It's beyond amazing that Jodie Marsh's giant rack didn't manage to come flying out of this dress - considering the 'dress' looks like it's make from a set of drapes a cat ripped up. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Oh, no. But stick tape, fabric magnetism, sideways gravity, whatever it is that's keep those girls in be damned!

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Giving Mary Carey a good run for her money, Jodie Marsh was spotted last night spilling out of her, um shirt. No, that's not right. Bra? What the hell is that anyway? Whatever it is, it wasn't enough to contain Jodie's famous rack. I'm not even sure what the hell Jodie does, aside from walking around with her nipples falling out, but many a chick have become famous for doing even less.

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Jodie Marsh is set to star in a new MTV reality series called "Totally". I believe the premise has something to do with finding a husband. I'll probably never know because it's a UK series. What I do know is that Jodie Marsh likes to pretend thin belts are bras. Which in my book is clearly the mark of a genius and almost as good as the time Jodie used made a bra out of yellow caution tape. It's really quite a miracle of science considering how big Jodie's boob are. She's also set up a site (www.marryjodiemarsh.com) dedicated to finding the qualified loser to marry.

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There is no way this actually qualifies as a real bra. But Jodie Marsh gets style points for using hazard tape for a bra. Nicely done. The shot is from some kind of Muffs for Scruff campaign or somethingerather.