I wouldn't know Gossip Girl Blake Lively if she fell out the sky and hit me in the head with a six pack. That probably has to do with never seeing a single show on the CW. But I can certainly get behind (or preferably in front of) topless girls at Far Rockaway being part of your set. These behind the scenes pictures come from a location shoot of Gossip Girl. Too bad it's not Blake in the bikini.

Photo: Wenn

They say when it comes to being photographed everyone has there better side. I think we've found Gisele Bundchen's. But in this case better side would mean, ah, her boob. I'd love to pretend we have a more newsworthy reason for the post, but, no. That's it. and let's face it, if you need a better reason you're clearly in the wrong place. Two more picts of Gisele from DT magazine. Enjoy.

If we don't manage to post up anything tomorrow it's probably cause we got drunk and fell in the pool - hopefully with this chick. Happy 4th folks.

Not only has MMA taken fighting sports into a era it's also managed to evolve the rings girls a bit. This fine bunch of bikini clad card holders is the perfect example. The guys over at MMA News have put together a list of the sport's top tops. More ring girls links here. Perhaps a new career path for Lindsay Lohan.

We've been lucky enough to have several days worth of Kate Bosworth bikini pictures flooding the blogs. Even better than Kate in a bikini is Kate and her friend in a bikini. Twice the skin, twice the beach fun.

Photo: Flynetonline.com

I sooo wasn't going to bother to post more photos of Kirsten Dunst in Maui, especially after seeing snaggletooth flip us off. But, I can't help myself, yes it's a sickness, I know. It's just that Kirsten is dressed like a damn lumberjack in the ocean. Really, a fucking flannel shirt at the beach, come on. I understand she's as white as the abominable snowman, but still.

I might be offended by Kirsten Dunst flipping me off if I weren't already blinded by that nuclear white body. And never mind the disbelief that she's reading Carl Sagan, or the irony that wearing only a bikini makes her brighter than the sun.

Photo: Flynetonline.com

I don't want to say that Tyra Banks new SI cover looks Photoshop'd, but... the Tyra Banks SI cover looks REAL Photoshoped. Compare that to Tyra's old SI bikini cover. Yeah, they look the same, except that Tyra Banks looks like she's now made out of the plastic. Watch this video of her 'trying' to fit into the old bikini. They should have gone the extra mile and photoshoped out some of the ego, or just turned her into one of those giant headed Brat characters. With the nice makeup. That would have been cool.

In addition to generally slutty Paris Hilton is also cheap. TMZ reports she skipped out on a restaurant bill for a hamburger and mineral water. And from the looks of this photo she's taken to showering in public showers. The restaurant thing I can understand, I do that all the time. But showering in public. What? Too bad her sunglasses are the same size as her bikini.

This is one of those 'just because' posts. Just because it's video footage of Heidi Klum doing some sort of bikini photoshot and just because she's hot enough to make your head explode. And just because our readers are horney bastards.

As final proof that Brooke Burke is too hot for words, here is a picture of Brooke in a bikini showing off her baby 'bump' as everyone has so affectionately come to name a fat stomach. However in this case it's anything but. I think most guys fall into two distinct camps - either pregnant chicks are sexy as hell, or just fat. Well if you need proof that pregnant can be sexy, Brooke Burke is it. She's smokin' and the pregnant pooch only makes her hotter. Don't ask me why. Funny too, cause if you put a pregnant stomach on a hot chick she can look hotter than ever, put a big stomach on a good looking guy and he just looks like a fat sweaty toad.

I know I could be writing about some lascivious celebrity gossip. Like Halle Berry mabye being pregnant, or Gillian Anderson definitely being pregnant, or Nicky Hilon and the Firecrotch spewing Brandon Davis hanging at the pool or David Hasselhoff being too drunk to get on an airplane, or Tori Spelling being a poor rich girl, but let's face it, all that really matters is that smoking hot models like Marissa Miller oil themselves up and walk down a runway in a bikini. Gossip is good, but hot cleavage, hotter abs and celebrity cameltoe wins everytime.

It seems that more people keep tabs on Linsday Lohan's breast size than I previously estimated. This photo of Lindsay's bust at the beach is causing speculation as to how she got her boobs to look that big, considering the previous weight loss. They do look a bit round and softballish (a la implants), but it could just be the lighting, or maybe that I'm just squinting too hard trying to visualize her without the bikini.

Here's the completely ground breaking Paris Hilton music video Stars Are Blind. The video is amazing, a completely unique, one-of-a-kind - the first video ever of Paris Hilton where she keeps all of her clothes on. Oh, well except for this nipple slip during filming. If you really want to see Paris Hilton in action check out this video of her in a bikini on a lazy susan - seriously. She can spin with the best of em.

