British bombshell Katie Price, otherwise known as Jordan, put on some kind of superhero outfit, complete with a cape, to promote her new book called 'Jordan'. And as luck might have it, the properties of modern materials were no match for her breasts. One quick move and Katie's nipple flew right out. If you ask me it's an excellent way to promote a book - on anything. I'd venture to say she could probably sell a volume of encyclopedias if she were completely nude. Which brings me right to my idea of reviving that who door-to-door encyclopedia salesperson thing. Here's a clearly nsfw look at her franken-stitched nip.

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Time to catch up with some of our favorite British bombshells. Jordan, aka Katie Price was spotted leaving a nightclub and flashing some ass. Considering Jordan was huge and pregnant just a couple months ago she looks pretty damn remarkable. Britney Spears take note, this is how you get yourself back in shape after having a baby. So if you're wondering if Jordan's wearing panties or not there's a couple more flashing picts after the jump. Panties or pantiless? Find out here.

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Katie Price (aka Jordan) arrived at Harrods in London in some sort of carriage thingy wearing a wedding dress, crown and very pregnant. It was a promotional stunt to launch her new Novel Crystal. I'm no scientist, but I'd venture to say you could produce diamonds from the pressure in her cleavage. She looks great for being like 12 months pregnant. Is that too many?

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Jordan, aka Katie Price is impossible to miss. First, she seems to be shopping everywhere at once followed by a pack of photographers. Second, she's pregnant and humongous, and not in the Tori Spelling humongous pregnant way. But in the damn those boobs are big, humongous way. Jordan's one of many large breasted British exports making their way west. I have no clue what she does. Same goes for the likes of Lucy Pinder and Jodie Marsh. I'm not complaining, mind you, I'm just sayin'.

Hot ass model Jordan has done humanity a favor. She's launched her own line of lingerie. Marketed under her real name, Katie Price, the lingerie is aimed at women with curves and big ass tits like herself. I can finally rest easy knowing that hot models with big jugs will no longer have to parade around topless in my house.