When not skulking around with Sam Ronson Lindsay Lohan's been putting in real work time on the set of her film Labor Pains. While not newsworthy in any way, it is the first time in a while we've spotted any Lohan cleavage. Sadly Lindsay has yet to start her summer parade of bikini's so we're scrapping low her for summer rackage.

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Lindsay Lohan's laid low for a while but she apparently hit the town last night. Gatecrasher reports that Lindsay and gal pal Sam Ronson with the Hawaiian Tropic Zone with Grey Goose in hand.

The starlet - who is supposed to be in Alcoholics Anonymous - turned up around midnight to promoter Joey Morrissey's Big Saturday party at Hawaiian Tropic Zone.

At least two witnesses watched her consume vodka cocktails until she appeared to become drowsy and left at about 4 a.m.
"She was chain-smoking all night," says a spy. "Her eyes were a little glassy and she was holding her head in her hands, but she left on her own two feet."

Ahhh, what are they worried about? It said she could still walk? I'd call that a mellow evening. Lindsay has been putting in the time with Samantha Ronson though. The snaps are from some quality bonding time last week. The thought of Lindsay and Samantha getting their lesbian groove on is awesome expect for the Samantha Ronson part.

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While the buzz of Lindsay Lohan's nude photos in New York Magazine has died down Showbiz Spy reports that Hugh Hefner would like to see Lindsay take it all off again. Supposedly Hef has offered Lindsay the chance to get naked in Playboy and recreate another famous Marilyn Monroe moment with a nude swim - as Marilyn did on the movie "Something's Got to Give". Sounds good to me. Nevermind the fact that the movie was never technically finished because Marilyn Monroe killed herself during the production. Hef's a pursuasive guy, let's see if he's still got it in him - and maybe in Lindsay too.

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Naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan may soon be hitting the newstands. Lindsay appears completely naked in a photoshoot for New York magazine. The multi-page spread is a tribute to Marilyn Monroe and recreates some of Monroe's classic nudes. Lohan has some of the most followed breasts in the business, loved by many, and already seen by many more, Lindsay's most popular assets can soon be seen by aall. While many of the shots feature Lindsay half covered in see through fabrics, there are a few that are completely unobscured. Fans of Lohan have never had a shortage of boob pictures - with near famous 'slips' like this from the GM fashion show, or these kind of see through snaps. But the Holy Grail of celebrity boobs pictures have been located and they're coming to a newstand near you. Oh, and did you want to actually see the nude pictures of Lindsay Lohan in New York Magazine. Well here you go.

Pants? Who said anything about pants? As founding member of the ISPC (International Society of Pantsless Celebrities) Lindsay Lohan went shopping without any. At Gucci on Rodeo Drive no less. If I haven't said it before, I'll say it now this is a movement I clearly stand behind, or preferably stand under.

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The 28th Annual Golden Raspberry Awards nominations were announced today. Among the leading Razzie contenders were Lindsay Lohan, Adam Sandler and Eddie Murphy. Lindsay's film I Know Who Killed Me received a 9 nominations for lameness all by itself. If you watch Lindsay's sex scene from the movie you'll know it's bad. How do you screw up a sex scene? Jessica Biel also received a nomination for her work in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.

I have no doubt some of these movies sucked rocks, but I'm throwin' the flag on the voting. What kind of cross section is it when you only mail 747 ballots out? Not even that many people actually saw Lindsay's movie. And Jessica Biel receiving a Razzies nomination? I happen to see Chuck and Larry recently and I can tell you, after seeing Jessica Biel soaking wet in her bra and panties I can't remember a single thing about the movie anyway. What kind of animal would vote against her?



I KNOW WHO KILLED ME = 9 Nominations
Worst Screen Couple, Horror Movie, Screenplay, Director, Remake/Rip-Off,
Supporting Actress, Actress (2x), Picture

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY = 8 Nominations
Worst Screen Couple, Screenplay, Director, Supporting Actor (2x) Supporting Actress, Actor, Picture

NORBIT = 8 Nominations
Worst Screen Couple, Screenplay, Director, Supporting Actor, Supporting Actress, Actor (2x) Picture

BRATZ = 5 Nominations
Worst Screen Couple, Remake/Rip-Off, Supporting Actor, Actress, Picture

DADDY DAY CAMP = 5 Nominations
Worst Screenplay, Director, Prequel/Sequel, Actor, Picture

CAPTIVITY = 3 Nominations
Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie, Director, Actress

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It's been quite a while since we spotted Lindsay Lohan on the red carpet. She was back out last night for the premiere of the much anticipated Cloverfield. And of course was sporting the tight black dress with the obligatory Lohan cleavage. Nice to see Lindsay back in form minus the trouble.

