According to People, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are brand new parents of twins. The girl and boy were born Friday in Long Island New York 11 minutes apart. These are the first children for Lopez who is 38, but the 39 year old Anthony has three other children from previous relationships. No word on the names of the newborns, but according to doctors, the girl was heard singing "Let's Get Loud" while the boy and his father tried on sunglasses that were much too big for their tiny heads.

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I'm not a doctor, but I play one on the internet (and tv of course), and to my trained eyes Jennifer Lopez appears to be getting fat. Sure it could be that JLo's pregnant, but that's unconfirmed, hearsay, and wild speculation. Who would report that kind of gossip. So until I hear otherwise I'm sticking to this fat story. Just look at the stomach. Diet and exercise are everything people.

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Jennifer Lopez reportedly fired her agency International Creative Management (ICM). Which I don't think anyone could care less about, but it provided us a reason to post this picture of Jennifer Lopez in a see through green shirt. Nipples, tan line, it's all good. Actually a damn fine pict.

We actually have little interest, but it's our given duty to pass these celebrity gossip ramblings along. Jennifer Lopez reportedly went shopping at Petit Tresor in Los Angeles and the sales person is reporting that Lopez was buying clothes for herself. So if that makes you think that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant, then there you go. Mind you this is the same store where Britney Spears (who so obviously is pregnant) went shopping, and the same store that gave the Spears gossip to the tabloids regarding Britney buying boys clothes. With that said I'll leave it to you as to whether Jennifer Lopez is having a baby, pregnant, or just likes buying baby clothes for herself.

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Just reporting more horrendously dull gossip. Jennifer Lopez is reportedly pregnant as is Sienna Miller. Both celebrities are estimated to be about six weeks along. Perhaps this is why Jude Law was trying so hard to save face after screwing his child's nanny. Nice move man. And kudos for thrusting the whole thing right out into the public eye so the unwashed masses can watch you try and save your marriage to Sienna. That's really super.

Word is Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are going to try and tie the knot before the arrival of little Bennifer. Jennifer Garner is pregnant - and I'd assume it's Affleck's baby. So the stand up thing to do is to marry the one you knock up. Isn't that how it goes? Ah, it's Hollywood, whatever. Best to both, and it's quite convenient that neither of them needs to change their name. They can still function as a single human named Bennifer. It's great to be able to reference three distinct people with a single name - Jennifer Lopez, Ben Afflect and now Jennifer Garner.