Little morning game of name the nips. Spotted out shopping can you name the celebrity rack. Hint: it's all about the lips. (Click the pict when you give up.)

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While I've pondered putting up a 'best of' Cannes gallery I'm also lazy as hell. So pondering is about as far as it's gotten. But when Petra Nemcova's nipple almost pops out of her dress, well then the motivation kicks in. So to hell with a round up gallery, we'll just stick to Petra. Hit the hi-res version and check the slip for yourself - oh so close.

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British bombshell Katie Price, otherwise known as Jordan, put on some kind of superhero outfit, complete with a cape, to promote her new book called 'Jordan'. And as luck might have it, the properties of modern materials were no match for her breasts. One quick move and Katie's nipple flew right out. If you ask me it's an excellent way to promote a book - on anything. I'd venture to say she could probably sell a volume of encyclopedias if she were completely nude. Which brings me right to my idea of reviving that who door-to-door encyclopedia salesperson thing. Here's a clearly nsfw look at her franken-stitched nip.

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Here's a video of Eva Mendes appearing on some kind of talk show where she answers questions that appear on a TV screen. I have no idea where the audience is, and the room kind of looks like a padded cell, but that's a whole other story. What I do know is that Eva Mendes knows how to pick a dress - on big hole in the middle. I dare you to try and watch the clip and look her straight in the eye's. Go ahead, try. Can't do it can you?

Until I saw these pictures of Svetlana Metkina with her nipple popping out of the top of her dress I had no idea who she was. Hell, I still have no idea who Svetlana is. But I do know that raising your hand to wave so high that the top of your boob flys out of your dress is a great way to wave. These slip photos come from a recent Amfar event. Plenty of other red carpet eye candy including Rose McGowan and Petra Nemcova. Obviously you've got to click the pict or the thumbnails for the NSFW version of Svetlana Metkina.

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The undisputed heavy-weight champion of the giant nipple slip, Bai Ling, appeared in a cameo role on this week's episode of Lost. She played a love interest to Jack's in a flashback to time he spent in Phuket, Thailand. We're used to seeing Bai Ling braless and fylin' free, but somehow (a dozen rolls of gaffers tape and an iron girdle) they managed to rein in those nips and plant them in a push up bra. The story line had you believing she was a prostitute right until the end, when it was revealed she was actually a quasi-voodoo empowered tattoo artist. Sounds about right actually. For fans of Bai Ling and her assets I'm pretty sure you can catch the episode on abc.com.

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times - if you want to sell a movie show your nipples. Simple as that. And it looks like Kate Bosworth and her nipple have taken my advice. Here's a picture of Kate slipping a nip at the premiere of Superman in Japan. (Photo courtesy X17).

Here's a fine picture of Emmanuelle Chriqui on the red carpet at the Miami Vice premiere. Emmanuelle's quickly risen up my hot list with her role on Entourage as Eric's girl friend Sloan. She's hot enough as it is, as evidenced by this I-wish-it-was a nip slip photo, but then to see her on Entourage kissing some chick in a threesome - forget about it, she's off the charts. I know Entrouage isn't everybody's bag, and I'll admit this third season started out a little over the top, but it's worth a watch for Emmanuelle Chriqui alone.

File under Emmanuelle Chriqui, Entourage.

Yet another celebrity wardrobe malfunction. This catch is Mischa Barton hanging out of a purple dress. It's a classic celebrity nip slip shot really. Archetypal I'd say - the slightly stunned expression, like she knew her breast was falling out her dress, even though she really doesn't - the slight nipple slip, tasteful if you will, nothing like a Bai LIng where you let your tits just hang out everywhere. And then there's the setting, again, classic stuff, exiting a car, how many times have we seen Paris Hilton's vagina doing this. But again Mischa heightens the experience with the subtle slip. Perfect I say.

So we're gearing up for a topless and debaucherous holiday weekend, so before full inebriation kicks in we thought we'd throw up a link list to the best celebrity nipple slips. Call it a celebration of the independence of the nipple. A slip list would not be complete without Paris Hilton falling out at her video shoot. Recently crowned MILF Gwen Stefani gave a peek at the MTV Awards. Keira Knightley Esquire side view slip is a good one as well. And perhaps the queen of the nipples, Bia Ling and her giant pair. Without a doubt one of the most popular celeb slips came courtesy Lindsay Lohan at the GM Fashion Awards, a fantastic side view full boob shot.

Then there is the celebrity braless category, which includes the incomparable Jessica Alba MTV Awards Appearance - more of a celebrity see through kind of thing really. And of course man girl Brooks Shields pecks. (Sorry about that one!). Clear your palette with a Keira Knightley beach see through. And a nice Sheryl Crow see through. And let us not forget the total mess that is, Tara Reid's big fake cans.

We're not totally sure of the official nip rules, but for sake of celebration we're going to throw in few nipple moments that are really more than a slip, more like celebrities just letting their boobs hang right out. Pamela David watching soccer for starters. Jodie Marsh's giant boobs have reached the point of no return. And what the hell, let's throw in some Maria Sharapova Cameltoe, just for good measure. And for those viewers who still haven't got their fill of celebrity nakedness we'd recommend finishing yourself over at MrSkin.com.

My days as a European playboy have drawn to a close, so I haven't been following the whole World Cup Soccer thing. But I've found two great reasons to start watching, which can be summed up in one wonderful word - boobs. Because if this is how women sit around and watch the sport of soccer in Europe then this is my sport. Click the photo to see the NSFW version of Pamela David's massive nipple slip.

