniston's boobs is a suggestion of a puffy nip in one of her contortionist poses. I'd like to tell you I've read the article and then say some real intellectual stuff about her, Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn, Jolie and the rest of the sorted marital mess. But alias, like most, I've read not a word just looked at Aniston's pictures. I'll probably read the article but guarantee I'll have nothing smart to say about it. This is as smart as it gets. Jennifer Aniston's boobs and cake. Take or leave it.

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The tabloids are a buzz with rumblings about Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn getting engaged, or at least living together. And then you have some dunce on the set of Angelina's movie leaking news that supposedly Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are engaged. So the race is on. You've got to figure that each thinks the other one will look like the bigger ass if they get engaged first. It's seems Jolie and Pitt are all but ready to go, and recent photos of Jennifer Aniston with Vince Vaughn might suggest they are gaining ground quick. I think the thing to do here is to have a combo wedding Aniston and Vaughn, Jolie and Pitt, all at once. Hire Paris Hilton to dance nude on the head table and you've got yourself a hell of a party.

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Recent photos of Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn would lead even a half-witted village idiot to believe they are romantically involved. Follow that up with reports of their cozy behavior at the recent wrap part for their film The Break Up, and you have what appears to be a celebrity couple. People magazine quote's Jennifer Aniston's rep as saying:

"Do not read into this...At the wrap party ... everyone was enjoying themselves, cast and crew included, and they were all being very affectionate to each other."

I was at a wrap party once, and indeed people were very affectionate. So affectionate in fact that half of them were naked. Of course the warp party was for Jugzilla da Boobs does Monster Johnson 23.

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Oh my god, aren't we done with this yet? Jennifer Aniston's split with Brad Pitt, and Brad's relationship with Angelina Jolie and the adopted ethiopian orphans. The list goes on and on. And it apparently continues in this months Vanity Fair article with Jennifer Aniston. Aniston talks with 'fury and pain' about her failed relationship with Pitt. Oh and Jennifer cries and cries and talks some more. And how she really does want kids, and then says a whole bunch of other stuff, but my brain has just shut down. The only redeeming item is the cover photo by Mario Testino which features Jennifer Aniston in a white shirt showing some breast. Ok then I guess we talk about this more. Wait no, seriouly enough these two.

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It must suck to be Jennifer Aniston (expect of course for the the pile of cash she sits upon). First Brad Pitt leaves you (possibly for Angelina Jolie - but who knows), then some wack job former boyfriend tries to sell your love letters.

Michael Baroni, a California lawyer is reportedly going to auction off Aniston memorabilia from their 1984 fling. The AP reports:

"Baroni's auction begins July 29 on eBay with a $100,000 reserve. If the reserve is not met, the package of memorabilia will be withdrawn...The package includes: a piece of paper with Aniston's name and phone number written in lipstick, a love letter from Aniston handwritten in red pen, a note written on toilet paper with birthday wishes from Aniston to Baroni on his 17th birthday, a page from Baroni's little black book containing Aniston's contact information, a photo of the pair hugging when they first met in 1974, an autographed photo from the cast of "Friends," a December 2004 copy of In Touch magazine with an article about their relationship and a notarized statement by Baroni certifying and attesting to the authenticity of the materials."

Sounds like a retarded ass thing to do. And does this dude think he is EVER going to get another date after this stunt? And who the hell would want this stuff? Aside from maybe another whack job Aniston Stalker. It's crazy the things people place value on. Do people seriously think that in 10 years they are going to sell if for more than 10G. Come on. No way.