If you have never seen Bravo's reality show Real Housewives of New York City new naked cast member photos might make you check it out. Housewife Alex McCord's nude pictures are cause problems between contestants. SplashNews reports that housewife Romana Singer is pissed because, well, basically Alex McCord's vagina is upstaging everyone else.

"She thinks it's inappropriate for the Real Housewives of New York City to be posing in photos. But are there any South Florida snaps or only up here?" she motioned with her hands around her chest.

What she's trying to say is that Alex McCord's moose knuckle is somehow unacceptable content for the show. And that's to say nothing of her Bai Ling sized nips. Hit Splashnews for the snaps.

Well, according to TMZ anyway. But it sounds like there is no Kristin Davis sex tape. Damn. Reports say the naked photos of Kristin giving a hummer and, the new full frontal nudes in the bathtub, are from back in 1992 and were sold by a disgruntled boyfriend. But no tape.

So it seems our original opinion was both wrong and right. We suspected that while the photos looked like Kristin the tape was a fake. So we're sort of right. There is no Kristin Davis sex video, but we missed on the picts. And our reader poll was pretty much slip down the middle, with just over half of the voters believing there really was a home sex tape from Kristin. And for a consolation prize apparently there are more naked pictures of Kristin that we haven't yet seen. We'll take that.

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Naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan may soon be hitting the newstands. Lindsay appears completely naked in a photoshoot for New York magazine. The multi-page spread is a tribute to Marilyn Monroe and recreates some of Monroe's classic nudes. Lohan has some of the most followed breasts in the business, loved by many, and already seen by many more, Lindsay's most popular assets can soon be seen by aall. While many of the shots feature Lindsay half covered in see through fabrics, there are a few that are completely unobscured. Fans of Lohan have never had a shortage of boob pictures - with near famous 'slips' like this from the GM fashion show, or these kind of see through snaps. But the Holy Grail of celebrity boobs pictures have been located and they're coming to a newstand near you. Oh, and did you want to actually see the nude pictures of Lindsay Lohan in New York Magazine. Well here you go.

Hong Kong film star Gillian Chung has been caught up in a sex scandal that rivals the likes of Paris Hilton. Explicit nude photos of the Chinese actress hit the internet prompting Chung to issue a formal statement acknowledging the images. The nude pictures feature Gillian Chung and another actor Edison Chen engaged in sex acts. The shot were stolen from a personal computer along with some 1,300 other private celebrity photos. (Who's computer was this?) And you know where there's a computer full of photos, videos usually follow. Perhaps Paris can lend her a little assistance on working the job title of 'porn star' into her resume.

Quick video flashback today to give you a look at what Tera Reid's boobs looked like before the out of control implant phase. Here's Tera topless with Jerry O'Connell in a classic nude scene from BodyShots. Clearly before Tera got even the first round of breast implants. Hit up MrSkin for a complete run down of Tera on screen nude catalog. Enjoy the clip.

Rumor has it that short-lived boytoy and paparazzi photographer Adnan Ghalib is shopping semi nude photos of Britney Spears from their weekend together. X17 reports that Adnan's agency shopped the nude photos to the UK tabs but failed to fetch the $5 million they were after. Instead the shots were reportedly sold to an Australian agenecy Finalpixx for only $57 G because they 'weren't very good'.

Wow, so naked photos of Britney Spears won't sell for millions? Who would have guessed. First, we've already seen Britney semi-nude about a million times. Hell, she drives around town semi-nude - see. Second, almost everyone in the free world has already seem her vagina - more than once. Hell, half of them have probably been through it's turnstyle.

 

There are some things in life that take you by surprise and make you stop an look. Like someone naked, covered in gold paint - a la Bond's Goldfinger. Then again, when Paris Hilton is the one getting painted naked you say to yourself - "yeah, that's about right". Paris was photographed covered in paint in the mojave desert for something called the Rich Water Foundation . Paris' new line of RICH Prosecco will help raise money for the cause as well.

Eva Mendes is taking off all her clothes as part of an anti-fur campaign for PETA. Eva apparently would 'rather go naked' than wear fur. And let's face it, when you look like Eva Mendes that's a great idea. You can click that banner pict to find out exactly how naked Eva got. Here's a bit of Eva talking about fur:

I'd say the closest animal rights issue to me right now is being anti-fur. I feel like in recent years, due to pop culture, fur has made a comeback. Some people still see wearing fur as glamorous and a sign of prosperity. Personally I think wearing a baby chinchilla says, "I'm ignorant," vs. saying "I'm a badass."

Baby Chinchillas? Those things are so cute, and tasty. Ah, just kidding. Hey, and don't forget Alicia Silverstone stripped to fight fur too. That my friend is how you get involved in charity work.