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A video of Lindsay Lohan chugging a bottle of champagne on New Year's Eve has everyone wondering if she's relapsed. The video which first appeared on TMZ shows Lindsay carrying around a bottle of champagne and drinking right from it. Lindsay's rep responded to People:

"After being handed a champagne bottle while on a dance floor in Italy on New Year's Eve and drinking from it, the good news is that Lindsay stopped herself, called her sponsor, and got herself back on track," her lawyer, Blair Berk, tells PEOPLE. "There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her 'one day at a time' with the entire world."

Yes, she has to share her 'one day at a time' with the entire world and her body with all of Italy. At this point I'm wondering if the only way to keep Lindsay from falling off the wagon is to dress the wagon up like a giant penis.

Oh, did I say 'what' Lindsay did? I mean Who Lindsay did. Looks like this guy. The DailyMail reports:

Wild child actress Lindsay Lohan showed off her ample pulling skills when she kissed THREE men in one busy 24-hour spell while visiting Capri for a film festival last weekend.

Only actor Dario Faiella, the son of Italian music legend Peppino Di Capri, headed back to her hotel. But Li-Lo was clearly smitten with her choice, as she showed an undressed Faiella her appreciation with a loving hand on his derriére out on her room balcony.

Damn, I guess if you're going to try and have sex with an entire continent you don't worry about getting a room. Any couch will do.

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Rumors of Lindsay Lohan possibly being a lesbian or bi-sexual are nothing new. But PageSix has seen fit the stir that pot once again with reports of Lindsay hanging with Courtenay Semel.

"Lindsay came with Courtenay to the party around midnight and they stayed for an hour," said our spywitness. "The girls held hands and were with each other the whole time." The tipster added, "Every time I see Lindsay, there's Courtenay. They are always together."

The party Lindsay and Courtenay were seen at just happened to be at the home of "power lesbia" Jeanette Longoria (no idea). Maybe the atmosphere was just rubbing off. I know Lindsay hangs with lesbian DJ Samantha Ronson a lot, but I'm calling this one simply rumor for now. If Lindsay ever really does come out she'll do it up right - you know with a sex tape.

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Lindsay made a braless trip to the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf this afternoon. That's it. End of story. It's great to see take a relax and take a break from dressing up in silly outfits and hanging out with superheroes. It's also be great if I had x-ray vision and Jennifer Love Hewitt were really a size 2. But you know, some stuff stuff just isn't possible.

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Lindsay Lohan is back to working filming a TV commercial on the streets of L.A. Looks like it's got some kind of sixties superhero theme judging from Lindsay various outfits and, you know, the guys dressed as Batman, Robin, the Hulk and Spiderman. Looks like a busy day of work for Lindsay, but it's nothing she can't handle. Four wardrobe changes and going through four different men all in the same day. Piece of cake. She's been training for this for years.

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If there's one thing that Lindsay Lohan is good at it's partying, and drinking and flashing her crotch. Ok, that's three things. But she's also good at shopping. So good in fact MSNBC says the might be getting paid to do it. Reportedly strapped for cash, Lohan may have scored not only good buys on her Black Friday shopping spree, but greenbacks as well.

Lohan was photographed shopping at an Armani Exchange and Intermix store in Manhattan on Nov. 23, and a source close to the rehabbed starlet says the trip wasn't just pre-arranged to give the paparazzi a heads up, she was paid for the visit, too.

Here's a few picture of Lindsay shopping yesterday at American Apparel. Just check out those skills.

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted today wearing these sunglasses. While my sweatpants and t-shirt might not make me the pillar of fashion, I can spot retarded when I see it. It's ridiculous already. It must be stopped. And that reflective silver whateverthehell she's wearing. It's like some global warming combat suit. But hey, you still have to give points for no bra.

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted looking like her old self again - wearing see through black shirts without a bra. Good to see she's healed, our dried out, or whatever it is she did in Utah. And God knows we've grown wearing of posting pictures of the village idiot. (It won't stop us, we're just feeling a bit weary.)

