Snaggletooth had her hotel room in New York robbed by some crafty burglers. The NYPost reports that Kirsten was staying at the SOHO Grand. The two burglers who were caught on hotel surveillance cameras walked through an open door into Dunst's penthouse and made off with a bunch of crap, including a bag valued at $13,000. Who the hell walks around with a $13,000 purse - and then leaves their door OPEN. Some of her items we're recovered but there's no word on if authorities found her missing fashion sense or good looks. I'm guessing the thieves left behind those damn wayfarers.

Kirsten Dunst and her crooked teeth hit the red carpet for the European premiere of Spiderman 3. Credit where credit is due - she actually looked human - and good. A brush through that hair wouldn't have hurt, but otherwise ok. There are reports that Spidey 3 cost nearly $500 million which is pretty insane. You think with that kind of money in the production budget they could have maybe fixed Kirsten's choppers. At least a cheap dentist from Tijuana. Hell, just have a donkey kick her in the teeth. Anything really. Also, a snap of Konnie Huq - just for the insane cleavage factor.

I don't know if it's the cigarette hanging out of mouth, the band aid on her leg, Kirsten Dunst's see through dress or the wayfar glasses, but Kirsten is a sexy as ever. Along with those two arm bands and the hospital gown she's wearing I'd almost mistake her for an escaped mental patient - if she wasn't so damn sexy.

I'm taking a wild guess and saying there's a full length mirror just off camera and Kirsten Dunst has caught her reflection in it, the instant before it breaks into a million pieces. Last time I returned from Maui I was tan and rested, really. Kirsten's jaunt last week didn't seem to do much to improve those bright white pegs, or rid her of the sunglases, or infuse any form of fashion sense. At least she's not still dressed like a lumberjack.

I sooo wasn't going to bother to post more photos of Kirsten Dunst in Maui, especially after seeing snaggletooth flip us off. But, I can't help myself, yes it's a sickness, I know. It's just that Kirsten is dressed like a damn lumberjack in the ocean. Really, a fucking flannel shirt at the beach, come on. I understand she's as white as the abominable snowman, but still.

I might be offended by Kirsten Dunst flipping me off if I weren't already blinded by that nuclear white body. And never mind the disbelief that she's reading Carl Sagan, or the irony that wearing only a bikini makes her brighter than the sun.

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