It seems Kim Kardashian has landed herself a spot in next season's Dancing With the Stars. I'd argue it's all wrong considering she really isn't a star of anything, and God knows what kind of high math and physics are going to be required to keep that ass from hitting the dance floor, but it's the youthful eye candy ABC needs to lure in those superficial people who couldn't care less about ballroom dancing. I say she's out by week three without a doubt. Her are some recent snaps from Kim's appearance on Letterman this week.

Kim K. threw some fishnets on the Back 40 and hit the stage with the Pussy Cat Dolls. You had to know this wasn't far off really. When you do nothing else but run around and look hot, joining the Pussy's on stage is bound to happen. Here's Carmen Electra a couple weeks back hitting the stage as well.

Since it's a documented fact that our readers still think Kim K is hot even without make up, we bring you some street shots of Kim without the war paint. She's out doing what she does best - shop. And doing what we do best - keeping her famous for absolutely no rational reason. Well, other than the giant jugs.

Our favorite celebrity for no reason hit the street yesterday. Notably nippy, sans make up and showing that trademark ass, which just can't possibly be real. Yeah I know she's pulled her pants down on Keeping Up With the Kardashians to prove otherwise. And Ray J's well, worked that thing first hand, but come on, this is not padded? Holy cow. And I do mean, holy cow.

We're catching up for a long weekend of R&R, so while we sift through the weekends celebrity hijinks here's some Kim K. to help get us back up to speed. No news, no momentous story. Just Kim Kardashian doing what she does best. Nothing, just some gravity defying boobies to start your day.

Our favorite senseless celebrity hit the streets without the facial armor. Kim K. was spotted sans make up. I was going to put up a poll on whether Kim lovers/haters thought she looked better or worse, but realized I already had a while back. I'm not sure what it means when I come back around to posting the same stuff. Do we get to start in on Britney Spears again? Anyway, check out the poll here and you'll find (along with photos of Kims big back forty) that 74% think she's still hot without the spackel. And we'd agree. Here's a bit of bonus Kardashian camel toe as well.

It's a slow news day so we're pitching in on the effort to keep Kim Kardashian famous for absolutely no reason. Kim is the Bongo spokesperson and helped launch their fall collection in LA. Surprisingly her butt doesn't look quite as big as usual. I would have though it would take a circus tent of denim and an army of midgets (from same said circus) to sew her a pair of jeans. I'm predicting smashing success for Bongo, because if jeans can make this ass look like that you've got yourself a best seller.

New pictures today of Kim Kardashian from the set of a commercial being directed by Entourage's Adrian Grenier. WTF is with Adrian Genier and the little signs he likes to hold up for the paparazzi? Like this one that says "What am I distracting you from?" I'll tell you what you're not distracting me from - is that you're a douche with a unibrow and crap stuck to your upper lip. Stop with the signs already, because they are distracting me from full enjoying Kim Kardashians giant rack.

It's the middle of winter, but Kim Kardashian is still finding time to throw a swimsuit over that back 40 and hit the sand. Of course what else does she have to do anyway? It's also a slow news day, so why not bring you pictures of Kim at the beach. Looks like Miami isn't all that sunny in January, but at least it warm enough to take off your clothes.

One of our predictions for 2008 would be that we keep posting on Kim Kardashian for no good reason. (Ok, so she's attractive, which meets about 90% of our posting criteria. Oh and that whole sex tape thing really fills in the last 10%.) But these action shots of Kim eating and enjoying some shopping really show you what she's famous for. Just look at that technique. Equal in the ice tea, a nice salad, some clothes shopping. Amazing, no? You do realize this is why she's famous right? There really is no reason. Kim's like the Seinfeld of celebrities. She's all about nothing.

Kim K and Reggie Bush were spotted over News Years together. Despite not having any form of engagement ring on rumors are flying over Kim K and the New Orleans' Saints, Bush being engaged. OK Magazine reports the two got engaged despite denials by Kims reps.

We predicted we'd be posting more Kim K this year. We're just surprised we actually have a reason to so soon. We figured we'd have find a bunch of nonsense stories as a thinly veiled excuse to post picture of Kim's giant rack. But hey, someone already did that. Nice. Here's Kim with Reggie in Miami and one picture of the Kardashian trio so you can see just how gigantic Khloe is.

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If you've watched Keeping Up with the Kardashians I'm sure you've wondered just how real 'reality' TV is these days. While I have no doubt the lives of the Kardashian sisters is nearly unbelievable by most standards, here's some food for thought on just how real or scripted the show might be. Take a look at this clip where the nanny that mom hires runs around the house in her bikini - to the annoyance of Bruce. Now enjoy a trip on over to Bree Olson's page on the Internet Adult Film Database. (the mere text is nsfw btw). So is Bree Olson the 'nanny' that mom hired to watch her 9-year olds? Hum, I'm thinkin' so. And judging by the extensive list of hardcore porn Bree has been in I'm guessing she's not so hard up for work that's she's taking nanny jobs.

The NYPost reports that there were not a single report of Kim Kardashians airport robbery to any authority.

Neither Port Authority cops, the NYPD nor the Queens district attorney has any report of a theft. Kardashian's reps didn't return calls.

Sounds about as fishy as a Britney's 4 week ultrasound. Who doesn't bother to report $50K worth of stolen crap? Why stage a publicity stunt like that when you've got so much other material to work with. I could think of a million things that would work better at grabbing the media's attention. Like, 'opps my pants burst into flames and fell off while walking down Robertson', or 'oh, you mean it's illegal to film a sex tape at a public park, sorry officers'. Or how taking up a cause and fighting the establishment. Kim K. could could spearhead the topless shopping movement I've been trying to get off the ground for years.