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Lindsay's reps tell US Magazine that she is canceling her scheduled New Year's Even hosting gig at Pure nightclub in Vegas. Keep in mind this is Lindsay Lohan we're talking about. And we talking about a party to take place on New Year's Eve - the night of all nights to drink yourself into utter oblivion and cry away the pains of another year gone by, sad and lonely, and, ah, what was I saying? Ah, yeah, Lindsay likes to party.

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I'm sure there are some people who really misunderstand the fascination with celebrities. Like why everybody cares about Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan. Why men and women alike flock to read the latest gossip and clamor to see the latest pictures. People wonder why we all missed Lindsay so much while she was in rehab, holding all those candle light vigils praying for her sober return. Let me enlighten you people. They're called boobs. And Lindsay has great big ones - two of them. And they're looking particularly big giving this red polo a run for it's money. THAT's why. Oh and on the days they're not hidden in a polo she just let's them fly free. Now you get it?

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Lindsay Lohan may be sober, but her widely reported rehab hook up with snowboarder Riley Van Giles is causing her plenty of issues now. What's the problem you say? Isn't he just another guy through the bedroom turnstyle? Well, sure, but it seems Riley was engaged at the time he hooked up with little LiLo. And now Riley Giles' fiance, Breanna Tierney, is telling her story to the Enquirer.

"Riley went into rehab to get his life together and in the process meets Lindsay and ruins my life," she told The Enquirer.

"I loved Riley and Lindsay stole him. I met her at a meeting while they were still patients at Cirque, and I just knew something was up."

Breanna's claiming that Lindsay was the reason for the break up. It should be clear by now that Lindsay has some form of radioactive vagine. It's like a gravitational force field pulling people in. It cannot be escaped. But, it's a good thing, because let's face it, with Lindsay Lohan clean and sober there's a whole lot less to write about in the world. If she didn't have boyfriend issue's we'd be forced to make up stories about clubbing seals and feeding orphans to hunger bears - and radioactive vagina's, that kind of stuff.

Updated Pictures: I'm sure from looking at the banner picture you might have thought that rehab affected Lindsay's ability wear ill-fitting clothes with no bra. No worries people, she still has boobs.

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Lindsay Lohan's back in LA and hitting the town. It's like all is right again in the world. What did we do with Lindsay gossip to report. I guess we can all leave Britney along to crawl back in her trailer and drink her Starbucks and pile down the Taco Bell. Here's new shots of Lindsay doing her thing heading out for a night of sobriety.

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Lindsay Lohan is getting back to work. She reportedly returned to LA to start filming Dare to Love Me, which was put on hold for her stint in rehab. It's a good things she's back to work too, NOTW reports that Lindsay's broke. The tabloid claims Lindsay's spent millions including $1 million on a single hotel bill in addition to cars, cocaine and high dollar houses. All said she's supposed to have blown through $7 million. Sounds fair enough, and there's got to be at least a good 10K in bikinis from last summer alone. At least she's saved big on bras and underwear.

Lock up the liquor cabinets, Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab. No just kidding - about the liquor. She really is out. Her father Michael picked up her late Friday, People.com reports. Her mom Dina said,

"I'm proud of her. She's moving ahead with her life. Things were getting out of control. She took action. She took responsibility. She really needed to heal."

I really am glad she's out of rehab, seriously. Let's face it rehab news is boring. I think what Lindsay needs now is to hit a nice warm beach and throw on some bikinis so we'll have something worth newsworthy to talk about again.

Rumors are buzzing that Lindsay Lohan is due to leave Cirque Lodge rehab facility soon. She's been there for nearly two months now so you've got to figure she's cured - of something anyway. But Lindsay's mom Dina has told Access Hollywood (via email) that Lindsay not leaving yet. Perhaps there's still a few more sober souls left to corrupt at Cirque?

It's a shame to because Lindsay just missed the 1000 bikini beach party in Australia, and you know Lindsay loves a good bikini. And next time, it's at my place.

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Thought we needed a dose of Lindsay seeing how news is sparse while she dries out. Here's a clip of Lindsay's sex scene from I Know Who Killed Me. While she does get topless there really isn't any nudity to speak of. The clip is nsfw only in from the audio standpoint. You know a movie really sucks when you can tell it's bad from watching a sex scene from it. If you can screw that up, forget the whole thing (he nice pun). And while you might think Lindsay Lohan having sex on film could save a flick. Forget it. For a little comparison of one bad film to another, check out Jessica Alba's sex scene in the Sleeping Dictionary. Another movie no one saw.

Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 24 hours in prison in a plea deal.

Through her attorney, the actress pleaded guilty to two counts of being under the influence of cocaine and pleaded no contest to driving with a blood alcohol level of .08 percent or higher and reckless driving.

Can't we just throw her in a cage with Michael Vick and pack of pit bulls? Two DUI convictions and she gets 24 hours in jail? I guess I could understand if she was busy curing cancer and saving orphans, and then in her spare time liked to tie one on and drive around drunk. But I guess it's important Lindsay's free to work that important Herbie Fully Loaded sequel.

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Lindsay Lohan is being sued by the woman who was the passenger in the car Lindsay was allegedly chasing. Tracie Rice is suing for assault and negligence. Rice told the press:

Someone could easily have been killed or seriously hurt because of her irresponsible decisions that evening - AP

Irresonponsible - Lindsay Lohan. Nah. Anyway, I'm pretty sure there has got to be some law on the books about celebrities getting at least a free pass or two on this kind of stuff right?

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Lindsay Lohan has reportedly checked into the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol treatment center in Utah. Perhaps the third time will be the charm. Apparently the Cirque won awards as a top facility, and we all know Lindsay's blown through two already. But if there was ever the right chick to turn Utah into a party state - Lindsay is it.

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With Lindsay Lohan's film career in the dumps she can at least pride that she's inspired new porn. Lindsay HoHand: Get Out of My F**king Way will be released in October. It comes SexZ Pictures, the same people that brought you quality films such as Britney Rears and J-Ho. HoHand will star Paulina James as 'Lindsay'. Why bother with fake porn. I'd guess that with Lindsay's luck a real sex tape is bound to surface eventually. Like that one on the second shelf of my closet, blue shoe box, with the X on it. Wait, ah, did I say that out loud?

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This is one of several TMZ interview videos with dudes who were witnesses and passengers with Lindsay the night she was arrested. They describe seeing Lindsay Lohan's assistant quit, that Lindsay took their keys and started driving, claim Lindsay Lohan ran over their foot, drove 100 miles an hour and ran red lights in the chase of her assistant. These three guys could be crazier than Lindsay, but the trip they describe makes the O.J. chase sound like a ride on It's a Small World. If a judge were to believe the story these guys tell Lindsay's sentencing would probably consist of a broken parachute and one-way ticket to Afghanistan.

TMZ.com is reporting that Lindsay Lohan may have been chased during the time of her DUI incident. It was earlier reported that Lindsay was the one doing the chasing - going after her assistant who had just quit. Sounds like a convenient twist. This whole thing couldn't be more of a circus if Lindsay was wearing a clown costume when she was pulled over. She could have blamed the bad driving on the big shoes.

Lindsay has also checked bad into rehab. But it's Promises no more. If you ever saw the pictures of Lindsay while in rehab you might not be suprised this all happened. From what I saw it looked like all she did all day was ride around on a giant tricycle at the beach.

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Lindsay Lohan was arrested last night on suspicion of DUI. AGAIN! TMZ reports she was arrested in Santa Monica after police received a call of a vehicle being chased. Turns out Lindsay was doing the chasing. Police report that Lindsay was chasing her assistant who had quit just hours earlier. Cocaine was also reportedly found on Lindsay Lohan.

Man, this girl is something. I mean, the dedication. Less than two weeks our of rehab she falls off the wagon and gets a DUI. Impressive. I think the only way you're going to stop her now is to re-wire her ankle bracelet to electrocute her into unconsciousness. Of course seeing as Lindsay might get to do some jail time like Paris Hilton she'll probably be able to ditch the anklet. Hell, who was checking it anyway.

Lindsay Lohan was spotted throwing back cokes this weekend as she partied with friends. I had half expected that ankle monitoring bracelet to explode before the end of her first week out of rehab was over, but it looks like she just might stick with it. There's one thing you'll never stop Lindsay from doing - and that's wearing bikinis. And let's face it she might have been good at getting drunk, but she's great at wearing bikinis.

