Scarlett Johansson, Ah, Sings?

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Scarlett Johansson has just released her Tom Waits cover album. Yet another actor diving in to the music world - that should have stuck to just acting. And if you're going to try your hand at singing WTF are you doing trying to cover Tom Waits. Go for some crappy pop music like Lindsay. Scarlett's singing sounds like a sick Sinead O'Conner. I'm pretty sure there are but a hand few of people who like or appreciate the genius ofTom Waits, and I there's probably less that are doing to dig Scarlett. And sadly I read David Bowie guested on the album? What the hell was he thinking.

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New Britney Spears Cartoon Video

Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Everyone's talking about Britney Spears new video for the single Break the Ice because it's animated, and supposedly Britney thought of the idea. Maybe she's not so dumb after all. She was at least able to figure out that she'd probably look better animated than with the current "train-wreck-chic" look she's got going. You've probably seen a few stills from the new animated video, but we've got the exclusive folks. That's right the entire new Britney Spears' animated video.



Ok. turns out we might have been wrong. I'm pretty sure that wasn't Crack the Ice, or whatever the hell it is, but hey, it was still all kinds of awesome.

Ok. If you really wanted to see Britney's anime video the real one's here after the jump.

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Heidi Montag Takes Her Boobs to the Beach

Monday, February 04, 2008


This must be a joke, no? This is the new Heidi Montag video? It's notable for lots of reasons. The first two are Heidi Montag's big boobs. I really defy you to get past those. But if you do you'll notice the video looks like it was shot on Betamax in 1982. WTF? Back to Heidi, yeah, the breasts are megafake, but if you like fake breasts you've love Heidi dancing around in her bikini of course you'll also need to love the sound of cats being strangled or have a pair of ice picks to stick in your ears to make it through the whole clip.

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Fergie Sings Live and Let Die

Monday, December 10, 2007

Movies that Rock will air Friday night and if their is a God they will edit out this version of the Wings' Live and Let Die. Paul McCartney would rollover in his grave if he saw this crap. Wait, Paul McCartney's not dead you say? Damn, well maybe there's still hope he can borrow one of Heather's legs and put an end to this madness.

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