Here's a photo of what might be Paris Hilton cameltoe at the Cannes film festival. I've hired the guy in the suit that appears off the right side of the photo to follow Paris around and point out any cameltoe that may appear. As you can see he's doing his job just fine. Unfortunately news is that Paris Hilton's album has been delayed yet again. Perhaps until September.  And here's a photo of Paris Hitlon's boob almost falling out her shirt. Which has nothing to do with her album, but ya know. whatever.

What happened to Natalie Portman's short hair? I'm guessing this is a wig? Whatever. It doesn't detrack from Natalie's see through shirt. I guess that's what's important. Not really the most flattering picture of Portman. But she's still hot.

Here's a photo of Keira Knightley in her underwear from an upcoming magazine article. That's it. Need I really say more? Ok, a little more, how about the words - Keira Knightly nipple slip - I'll say that too. That's it now.

Couple shots here for Portugal's fashion week. Apparently bra's aren't in style in Portugal. Super. Neither are shirts that button up. Again - a big plus. Click the picts for the NSFW nipple polloza.

It's a link fest for those celebrity nipple slip fans. Nothing more really than a typical round up celebrity photo watching, but all stuff our male readers will dig. Here ya go.

A Britney Spears Slip? - Check your nips

You can see right through Tori Spelling

Joanna Mastroianni's runway nipples

Danni Minogue naked with a stripper - forget the nipple slip, it's full breastage here. NSFW of course.

File under Celebrity See Through.

Gwen Stefani can look hot as hell at times, but i'll admit I'm hardly aware that Gwen Stefani even has breasts. Let's face it - she's got little boobies. So seeing photos of a Gwen Stefani nipple slip at the recent MTV 2005 music awards was a bit suprising, but pleasant none the less. I don't even know what the hell MTV Award they were, nor care, cause they all suck, and seeing a celebrity nipple is about the only thing that makes these tolerable - maybe. A Gwen Stefani nip slip at least makes it worth the acknowledgment they exist. Boobs and nipples always make for ratings ya know. I'd tag this photo of Gwen Stefani's nipple as NSFW, but I don't even think it qualifies.

File under Gwen Stefani Nip Slip at MTV Awards.

Ran across of video clip of Nicole Richie during an interview with some media. She's playing with her loose top and the end result is a Nicole Richie nipple slip on film. You can check it out at CollegeHumor.com. I know it's not as good as watching a Paris HIlton sex tape, but how often do you see a scarecrow with nipples? If the Nicole nip slip interview video isn't good enough for you than here's an old pict of Nicole Richies nipple ring.

MSNBC's gossip column is reporting that there is yet another, new Paris Hilton sex tape. This time with Tom Sizemore, the star of Saving Private Ryan. Sizemore claims he's got more size, sorry bad joke, Tom Sizemore claims that after a party at his house Paris Hilton busted some explicit moves and suggested that the two should have sex. And of course if you're Paris Hilton it seems the only way to have sex is on tape, video, or in front of a crowd. The Hilton sex tape is supposed to go on sale today! $24.95. The Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal DVD. Paris denies there is any new sex tape. Seems like there are celebrity sex tapes coming out everyday. We should all be happy about that. And, why shouldn't their be a new Paris Hilton sex tape, she's the queen after all. No word on if Paris' ferret was involved in anyway.

File under Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

Just making good on a daily dose of celebrity see through dresses. This time we've got Tara Reid's see through dress, from I don't know here, nor do I care. This is nothing compared to Tara's pass nip slip adventures in front of the media. Actually that was more a full boob slip in from of a whole press crew. And Tara Reids big fake boob was really more frightening then sexy. I'd stay with the see through dress routine if I were Tara. Lettin' the girls loose is a little much.

File under Tara Reid.

Couple of photos from the Esquire issue with Keira Knightley. One of which features a Keira Knightley nip slip. Another example of braless celebrities brightening your day.

File under Keira Knightley.

In start contrast to Jessica Alba's Ass and its power of spiritual inflation we have Brooke Shields manly look to demonstrate that there are some stars who should wear a bra to avoid those nip slips, and perhaps more clothing in general and maybe head gear. Brooke Shields nipple slip, which is really just a see through dress, is surprisingly unattractive and we apologize for posting this anywhere near Jessica Alba's ass.

File under Nip Slip, Celebrity+Nipples.

I say no - that is if you like looking like a praying mantis. Nicole Richie is so skinny Courtney Love could use her as a toothpick - if she hasn't already eaten her. Richie has reduced herself to a fantastical bobble head look. I don't care how skinny you like your woman. Nicole Richie is too skinny. I had to laugh at recent photos of a Nicole Richie nip slip. What's the point in covering your chest at all when you have no boobs. I guess just to hide that oh-so-in skeletor look.

File under nicole richie.

An outstanding piece of late night entertainment last night as Desperate Housewife Teri Hatcher appeared on the Jay Leno Show. In the midst of the brilliant dialog came a conversation about Teri Hatcher's breasts. I can't begin to recall how the topic came about but she took the time to point out that she prefers to wear natural fitting bras that don't push her boobs up and have no padding, and likes to let them appear as their natural, 40+ year old selves. Riveting I tell ya!

From that came a short discussion on her nipples, and the cold environment they must both work in, which causes the girls to frequently stand at attention. This is apparently is problem for ABC, as Teri said they've spent thousands upon thousands of dollars digital removing her erect nipples. All of this apparently due to the weather and unpadded bra's she prefers to sport.

Now, I'm a bit confused. Considering the type and caliber of Desperate Housewife's, why is ABC bothering to remove Terri Hatcher's nipples? Wouldn't that be a plus? I mean it's not Sesame Street. Aren't nip ples good ratings? I'm sure they were for Jay Leno. I guess ABC likes em smooth.

Keep your eye on the breasts and see if you can catch a nip slip.