Natalie Portman attended an Amfar benefit dinner at Cannes and busted some solid moves on stage. I haven't seen a video for this yet and I'll give benefit of the doubt, but from these stills I'm guessing it some hybrid George Bush / Elaine Benes looking action.

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Natalie Portman hit the red carpet in New York for the premiere of Mr. Magorium's Wonder Imporium (ah, yeah, no idea - kids' movie?). I'm not sure what color red that lipstick is, but ah, it's red. Really red. And I'm further perplexed by the gray blanket she seems to be wearing. But it all just goes to show, if you're pretty you can wear 15 pounds of makeup and a burlap sack, and simple-minded idiots will still take the time to post your photo on the internet. Wait, ah, did I just insult myself?

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In a crushing blow to trouser tents everywhere Natalie Portman has been quoted as saying she will not do nude scenes anymore. Unless you live under a rock - or don't care about naked celebrities - you know that Natalie took it all off for a nude scene in Wes Anderson's Hotel Chevalier, a 13 minute free online prequel to The Darjeeling Limited.

She said: "I'm really sorry I didn't listen to my intuition. From now on, I'm going to trust my gut more. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is say no."

Here's red carpet action from Darjeeling.

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Slow day for gossip, so we've got Natalie Portman hitting the red carpet for the Darjeeling Limited which premiered in LA last night. I saw a commercial for this flick last night. The only thing I knew about it up until them was that Natalie Portman got naked in the 'prequel' Hotel Chevalier. The Darjeeling Limited looks good though. You know it's going to be quirky if it's got either Wilson brother in it. And I'm a sucker for trains. A couple of picts of Rachel Roberts smuggling a watermelon as well. Trailer after the jump.

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The long awaited film Hotel Chevalier from director Wes Andersen is finally seeing the light of day - as is Natalie Portman's ass. There's been buzz about the film and Portman's nudity for a while now. One minute you read she was getting naked, the next she wasn't. But we can all rejoice. Indeed Natalie Portman is nude in Hotel Chevalier. Our mildly nsfw banner photo features a bit of crack (click for the nude version). And for those who would like to watch video of Natalie Portman Nude, well, there you go.

In a world of body doubles and computer generated nudity, it's refreshing to see Natalie keeping it real. Mind you it's only a little ass and a hint of sideboob thrown in, but hey it's Natalie Portman, stop complaining.

Seems like all the big stars end up doing commercials overseas. I guess they figure they can sellout and the American public won't know about it? Not really sure. I'd do it too. This commercial with Natalie Portman isn't half bad. She looks hot as hell. I've have no clue what she's doing swing a sword around, but hey, whatever. Watch the commercial here.

It's kind of a slow day so I thought a few premiere picts might fill things in. Natalie Portman in Paris as the opening of Je t'aime (Paris, I Love You). Hard to find fault with Natalie, but I threw in Emmanuelle Chriqui for good measure and Elijah Wood for those that dig the girly man.

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You make the call. Hard to tell if it's really Natalie Portman naked in this clip from Goya's Ghost or a body double. Some of the tight shots are definitely Natalie. But there's a long full length nude shot where her face is hidden. Probably not her, but it's not going to hurt you to watch it repeatedly to check. Barely NSFW, no worries.

Justine Timberlake hosted Saturday Night Live last night and sang what is likely to be a new Christmas classic - My Dick in a Box. I'm not the biggest Timberlake fan but you've got hand it to the guy - he bangs hot women. The SNL digital short My Dick in a Box is another classic, joining the ranks of P is for Portman now Shut the Fuck up - another nice and vulgar digital short. But as funny as My Dick in the a Box video was it doesn't quite hold up to my own Christmas song I sing each year to my girlfriend, "My Dick in Your Crotch". And if you think the song is good you should see that video.



Watch the uncensored version of A Special Christmas Box SNL short at NBC.com

So sad. Contrary to earlier widespread buzz Natalie Portman does not really appear naked in the upcoming movie Goya's Ghost. The actress’ agent squashed the buzz yesterday by telling Access Hollywood that the nude torture scene in the movie are performed by a body double, not Natalie Portman herself. It's a dark day folks. But at least we can look forward to seeing this hot duo on screen. Now how about those rumors of Natalie playing Indies' daugther in Indiana Jones 4??
Update: Natalie Portman will NOT be getting naked - Confused? Yes, so are we.

Natalie Portman has said she will appear completely nude in her upcoming film Goya's Ghosts. And frankly we couldn't be happier. If I've said it once, I'll say it again, or, one more time - nothing screams Oscar like being naked on film. At least that's what girlfriend kept screaming the last time I filmed her nude. (I'm confused though, my name's not Oscar, but I wasn't asking questions at the time). According to the naked celebrity bible - Mr. Skin.com - Natalie hasn't yet taken it all off on film. Best you might get some underwear in Garden State and this nipple see through.
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UPDATE: Natalie Portman will not be getting naked. Confused? Yes, so are we.

What happened to Natalie Portman's short hair? I'm guessing this is a wig? Whatever. It doesn't detrack from Natalie's see through shirt. I guess that's what's important. Not really the most flattering picture of Portman. But she's still hot.

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Ok. That's not George Bush. It's Natalie Portman with a monkey. The photos is freaking everywhere and I'm feeling sheepish so I'll join the heard and post it. It's a nice photo, and I really do like monkeys and I love Natalie Portman, so I guess it worthwhile. Now if you're really looking for monkey love I'd suggest you check this clip from CollegeHumor.com

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For fans of SNLs digital video shorts we were going to pass along Natalie Portmans' rap from this weeks Saturday Night Live. But it appears it's been removed from YouTube for copyright issues. Check your TIVO if you missed it. Natalie's the goods and this if funny stuff. OK. Update. Seems this link for the Natalie Portman SNL rap video is workin - for now. And if you really liked Natalie's rap then we've got the perfect shirt for you.
UPDATE. Seems none of the fine posters at YouTube understand what copyrighted material is. It's been pulled again. I think iTunes had a free download of a previous SNL short, so we'll keep our eye peeled for this one. Who ever thought Natalie Portman rapping would cause such a buzz. At least you can still get the shirt.

This story is really so very old. There have been tons of posts over the last few months about Natalie Portman's shaved head, but I don't think I've ever chimed in. This photo of Natalie Portman at a recent red carpet event clearly shows her without a shaven head - cause this head shaving business is old ass. Portman shaved her head for the movie V for Vendetta, back in May. The photo here is from a Berlin film festival, with her hair grown out a bit. I think Natalie looked good with a shaved head. She's got a great face which allows her to pull it off. The head shaving has come up with again with the movie premiere and some articles where Natalie talks about how she liked having a bald head.