Pamela Anderson was spotted over the weekend laying out in a bikini and reading a this book. Yeah, I know. Amazing. She can read! All I can say is Ashton Kutcher you got us again.

 

I think most of us have already seen every part of Pamela Anderson humanly possible, but it looks like we're going to see more. Pam has signed up with the E! Channel to do an 'observational documentary' - which is fancy way of saying 'reality show'. What is she too good to do a reality show? From the E! release:

Viewers will get to know the real woman behind the famous breasts and follow Pam as she tries to juggle love, career and peace of mind. Going beyond the fame and fortune, this is Pam at her core, living her life with no regrets.

Did E! really use breasts and juggle in same sentence? Nice work.

 

Pamela Anderson is pregnant with Rick Soloman's baby. And the divorce is now back on. If you recall early last month she announced she was getting divorced, then days later announced she wasn't. And if you check our predictions we were right on the money when we placed the over-under at only 30 days. I wouldn't have predicted that Pam got pregnant, though I recall some rumblings at the time. The pregnancy is just a bonus I guess.

Update: In response to the pregnancy buzz Pam has issued a one-word response on her blog. "No". We'll there's a first.

 

The NyPost is reporting that the reason for Pam Anderson's false start divorce was magic man Criss Angel.

Spies in Las Vegas say Anderson spent Dec. 8, the night before her final performance with magician Hans Klok, "cozying up to" publicity-loving illusionist Criss Angel at club LAX. Pictures were taken, gossip was spread - and Salomon "hit the roof when he found out Pam was hanging out with Criss while he was off at a poker tournament. They had a huge fight," and Anderson filed for divorce a few days later.

What is it with Pam Anderson and magicians? First Tommy Lee makes a garden snake disappear inside her, then she's jumping out of boxes with this Hans Klok character and now she's cozying up to Criss Angel?

 

I'm not even sure I'm bothering to post this but Pamela Anderson is now not getting divorced. TMZ reports Pam and Rick have called off the divorce and everything is just fine. Really? Alright, new over/under - 30 days to another divorce announcement. Make up your mind already.

 

Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce Rick Soloman after just two months of martial bliss. I'm not exactly sure where the over/under was on Pam's marriage but I'm guessing this wasn't far off. What a shame too. Pam put all of that planning into the big wedding, oh, yeah wait. That's right they got marriage on her smoke break between magic shows in Vegas.

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Pamela Anderon and PETA served up Thanksgiving dinner, vegan-style, at a homeless shelter in Las Vegas. While I can't quite endorse the serving of Tofurkey, or PETA ruining an otherwise glutenous holiday, it's nice to see celebrities behave like real people. Pam took a break from being sawed in half and helped serve up big DD cups of holiday cheer and vegetarian dinner to folks who might not have otherwise got a hot meal. As for myself I prefer my bird with a filet on the side and like to dine while ensconced in chinchilla.

Newly married Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra helped Richard Branson celebrate new flights on Virgin America in Vegas. And by celebrate, I mean they got picked up and man-handled. If you've ever wondered what kind of moves you can get away with when you have a billion dollars take a look at Richard Branson throwing Pam and Carmen around on the red carpet.

Wait, did I say jugs, no, I mean mugs. Yes big mugs. Pamela Anderson got married yet again this weekend to Rick Solaman. The Vegas ceremony took place in the break between her 7 pm and 10 pm magic show with Hans Klok. Wow, sounds romantic, one minute Pam's being sawed in half, the next she's married - and then gets sawed in half again. I heard that's the new trend in weddings, just getting married on your coffee break.

 

Pam Anderson has reportedly got herself a marriage license to wed none other than Rick Salomon. If you're not familiar with who Rick Salomon is he pretty much fits right in line with Pam's brood of husbands. Rick was once married to Shannon Doherty. And of course appeared with Paris Hilton in the now famous One Night in Paris sex tape.
Soruce.

Pam Anderson appeared on the Today show with Dutch 'illusionist' Hans Klok. Pam is not some part of Hans' Vegas magic show. I can't really figure it out, but I'm guessing she's pretty much one step away from standing in front of cars at car shows. I'm not real sure why Pam Anderson is grabbing her own ass in the picture. Perhaps she was worried about Hans Klok hiding something in it?

