The Golden Globes have been cancelled. Sort of. The question is, do you really care? Didn't think so. Of course without the Golden Globes red carpet you miss out on golden globes of another sort. Yeah, that's right. I'm talking about boobs. Tons of celebrity breasts all pushed up and on display in low cut dresses. Well, since the GGs are a wash this year here's Jennifer Love Hewitt's red carpet cleavage from the 27 Dresses premiere. Consider it a preview of exactly what you'll be missing out on. See, now you do care. And after all that fat bottom talk isn't it great to see JLH's real assets back in action.

It's time for our yearly feel good post. We get all soft and mushy around the holidays, which probably has more to do with prodigious amounts of alcohol than genuine mushiness, but alas. Everybody's favorite new Applebottom, Jennifer Love Hewitt, put down the fork and picked up some serving utensils at a Christmas Charity dinner at the LA Mission. Nice to see celebs do something real and help out the community.

See, we can be nice if we want to. And we didn't say a thing about the fact that JLH choose a charitable effort that involved massive amounts of food, do we. Oh, wait, yeah, we just did. Well, we'll try that nice thing again next year.

Not. Unfotunately it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt is not up for posing nude. Why can't we see that rack. Just look at it! I'm not really into her grill, but Jennifer Love Hewitt has a first class set of cans. Too bad for us. The Sun has the quote, but it's really not worth reading. I recommend just spending more time looking at Hewitt's boobies.

The gossip sites are buzzing with stories of Jennifer Love Hewitt posing for Playboy. Word is that Hewitt is trying to shed the more wholesome image in an effort to be considered for more mature roles, so she's entertianing the thought of doing the magazine. I guess playing opposite a cartoon cat can get you typecast a bit. I can think of a number of roles for Jennifer Love Hewitt to play that would be considered more mature, and ironically they all do involve her being naked. Forget Playboy, I think I've got her fix. Check here for the story.