I liked Nelly Furtado for what I've seen of her on MTV. Although I thought she blew on last weeks SNL. So here's a photo of her in a bikini. Good enough excuse I guess. I guess she's trying to sex it up with the new album Loose. Check out the Contact Music article.

Didn't Christina Ricci used to have some monstor breasts? Reduction I guess? Bummer. I'm a bit mystified by all the tattoos, when did Christina join the marines? Enjoy today's link roundup.

This is a killer photo of Paris Hilton in a Bikini. For the simpleton reason that she looks smokin hot and f-able. And for those who like to get cerebral about their jerk off material it's pretty damn funny that Paris Hilton is pictured cleaning a pool - or cleaning anything really. Like her vagina or your computer screen. Either of which likely needs a quality scrubbin.

LIfe & Style Weekly is reporting on backstage drama at Lindsay Lohan's SNL appearance last week. Apparently Tina Fey confronted Lohan on her erratic behavior and how she was wasting her acting talents, or some such schtick. I'm continually baffled over the popularity of Lindsay Lohan. Was Herbie Fully Loaded that great of a movie - aside from being a fantastic name for a porn film. In this photo of Lindsay in a bikini she looks like she's about 12. I don't get it.

Victoria Secret model Adriana Lima is hot. Check this photo of Adriana half naked. Now digest this. Adriana Lima is virgin. Yeah really. In a recent GQ article Lima admits to being the leading cause of blue balls. What kind of cruel joke would it be to date this chick! Check out a bunch more photos of Adrina Lima here.

The gossip sites are buzzing with stories of Jennifer Love Hewitt posing for Playboy. Word is that Hewitt is trying to shed the more wholesome image in an effort to be considered for more mature roles, so she's entertianing the thought of doing the magazine. I guess playing opposite a cartoon cat can get you typecast a bit. I can think of a number of roles for Jennifer Love Hewitt to play that would be considered more mature, and ironically they all do involve her being naked. Forget Playboy, I think I've got her fix. Check here for the story.

You've got to watch this unedited video of Paris Hilton. She on all fours in a green bikini on a lazy susan - really. Just spinning around. And around. The video is by Vincent Gallo. I can't quite put it into words but watching the video of Paris Hilton spinning in circles is confusing, mesmerizing and retarded all at once. I'm guessing it's a good representation of being inside Paris' head. See the Paris Hilton Vincent Gallo video here.

If you haven't seen the video of Brooke Burke and the Burger King dude you might be missing something, or maybe not. Does that sound confusing? Good. Then it's just like the video. I have no idea what the hell is going on. It's the big scary Burger King dude on a beach with Brooke Burke in a yellow bikini. Seriously. And he kind of wanders around after her like he's stalking her. I pretty much imagine that the unedited version has him tearing off Brooke's bikini and then eating her like a whopper. Or giving her the whopper or, uh, you get the picture, I mean video, or maybe you don't. You'll be just as confused when you watch.



File under Burger King Video.

In an effort to appeal to the endless desires of our public for celebrity bikini photos we proudly bring you photos of Jessica Alba wearing a bikini at the beach. We like to think of her as frolicking. If these aren't enough for you may be suggest a previous Alba post that everyone seemed to like, featuring a different angle of Jessica Alba sunbathing. And for more we'd suggest Hollywood Tuna.


File under Jessica Alba swimsuit photos.

With this post I'll sadly have to say goodbye. The Pulitzer Prize is mine and I'm leaving to work for the New York Times. My celebrity photo reporting skills have come to reaches echelons unknown. I proudly present a photo of Kirsten Dunst scratching her ass. And, to top that off, a nice photo of Paris Hilton in a bikini with her hand in her crotch. I will now pause for the applause. Hey that rhymes, cool. I have no explanation for these celebrity photos of Paris and Kirsten other than general comfort problems. It happens to everyone. Fortunately for most of us we don't have a telephoto lens stuffed up our crack when we partake in the scratch. (Not a pick, a scratch).





File under Paris Hilton BIkini Photos, Kirsten Dunst Bikini Pictures.

Bikini Clad Jessica Alba will be appearing in Esquire UK. Recently the U.S. version of Esquire named Jessica Biel the sexiest woman alive. Having Jessica Alba in the Esquire UK just goes to show the Brits might actually have better taste than us Americans. Not that Jessica Biel is a swine, but if you've seen Jessica Alba's ass in a bikini you'll probably agree, if not have an immediate heart attack or split the front of your pants.

Here to bring you a daily (or at least weekly) does of the popular dish. Another Jessica Alba Bikini photo. I think the recent Alba bikini photos are from Hawaii, but fact is you probably don't care.

Also check out Jessica Alba in Sin City.

File under Jessica Alba Bikini.