Sorry, couldn't resist the headline. Low hanging fruit. Anyway, it seems Kim K. got some action stolen out of her bags at JFK. TMZ reports that in while in a crowd of paparrazi and Delta airline employees Kim had $50K in junk stolen out of her bag. The 'junk' included diamond jewelry a watch, laptop - and wait for it - a digital camera. Pow. You know what that means. Someone might have naked pictures of Kim Kardashian. Wait, we all have naked pictures of Kim. OK. Nevermind. Here's pictures of Kim and her trunk shopping a few days ago.

Kim Kardashian was spotted out shopping on Roberston wearing a warm up suit and pretty much no make up. Surprisingly she didn't look too bad. Of course I might have had a temporary lapse in mental prowess after trying to calculate the size of her ass, how it all fits in her tracksuit - or car for that matter. Sounds like a good time for a poll. Take a look at this picture and answer below.

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Another celebrity sex tape is on its way out. AVN announced that Vivid will be releasing Kim Kardashian Superstar Part 2, a follow up to Kim's original sex tape with Ray J. Over one hour of 'uncut and uncensored' new material will be on the DVD. How convenient they just found new footage? Amazing how that happens. And why bother saying the footage is uncut and uncensored - isn't that sort of the definition of a sex tape? If it were censored you could post on YouTube and it would be called a 'video'. Ah, whatever. In case you've forgotten what Kim looks like with clothes on, her she is at a recent event.

Well, we've heard about Kim Kardashian taking it off in December's Playboy for a while. For fans of Kim and her giant assets, Christmas has come early. Original rumors said there was no full nudity, just Kim covered up by various items, but that rumor happily proved somewhat false. It's not like it's Penthouse or anything, but Kim K is definitely naked, and most definitely photoshopped (as most Playboy models are).

Kim Kardashian's new show premieres tomorrow night on the E channel. The show is describes as, "A tempest of siblings, business and fame engulf Olympic decathlete Bruce Jenner and paparazzi fave Kim Kardashian as their huge Hollywood families collide". Sounds like the same old stuff. Camera's following around Kim's giant ass and mondo cleavage exploring the vast number of ways that she can demonstrate a common house cat is more intelligent. Here's some recent pictures of Kim and about 20 pounds of make up to give you a taste of what's to come. Catch the show Sunday at 10:30 pm.

Fans of Paris' pal Kim Kardashian will get a big treat this Christmas. Kim will be naked in December's issue of Playboy. The spread is reportedly 11 pages long, one of the longest ole' Hef has done in a while. She'll also be the cover girl.

Of course this isn't the first time we've all seen Kim Kardashian naked. Earlier in the year her sex tape with Ray J made the rounds, though never was fully released. There was plenty of naked Kim in the trailers that made it onto the net. And now fans will get a Playboy styled view of Kim's famous back 40. Though the shoot doesn't feature Kim completely nude, a breast and some of her ample backside are reportedly featured. You'll probably have to wait a bit before you find Kim on the Playboy site, but hey, doesn't hurt to check. (link is obviously nsfw). And here's a couple pictures of Kim as a preview.

Update: Here's a couple stills from the video of Kim's Playboy photoshoot. Looks like she's naked in once except for some well placed pearls.

I could be posting photos of random people walking down Robertson Boulevard, feeding parking meters and shopping - but that'd just be creepy. So instead here's Kim Kardashian doing all those things. Plus of course the average chick on Robertson doesn't have a ass like this and feed the meter out of a Fendi wallet.

After canceling The Simple Life (thank god) E! is turning to Kim Kardashian to fill its reality show quota. Kim K's the choice after E! reportedly considered Kelly Osbourne and Kimberly Stewart for the show. I can't imagine anything worse than Paris and Nicole - but wait, I watched the Victoria Beckham reality show, so yes, I can - but you have to figure Kim Kardashian can't be all bad. She did after all crank out a sex tape with Ray J. Of course no one seemed to care much about that one. And if you can't captivate viewers with a sex tape you're probably not going to with a reality show where you actually have to keep your clothes on. Though she does have this going for her.

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Kim Kardashian was spotted at TAO Las Vegas to celebrate Stuff Magazine's Music Issue. There really isn't any other way to describe Kim Kardashian's ass other then BAM! That ass is insane. Those boobs aren't far behind either. I think bloggers should have the same set of party standards that magazine's do. But forget the monthly issue parties. Everytime we click the post button the room should automatically fill with hot chicks with big butts and rockin cleavage. As soon as I clear all the supermodels out of my office I'll start working on that.

TMZ reports that despite pending lawsuits Vivid Entertainment is going ahead with the release of the Kim Kardashian and Ray J sex tape entitle Kim Kardashian Superstar. Mark your calendars for March 21st for the release. Vivid says there will be a new preview of the sex tape next week on the kimsuperstar.com site, which is great, but unless you live under a rock you've probably already seen Kim and Ray J in action one of the original three leaked trailers. I guess we'll find out in a couple weeks if Kim's got the skills of her pal Paris. Source.
Update: Get the tape here.

We posted last month on the pending Kim Kardashian sex tape. Well the video is out. PageSix reports that Vivid Video has bought the tape of Ray J and Kim Kardashian for $1 mil. The three year old video, titled Kim Kardashian Superstar is going to be distributed on its own web site - kimsuperstar.com. A clip from the DVD is already out on MetaCafe, you can view the nsfw trailer here. Now who says Paris Hilton is a bad influence.

I guess when you attain the level of skank that Paris Hilton has stuff starts to rub off of you and onto your friends. Now Kim Kardashian has a sex tape. It's been confirmed by TMZ Paris' pal has a sex video of her own. Looks like the Paris Hilton mentor program is working out awesome. No word if Kim Kardashian is pissed over the matter, though video does reportedly include watersports so she just might be.