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Lindsay Lohan has run around looking like a giant mess for ages now and it looks like Hollywood is finally starting to take note. The NYPost reports that Lindsay Lohan's next scheduled film "Poor Things" has been canceled. An email to product vendors from a set designer informed them their product placements where no more. And basically it sounds likes no one will insure her:

The insurers were said to worry that Lohan, despite wearing an alcohol-monitoring device around her ankle and claiming to take daily drug tests, had gone out clubbing with pals.

I think they're worried that to get her to show up they're going to have to shackle her to the set like King Kong in a cage. Shooting around that ankle gizmo is one thing, but no amount of stage props is going to hide 100 feet of chain and a giant cork in her mouth.

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If we'd have written this post a few months ago it would have probably featured Lindsay Lohan drunk off her ass in Vegas - the way you're supposed to celebrate your 21st birthday. Instead it's Lindsay Lohan at Courtney Cox's house celebrating her birthday by taking pictures of people taking pictures of her. I'm kind of surprised her head is smoking between trying to figure the logic on that one.

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Damn, nothing like screwing up your 21st birthday with rehab. US Magazine reports that Lindsay Lohan has cancelled her 21st birthday party. The debauchery was to take place on July 2 at PURE nightclub in Vegas. Considering that most of these celebrity parties actually involve some form of contract for the appearance you can bet this is only delaying the inevitable. Like the sun rising in the east or me conquering evil with my bare hands.

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Lindsay Lohan crashed her Mercedes into a tree this weekend and was arrested for DUI. The crash happened Saturday night. Yesterday it was announced that Lindsay Lohan would be returning to rehab at Promises in Malibu. And proving that there are lawn gnomes with cameras watching you pretty much everywhere in the world here's video of Lindsay's crash and subsequent Paparazzi frenzy. AP reports:

Officers at the scene found a "usable amount" of a drug tentatively identified as cocaine, McCann said. He declined to say where the drug was found other than to say Lohan was not carrying it.

The whole thing would have been far more amusing had Lindsay actually crashed her Mercedes right into the Promises. That would have been true dedication - and more efficient.
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Lindsay Lohan was reportedly kicked out of the SoHo Grand Hotel after being a big pain in the ass.

Calum Best checked into Manhattan's trendy Soho Grand with a pretty young woman who was not Lohan, and the actress shortly checked in with another guy - some believe to make Best jealous. Lohan tried to telephone Calum, but didn't get in touch with him, so she went out partying until 1:30 a.m., reports Star, then returned to the hotel and collapsed in the lobby.

"She was writhing on the floor and everyone could see that she wasn’t wearing any panties," an insider told the tab.

Lohan was reportedly escorted back to her room, but after various other escapades, at 5:30 a.m. she was asked to leave the hotel - and checked out at 6:30 a.m.

Considering that the tabloid Star is the source it's a crap shoot whether any of this is true. But considering it involves Linday Lohan without panties and what sounds like copious amounts of alcohol and general idiocy it has all the earmarks of a nightout for Lindsay Lohan.

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Lindsay Lohan apparently has a new boyfriend - Calum Best. The two were seen in the Bahamas getting it on with some suntan lotion:

On Saturday, the couple spent several hours in a private cabana on Cove Beach. As the temperatures soared, Best rubbed sunblock on Lohan's shoulders before they headed into the water for swimming, splashing and still more kissing.

The best part is that when you go swimming at the beach with the likes of Lindsay Lohan it usually mean her bikini is going to fall off and her nipple slips out. Which of course is what happened. Remember too that were talking about Lindsay here, so the term dating and boyfriend really mean different things than most people are used to. I tried out the Lindsay Lohan dating rules once. I ended up dating the cashier at McDonald's after I had to wait an extra minute for my fries, had sex with a Gap girl at the mall after she 'brushed' by my sleeve near the dressing room. Odd sare good Lindsay's finished dating Calum by the time you're finished looking at this bikini picture.

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Lindsay Lohan showed up at the David Letterman Show last night wearing a dress that looked liked striped asphalt. She then made this face which I can assume is the way you look right before you catch a handful of your own vomit. Ironically it's the same way I look after watching an hour of Letterman.

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Lindsay Lohan appeared at the Costume Institute Gala looking like this. I supposed a dress like this does quality as a costume. It looks like a horny cougar shreded the front of her dress and left Lindsay Lohan's boobs nearly falling out. Yeah, that's good fashion. Unfortunately it's not really see through. Must be some sort of looks-like-skin miracle modesty fabric. And speaking of modesty let's not forget that Jessica Simpson brought her girls the same event.