Pam Anderson celebrated her 40th birthday as any 40 year-old should - by surrounding themselves with much less attractive people. This picture is of Pam blowing out her birthday candles with the president of PETA. I couldn't imagine why you'd want to celebrate your birthday with the president of PETA, unless maybe you were really self-conscious and trying cover for the fact your birthday cake was made from baby seals. Or your underwear was made of chinchilla pelts. (BTW - awesome).

I guess technically only parts of Pam Anderson are really 40 years-old. I'm sure there's someway to figure out her average age by calculating the nipple differential, angle of the sun and then factor in Occam's razor - but complex physics never were my strong suit. Just stunning looks and a razor sharp wit.

Pamela Anderson has something to do with a new magic show in Vegas. The Beauty Of Magic with Hans Klok at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino features Pamela Anderson doing, ah magical things? We've all seen Pam Anderson make stuff disappear right into her body so I'm not sure what's left. If Hans Klok were really good at magic you'd think he could maybe make her nipples point in the same direction.

Pamela Anderson is looking as large as ever at a photocall for the movie Blonde and Blonder. As mind boggling as Pam's giant boobs can be that's nothing compared to the mental power I'm using trying to understand why Pamela Anderson is showing a movie at the Cannes film festival. Isn't Cannes for esoteric art house films made by brilliant snobbish directors that never see wide release? If all it takes is a couple big jugs to get a movie into Cannes then I've got some riveting footage of the inside of my fridge I'll be submitting next year.

Pam Anderson is doing Playboy, yet again. It's almost not worth posting (except it is). Pam getting naked in Playboy really isn't much different than the sun coming up each morning, or Paris Hilton slipping a crotch - all of these things happen everyday - and each make me horny - ok, well not Paris. Click the pick for a NSFW naked shot of Pam in Playboy and tell me if she isn't one step away from Japanese anime. And it's worth pointing out that she's leading in votes by landslide over at the The Burning Bra for the Most Overrated Boobs.

It's being widely rumored that Kazahkstan superstar Borat was the final straw leading to Kid Rock and Pam Anderson's divorce. The story goes that Kid Rock erupted at Pam after viewing a screening of the Borat movie. I'm really not sure what the big deal is. So Pam got a marriage sack thrown over her head and ran around a parking lot like a lunatic. That doesn't make Pam Anderson a whore. Two of my three wives got the marriage sack and really only of one of them would be considered a whore, and only weekends. If Borat really did cause the divorce we should have sent him over to Britney and K-Feds house a long time ago.

Andy Dick Roasting Pamela Anderson - video powered by Metacafe
Andy Dick is one of the most annoying people on the planet, however this roast of Pamela Anderon is pretty funny. From Tommy's dick to Pamela's tits Dick's got it covered, Andy even feels her up.. Pretty funny video.

Pam Anderson and Kid Rock got married on Saturday on a yacht in Saint-Tropez. From this photo of Pam and Kid you can tell it was a hi-brow affair. The marriage isn't actually legal, but have no fear, Pam is quoted as saying, "I'm going to get married a few times this month to the same guy". I'm not sure why you need to get married several times to the same person. Only thought I have is that you plan on partying so hard that you won't be coherent enough to remember the ceremony, or you're trying really hard to make it stick? Or, looking at Kid Rock's point of view I could see making a tour out of it just to point out to everyone that you've locked up a piece of ass that hot. OK makes sense now. BTW, I love this photo of the dude scopin' Pam Anderson's tits, which is pretty much what any guy in any photo of Pam looks like. Source. File under Pam Anderson. File under Kid Rock.

When you have breasts as large as Pam Anderson's they really take on a persona of their own. People stop caring what Pam's doing, it's more about what her boobs are doing. Same goes for Tera Reid's boobs. So when Pam Anderson giant rack goes on vacation you see it in the headlines. And let's not forgot the giant nipples, which looks as if they're wandering off.

