With the celebrity marriage spotlight focused on Ashlee, Pete and California lesbians, Cash Warren and Jessica Alba got all sneaky and were 'quietly' married. People reports:

According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse's ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.

Additional details have yet to surface, but we assume Jessica might have actually cracked a smile during the courthouse nuptials. Looks like the shotgun wedding is all the rage these days.

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Scientists and astrologers said it wasn't possible, but Jessica Alba actually broke a smile. She was seem at her baby shower over the weeked with the side of lips actually upturned. Tests are still underway to determine if it was just gas, but by all accounts she might have actually been happy for a split second. Then minutes later returned to the forlorn Jessica we all know.

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren hit the red carpet for the premiere of The Eye. Jessica's spent a lot of time lately trying to hide her 'baby bump' from the paparazzi's cameras. It's nice to finally get a look at it. Ah, hell, who are we kidding. We're looking at here boobs. At least she's smiling. She usually looks pissed off as hell. Of course having a camera stuck in your face while you try and walk down the street tend to make people cranky. Trailer for The Eye after the jump.

Jessica Alba hit the streets of Rodeo Drive to do some Christmas shopping. Looks like she was going a pretty good job of hiding the baby bump. And if all that clothing didn't do the trick then the gigantic fuzz balls on the end of her scarf would. Those things are ridiculous.

Damn that Cash Warren. People reports that Jessica Alba is pregnant. Jessica's rep reports:

"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli.

I didn't authorize this. We'll have to wait and see if she can beat Brook Burke for the hottest pregnant celebrity award. Here's a few pictures from the recent Awake premiere to help drown your sorrows seeing as how it wasn't you that impregnated Jessica and therefore have obviously failed at life - you're dreams crushed - you're girl spoiled - ahh, wait did I say that out loud?

There are some things worth posting just as a general public service announcement. Like when Jessica Alba takes half her clothes off and poses wet at the beach. Jessica had these behind the scenes wet tee photos floating around a couple weeks ago. Looks like this GQ shoot is where they came from. A few minutes ago I thought Alessandra Ambrosio looked great in a bikini - to hell with that. Jessica Alba's bikini shots in GQ are the winner.

I'll admit Jessica Alba is kind of filler for a Friday afternoon. But who could fault me, really. These pictures of Jessica come from a recent photocall. There's no denying it Jessica Alba is not ugly. You've have to be the Grand Wizard Leader of the Ugly Cult not find her at least cute. And if you've seen the back side of this photo you'd know she's got the complete package.

This poster for the movie Good Luck Chuck is kind of an amusing. A highly photoshopped spoof on the classic photo of John Lennon and Yoko Ono. If Dane Cook weren't so annoying it might be a funny movie. At least it's got Jessica Alba who looks like a thousand times better than Yoko Ono ever did. As a matter of fact Jessica Alba makes Yoko Ono look like some other life form altogether. Clearly this ass is superhuman.

Jessica Alba looked great walking the red carpet at the London premiere of the Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Jessica's gold dress is nice, but I would have gone for something, ya know, Silver. Well actually I would have just gone naked, which is what I would have also recommended for Jessica. That's right both of us naked. You would have thanked me later.

Jessica Alba appears in this months GQ. Bikini clad and looking like a girl out of an American Apparel ad she could not be hotter. And if you'd like to known what that shirt might look like wet hit up T-Shirt Watch's wet tee gallery for more of Jessica.

Oh the humanity. It's been nearly a year since we've managed to get as fine of view as Jessica Alba's ass as we did here. But boy is it worth the wait. The ass crack wedge is particularly nice. Click the picks for a better view. Fine stuff.

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This video clip of a Jessica Alba nude scene comes from The Sleeping Dictionary. I have no idea what the hell this movie was, but found this clip surfing Metacafe and seeing as how I'm gearing up for the New Year's eve festivities a whole day early and couldn't possibly think of anything more intellectual to post I thought this video of Jessica would serve our fine readers well. Plus it sure beats watching video of Sadam Hussein being hung which is what everyone else if probably watching right now. And seeing as how I haven't yet found the video of Katie Rees getting topless down and dirty this will do for now. Cheers.

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So we're gearing up for a topless and debaucherous holiday weekend, so before full inebriation kicks in we thought we'd throw up a link list to the best celebrity nipple slips. Call it a celebration of the independence of the nipple. A slip list would not be complete without Paris Hilton falling out at her video shoot. Recently crowned MILF Gwen Stefani gave a peek at the MTV Awards. Keira Knightley Esquire side view slip is a good one as well. And perhaps the queen of the nipples, Bia Ling and her giant pair. Without a doubt one of the most popular celeb slips came courtesy Lindsay Lohan at the GM Fashion Awards, a fantastic side view full boob shot.

Then there is the celebrity braless category, which includes the incomparable Jessica Alba MTV Awards Appearance - more of a celebrity see through kind of thing really. And of course man girl Brooks Shields pecks. (Sorry about that one!). Clear your palette with a Keira Knightley beach see through. And a nice Sheryl Crow see through. And let us not forget the total mess that is, Tara Reid's big fake cans.

