In case you missed the MTV Movie Awards (like we did), here's a few worthy snaps from the red carpet featuring LiLo without her lover, a straight Tequila, Wonk Eye, Horsey Face and Audrina as well.

Certainly the highlight of any awards shows of the parade of cleavage across the red carpet. MTVs 2007 Movie Awards were no different. A few notable breasts on display included Heidi Montag's and Rihanna's. Clearly disappointing was Jessica Alba who look liked she sold her breasts before getting dressed. What gives? Oh course the highlight of the evening was Paris Hilton getting owned by Sarah Silverman. The awards themselves where passable, though I could have done without the giant fat guy in his underwear. And how much did Jack Nicholson have to drink before giving that thank you speech? He made the drunk wino on my corner sound like Stephen Hawking.

In case you haven't noticed the 2007 MTV Movie Awards are this Sunday. And unlike the Oscars which feature fossilized stalactites and movie's your grandma would like, the MTV Awards feature mainstream movies and hot action like Borat 69ing some fat naked dude in a hotel room, wait, ah, no that's not right. I mean hot red carpet boobs and ah, breasts, yeah, lots of boobies. Even better it's hosted by Sarah Silverman who's flown under the radar for too long both as a comic and as a hot chick. But if you've seen the latest cover of Maxim you know Sarah looks as hot as anybody could wearing half a gorilla suit. Damn you Jimmy Kimmel. Here's a few nominees to get you motivated. We promise a host of red carpet cleavage with body parts falling out of outfits only a hooker would wear come Monday. Stay tuned.

Best movie:
300
Borat
Blades of Glory
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest
Little MIss Sunshine

Best Kiss
Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen
Marlon Wayans and Brittany Daniel
Mark Wahlberg and Elizabeth Banks
Columbus Short and Meagan Good
Cameron Diaz and Jude Law

Best Fight
Gerard Butler vs. "The Uber Immortal"- 300
Sacha Baron Cohen vs. Ken Davitian - Borat
Jack Black & Hector Jemenez vs. Los Duendes - Nacho Libre
Uma Thurman vs. Anna Faris - Super Ex-Girlfriend
Will Ferrell vs. Jon Heder - Blades of Glory

MTV Awards shows have come to just plain suck, but their are two shinning lights at the end of that tunnel. And they're attached to the front of Jessica Alba. Jessica will be hosting this years MTV Movie Awards which will make them more than watchable. And if you don't believe me take a look at Jessica Alba's nipples from last years MTV Awards. Ahhh, the things we have to look forward to.

Gwen Stefani can look hot as hell at times, but i'll admit I'm hardly aware that Gwen Stefani even has breasts. Let's face it - she's got little boobies. So seeing photos of a Gwen Stefani nipple slip at the recent MTV 2005 music awards was a bit suprising, but pleasant none the less. I don't even know what the hell MTV Award they were, nor care, cause they all suck, and seeing a celebrity nipple is about the only thing that makes these tolerable - maybe. A Gwen Stefani nip slip at least makes it worth the acknowledgment they exist. Boobs and nipples always make for ratings ya know. I'd tag this photo of Gwen Stefani's nipple as NSFW, but I don't even think it qualifies.

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The MTV Europe Music Awards just took place and on this side of the Atlantic all anyone can talk about is Madonna. MTV's Europe Music Awards were hosted this year by Ali-G, who's alter ego Borat called Madonna a Transvestite, which is great. Fact is Madonna's new 80's haircut sucks. And she really need to put on some damn pants. It's getting to be like staring at a fit grandma. No matter how fit, it's just creepy. Hit the gossip sites and you'll find tons more photos of Madonna at the MTV Europe Music Awards, but I'd caution you on thinking you're going to find anything remotely stimulating.

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Eva Longoria's MTV Video Awards bikini made the biggest splash. Desperate Housewives' Longoria appeared on stage in a swimsuit at the 2005 VMA's to introduce Mariah Carey. (Actually I wouldn't call what Eva Longoria was wearing a bikini). Apparently the dress Eva arrived at the awards in wasn't racy enough. I can understand that though, after all you are announcing Mariah Carey, so you've got to slut it up a bit. I'm glad Longoria worn the retro style swimsuit. It really helped bring to light that the awards need even more skin. Most of the performances suck, so we're really left looking for celebrity skin. I'm pretty sure the MTV could do no bad by demanding that all female presenters at the Video Music Awards wear swimsuits. Moreover I'd recommend that MTV interns actually create the VMA swimsuits themselves - out of cellophane and packing tape.

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With a tropical storm Katrina bearing down on Miami the city prepares for a storm of another sort. Celebrities. This year's 2005 MTV Video Music Awards will take place Sunday, Aug. 28 in Miami. This year's awards host is Diddy - formerly P. Diddy. The MTV Music Awards have come to pretty much suck over the years. Typically the only thing people really care about is how slutty their favorite celebrity is dressed. Last seasons MTV Movie Awards proved that. The biggest buzz to come off the Movie Awards was Jessica Alba's see through dress. Let's face it, with a set of boobs like Alba's, and that black dress, you really stop caring about the awards, or anything else for that matter. Stayed tuned for photos of this year's see through dress.

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Jessica Alba's dress at this years MTV Movie awards is sure to have you looking - close long and hard, ah… at the dress. Her breasts may even upstage Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes on stage antics. (Picture giddy celebrities in love. yeah great.) The MTV Movie Awards are on this Thursday and should not be missed. Keep your eye's peeled for Jessica Alba's boobs and nipples a plenty. Jimmy Fallon hosts the MTV awards and as funny as he is no one will care cause it's all about Jessica's boobs. Alba's see through dress is all people will be talking about. Did we mention Jessica Alba's boobs. See, told you.

Jessica Alba's boobs at MTV Movie Awards

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