Pregnant Anna Nicole Smith's bump has been spotted. My question, who the hell of the father? Brandon Davis has joined team fire crotch. We reported the Jennifer Love Hewitt Playboy gossip earlier in the week, much to our dismay. But you can rejoice in seeing Vida Guerra and her boobs in the upcoming Playboy issue, despite the fact many flag her as a marginal Buttaface.

IDLYITW brought us Madonna has apparently befriending wayward Lindsay Lohan, perhaps prepping her up for a Kaballah conversion? I guess after loosing Britney Spears the Kaballah needs a new celebrity on board. If I'm running a first rate celebrity packed religion the last thing I need would be Britney on my side. If you're going to promote a religion, such as Scientology, then you really need this guy helping you.

This chick gets a boner from Anderson Cooper, don't ask me how that works. The renowned creator of the Lindsay Lohan fire crotch, Brandon Davis, may have entered rehab. Probably a good idea if you seen the fire crotch video.

Dlisted has a nice recount of the Britney Spears dateline interview with Matt Lauer. Some fantastic mind altering quotes from the blabbering idiot. If you want the press to leave you alone Britney then act like a god damn adult and start doing a few simple things like properly strapping your baby in your car as opposed to using your tits as airbags while the kid rides shot gun in your lap. DListed has a nice run down of some quotes.

Kate Moss escaped coke charges. Spiderman has a baby. Jessica Biel and a bag of crap. Beyonce gets Punk'd by PETA. Save Screech from Save by the Bell? Hell no. Peace.

Nothing Beats a Hot Nurse
Especially if she's beating you.

Lindsay Lohan Fat?
Compared to Nicole Richie anyone is.

Britney's Spears is an awesome mom
Really, no really. really.

Eva Longoria to the Maximus
More Maxim coverage for Longoria's cameltoe

Pamela Anderson is Inappropriate
But young boys will love here.

Sacha Baron Cohen - better know to HBO fans as Ali G did the world a favor and crashed Pamela Anderson's Malibu beach wedding. No, Anderson was getting married to Tommy Lee - at least not yet. Pam's dogs were getting married. Ali G was filming for next season's The Ali G Show and was in character as Kazakhstani journalist Borat Sagdiyev. I know people love their animals, but this shit is too silly. Good for Ali G goofing on this stuff. Apparently Pam wasn't too pleased and Cohen was arrested, but hey, you've got to do what you've got to do. Look forward to seeing it next season on HBO.

File under Ali G

And fyi, there is no such thing as free wardrobe malfunctioning unicorns named Jessica, just so you all know.

Tommy Lee's stab at a reality show airs tonight on NBC. Tommy Lee Goes to College follows the moronic rocker as he attempts to go back to school. Filmed last fall at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus the reality show put's Lee through his paces as a college students and sounds like it would rival Lee in stupidity. Perhaps one high point is Tommy Lee's sexy tutor Natalie Riedmann, a one time Miss Nebraska. Photos of Natalie Riedmann may soon show up in FHM as she's drawn attention from the pack of popular breast bearing men's magazines. Tommy Lee recently appeared on Comedy Central's roast of his ex-wife Pamela Anderson. Lee and his giant penis and sex tape received almost as many jokes as did Pamela Anderson's tits. Wait and see whether Lee's Back to School turns out to be the biggest joke of them all.

File under natalie riedmann.

Pamela Anderson's recent celebrity roast is appearing on comedy central. Hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, the roast features comedian's Silver Silverman and Howard Stern regular NIck DiPaolo among others. Also in attendance was the forever trashed Cortney Love who sat at the site of Pamela Anderson as the crew of comedians trashed everything from her vagina to her comedy series Stacked. One of he notable highlights was Pamela Anderson's see through black dress, which seemed a slightly odd choice to wear to your own roast, but just goes to prove her shameless nature.

Cortney Love appeared positively bizarre and hyperactive. Her antics were reportedly so lude that segments had to be edited out of the show after she simulated oral sex on an audience member. Anderson seemed to take the beating in stride. It was apparent from Anderson's see through dress that her nipples are now un-naturally on the TOP of her breasts. You think you'd back off on the implants when you can look straight down and be eye to eye with your nips.

File Under pamela anderson.