We're not totally sure of the official nip rules, but for sake of celebration we're going to throw in few nipple moments that are really more than a slip, more like celebrities just letting their boobs hang right out. Pamela David watching soccer for starters. Jodie Marsh's giant boobs have reached the point of no return. And what the hell, let's throw in some Maria Sharapova Cameltoe, just for good measure. And for those viewers who still haven't got their fill of celebrity nakedness we'd recommend finishing yourself over at MrSkin.com.

We all know the power of Jessica Alba's nice ass. It indisputable. Apparently Jessica knows it too. Because it looks to me like she has a bow tattooed above her ass crack. And what could be more appropriate than a nice bow on a gift to the world.

MTV Awards shows have come to just plain suck, but their are two shinning lights at the end of that tunnel. And they're attached to the front of Jessica Alba. Jessica will be hosting this years MTV Movie Awards which will make them more than watchable. And if you don't believe me take a look at Jessica Alba's nipples from last years MTV Awards. Ahhh, the things we have to look forward to.

Jessica Alba is featured in a bikini on this months issue of Playboy. Seems cool. But Alba is all pissed off. Let me splain it for ya. The photo is actually a promotional picture for Jessica's movie Into the Blue. But Jessica Alba denied permission to Playboy to use any photos as part of their article on the 25 sexiest celebrities. Check Yahoo for the full story. Also the SmokingGun.com. And now Jessica Alba wants to sue Playboy for using the photo, claiming it may cause "immeasurable harm". And of course she wants some dough and a fat apology from Playboy.

Ya know, I've never heard of appearing in Playboy hurting anyone's career. Especially those people who don't really have one. The only thing I know about Jessica Alba is that she's hot. And, correct me if I'm wrong (and I never am), but her photo on the cover of Playboy only reenforces the hot factor. Hurting, I say, NO, helping. And before everyone goes nuts searching for nude photos of Jessica Alba in Playboy (because you know you're going to try), there are none. Sorry folks. Alba's not nude, at least in Playboy.

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This is the kid of crap celebrity watching that I love - I mean loathe. Damn who cares that Jessica Alba got a parking ticket. Don't people have anything better to do with their time. Do you realize you've wasted precious moments looking at this photo of Jessica retrieving a parking ticket when you could have been staring at her ass. Seriously what the hell is wrong with people. We should be far more worried about what Jessica Alba is wearing to awards shows than worrying about her getting a stupid parking ticket. Come on now.

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AskMen.com has added yet more evidence to the bulging heap that Jessica Alba is a near perfect hot ass woman. Askmen.com conducted a poll of American men looking for "long-term relationship material" and Jessica Alba and her hot ass have come out on top - right where most men would like her to be. If you're not sold on whether or not Jessica Alba is really marrying material we suggest you check out her MTV Awards see through dress and then reconsider. Jessica Alba as wife of the year makes good sense. She's not perceived as a slutty whore and hasn't done anything outrageously stupid yet - like previous year's winner Britney Spear, who by marrying Kevin Federline, proved she must be dumb as a box of rocks, yet still smarter then K-Fed.

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In an effort to appeal to the endless desires of our public for celebrity bikini photos we proudly bring you photos of Jessica Alba wearing a bikini at the beach. We like to think of her as frolicking. If these aren't enough for you may be suggest a previous Alba post that everyone seemed to like, featuring a different angle of Jessica Alba sunbathing. And for more we'd suggest Hollywood Tuna.


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Bikini Clad Jessica Alba will be appearing in Esquire UK. Recently the U.S. version of Esquire named Jessica Biel the sexiest woman alive. Having Jessica Alba in the Esquire UK just goes to show the Brits might actually have better taste than us Americans. Not that Jessica Biel is a swine, but if you've seen Jessica Alba's ass in a bikini you'll probably agree, if not have an immediate heart attack or split the front of your pants.

Here to bring you a daily (or at least weekly) does of the popular dish. Another Jessica Alba Bikini photo. I think the recent Alba bikini photos are from Hawaii, but fact is you probably don't care.

Also check out Jessica Alba in Sin City.

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Once again proving their worth as celebrities. This photo of Jessica Alba's ass in a bikini helps society understand the immense value that celebrities bring to the lives of others. With these bikini photos and Jessica Alba's see through MTV award dress from last season she's proven her almost deity like ability to lift the spirits of all.

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With a tropical storm Katrina bearing down on Miami the city prepares for a storm of another sort. Celebrities. This year's 2005 MTV Video Music Awards will take place Sunday, Aug. 28 in Miami. This year's awards host is Diddy - formerly P. Diddy. The MTV Music Awards have come to pretty much suck over the years. Typically the only thing people really care about is how slutty their favorite celebrity is dressed. Last seasons MTV Movie Awards proved that. The biggest buzz to come off the Movie Awards was Jessica Alba's see through dress. Let's face it, with a set of boobs like Alba's, and that black dress, you really stop caring about the awards, or anything else for that matter. Stayed tuned for photos of this year's see through dress.

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