We've spotted Mischa Barton at no less than four events in the last week. Fashion Week in New York is busy times for the beautiful. We've also seen Mischa sport just as many waredrobe changes - some good, some bad. Wearing vintage band tees seems to be a signature Mischa move we've seen before. This dress looks like my grandma's 1960's sofa, and she appears to have landed in the 20's with this flapper number. But Mischa in her red on the red carpet, or better yet, this metallic looking dress with chains, and she's all good.

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One of those random celebrity bikini posts. Misha Barton in a bikini at the beach with her dog. She seems to be preoccupied talking on her cel phone. Which is pretty much what I do when I want to look important and aloof. As a matter of fact, I'm so important I'm talking on two cels phone right now and my penis is doing the typing. Skill baby. All the way.

A naked photo of Cisco Alder, boyfriend of Mischa Barton appeared last week as part of the booty found in Paris Hilton's storage unit. Cisco Alder says Mischa "wasn't too excited" by the photo, but was otherwise OK. I was excited enough to scrape off my own retina's with a spoon. You don't want to see Cisco Alder naked. Really. And if you read this account of Mischa's reaction to the photo it sounds like she was definitely NOT thrilled.

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Yet another celebrity wardrobe malfunction. This catch is Mischa Barton hanging out of a purple dress. It's a classic celebrity nip slip shot really. Archetypal I'd say - the slightly stunned expression, like she knew her breast was falling out her dress, even though she really doesn't - the slight nipple slip, tasteful if you will, nothing like a Bai LIng where you let your tits just hang out everywhere. And then there's the setting, again, classic stuff, exiting a car, how many times have we seen Paris Hilton's vagina doing this. But again Mischa heightens the experience with the subtle slip. Perfect I say.