David Beckham is going to be the new face of Armani underwear, or should I say the new ass? We're not in the habit of posting up naked dudes, but I thought I'd throw one out for the ladies. I don't know exactly how a naked picture of David Beckham is going to make me want to buy underwear, but hey whatever. And it's also a great demonstration of how far photo retouching has come in the 21st century. You can do anything with Photoshop - just look, they managed to put David's head right on the picture I have on my business cards. Nicely done guys.

The long awaited film Hotel Chevalier from director Wes Andersen is finally seeing the light of day - as is Natalie Portman's ass. There's been buzz about the film and Portman's nudity for a while now. One minute you read she was getting naked, the next she wasn't. But we can all rejoice. Indeed Natalie Portman is nude in Hotel Chevalier. Our mildly nsfw banner photo features a bit of crack (click for the nude version). And for those who would like to watch video of Natalie Portman Nude, well, there you go.

In a world of body doubles and computer generated nudity, it's refreshing to see Natalie keeping it real. Mind you it's only a little ass and a hint of sideboob thrown in, but hey it's Natalie Portman, stop complaining.

PETA ads featuring actress Alicia Silverstone naked are making plenty of waves. TV spots that accompany her nude print ad have been pulled from Houston cable company Comcast - presumable because they're really stupid. The ads show Silverstone getting out of a pool naked and presumably smoking hot because she's a vegan.

If PETA is looking to try and get people to stop eating animals and wearing fur then showing hot skinny naked chicks like Alicia Silverstone is a pretty good idea. Let's face it the statics show that like, what 99% of people in the U.S. weigh over 400 pounds, right? Or is it 450? Whatever, if there was ever motivation to stop eating - anything - Alicia Silverstone in the nude is it. Because either you want to look like her, or have sex with her - and the only way to do either is to shut your trap and stop eating. Or hire the the photoshop wizards that made her look her middle-aged body this damn hot.

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A naked picture of Vanessa Hudgens popped up on the net this week. When I first saw the photo (full frontal nude by the way) I really thought it was a fake. Vanessa's face looked like it had been photoshopped on to some other hairy chicks body. But a rep for the star of High School Musical issued a statement to TMZ saying it was a "personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public."

Wow, nice job man. They should have pulled an Atonella Barba and just kept quiet. I think everyone would have thought it was a fake photo. People wouldn't have really believed the nude photo of Vanessa Hudgens was real. Teenagers everywhere could have gone on spending their afternoons (evenings and weekends) wondering what she looked like naked. Smart move, now just Zac Efron and the entire world know. This gossip would be even more compelling if I even knew what High School Musical was or who Vanessa Hudgens is, but of course I'm not a teenager - though I do have those dashing looks.

A naked photo of Cisco Alder, boyfriend of Mischa Barton appeared last week as part of the booty found in Paris Hilton's storage unit. Cisco Alder says Mischa "wasn't too excited" by the photo, but was otherwise OK. I was excited enough to scrape off my own retina's with a spoon. You don't want to see Cisco Alder naked. Really. And if you read this account of Mischa's reaction to the photo it sounds like she was definitely NOT thrilled.

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I keep seeing bits of gossip about nude pictures of Melania Trump. The nude photos of the Donald Trumps wife (Melania Knauss) are way old and suck. Daily News ran a bit about naked photos of Melania being delivered to Trump a few day's before their wedding. Supposedly the topless pictures were first published in the magazine Celebrity Sleuth. Of course Melania denied they were her and from what I can remember it's hard to tell if they even are. You can waste your time trying to find them or check out the quality topless boobies of Hanna Hilton. Your call.

Holy crap, mother of god. I know just about every gossip site around has posted photos of Christina Aguilera naked in GQ, but dammit that is some fine action. My damn subscription to GQ ran out a while back but photos like this make it worth subscribing again. With Britney popin out kids the long standing duo clearly has a winner - Christina's naked tits! I know they're implants but they look pretty good here. Christina is becoming the new Madonna and we can only hope next up is a sex book.

The most downloaded woman on the internet - Cindy Margolis - is finally going to pose nude for Playboy. It's about damn time, oh but wait, she's 40 now. What the F-?.

"Thank goodness for 'Desperate Housewives.' You're not dead just because you are married and have children," the actress and model said Monday, on the phone from her Los Angeles home.

But your career might be dead, after all you're on Celebrity Cooking Showdown. Now it's time to show some tit and really get things started again. Probably a good idea, because FYI, I think the 'most downloaded woman' status is a no longer true. I'm pretty sure she was passed up by that chick that blows donkey about 2 years ago. But Playboy certainly can hurt. Source

Yahoo News has an AP story the proves some people might be a little too interested in James Bond movies. A group of wacky people is threatening to boycott the upcoming James Bond film Casino Royale because of the new actor playing James Bond. Pierce Brosnan is no longer 007, instead Casino Royale will feature British actor Daniel Craig, who has started in The Jacket and Munich. In what is one of the best quotes I've heard in ages the New York Times has desribed Daniel Craig as a, "pale, flattened face and large, fleshy ears". I love that. The problem here is that these fans may not know that they are also, in effect boycotting Eva Green naked, by boycotting the film. Not a smart move. I could understand a boycott if say, you were going to replace Jenna Jameson with Bea Arthur, but with James Bond, get a grip, the movies aren't that good anyway.

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So, thankfully, the old rumors about Jessica Simpson being the next Bond girl are not true. Instead we've got a much better pick. Eva Green will be the next Bond girl in the upcoming Bond movie. Page Six has the story. Eva Green, a French actress will play Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale, which was the first of Flemming's James Bond books. And of course being a French actress, Green has her share of French movies, which equates to huge amounts of nudity. For proof we suggest you check out The Dreamers with features Eva Green naked and pretty much having enough sex to out do any soft core porn. If only they could make Bond movies this way. Eva Green could save them all, no matter how ridiculous. And let us mention one more time Eva Green is so seriously nude in The Dreamers you need to check it out.

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For fans of My Fair Brady and Adriane Curry, winner of America's Next Top model, your day is here. Naked photos of Adrianne Curry. I'm feeling pretty lazy tonight so I'll pass on posting photos myself and refer you to Gorilla Mask. Really no big surprises from Curry's playboy spread, she's practically be naked in just about every episode of My Fair Brady anyway, but now you get to complete your mental picture. And the lesbian like shot with Adrianne and some other naked chick will certainly do you good. Enjoy.

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For all the Lindsay Lohan followers I have news equal to finding the Holy Grail. Lindsay Lohan will be naked. Better than that. Lindsay will be nude in photos! Lohan is taking it all off for an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair, due to hit newstands on January 10. We first posted on the Lohan Vanity Fair connection back in September. E Online quotes Lindsay on the nude Vanity Fair shoot,

We just kind of went for it and decided to push the envelope.

Guys will now be going for it themselves and pushing something other than envelope. I saw some of the photos on E last night. I wouldn't actually grease the monkey yet.

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I never thought I'd see the day that I write about nude photos of a Fox Sportscaster, but when the naked photo is of Fox's Lauren Bowden it gets me typing. The story is that a nude photo of Lauren Bowden spread eagle has been let loose on the web by an ex-boyfriend. If you're not familiar, Lauren Bowden is a Fox Sports sideline reporter and also daughter of Clemson University football coach Tommy Bowden. Female sports reporters have brought a whole new dimension to sideline sports reporting - mainly breasts. This has got to be the first nude photo scandal revolving around a sports reporter. It's about time we brought the class and dignity of celebrity nudes and amateur porn over into the sports entertainment area. We'll have to wait and see whether the nudes are fake or real, but for now we say, way to go Lauren, now let's see some sideline boob.

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But it sure looks like her. A recent issue of porn magazine Xtreme features a Tyra Banks look a like on the cover. The cover headline is also "Totally Tyra". The combination of the two was responsible for several passer bys of my local news stand to walk straight into a nearby light pole. Myself included. Heed my warning, look where you're going.

I guess you can qualify swimsuit photos of Nikki Ziering as being half naked. Technically they are probably like 95% naked, but half is more than enough to describe the amble skin shown by Nikki. The photo comes courtesy Gorilla Mask. Honestly not sure how recent, but do you really care!

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You see it everyday. Nude photos from your past come up to bite you in the ass, or at least the boobs. Cameron Diaz is no different than the rest of us who have left nude polaroids at countless Ex's houses, workplaces, dry cleaners, etc... Happens all the time you know. Diaz testified that:

"she was not ashamed of topless pictures taken early in her career by a photographer who threatened to sell them before the release of one of her films."

Apparently the photographer who snapped Diaz topless is being charged with grand theft, forgery and pergery. The photographer John Rutter (I thought he was dead? Oh, dah, that's John Ritter. It would have been even better if John Ritter had taken them.) attempted to sell the photos to Cameron in 2003 before the release of Charlie's Angels: Fully Loaded. God only knows the photos could have only helped that fine piece of cinema.

The topless Diaz nudes where taken in an abandoned warehouse in 1992 for an edgy European magazine. Yeah that sounds professional. I read that as soft-core porn. Cameron Diaz stated she "felt that it was a safe environment. It was a professional shoot. It wasn't like in a back alley, `take your shirt off.'" Uhh Huhh. K. Gotcha. Anyway a supposed deal with the photog went bad, blah blah blah, Cameron Diaz end up in court, blah blah. I've lost interest in any details expect for the fact that Cameron Diaz was naked, nude, topeless whatever. Now where are the picture already.