Petra Nemcova Wants You to Buy Stuff

Monday, June 30, 2008
Petra Nemcova is Not
If there's one law of marketing you should know, it's that hot chicks sell anything. And Petra Nemcova seems to sell it all. I think this is third time we've posted her up hawking some random product. This time it's Otto - which I believe is a German mail order catalog/company. Really who cares, by the time you're finished looks at her pictures she could sell you a glass of sand and you'd drink it. Especially when she's wearing a dress like this. While technically not see through, it has a distinct 'shape through' quality, as demonstrated by her nipples here.

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Photo: Wenn

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Check Out the Diamonds on Petra

Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Petra Nemcovas Awesome Cleavage

Petra Nemcova was photographed at the Hotel Savoy in Prague promoting ALO Diamonds. I'm not sure how practical running around in a diamond tiara is. I can think of about a million things that would make that thing fall off her head. As matter of fact I'm thinking of one thing in particular right this very second. And, ah, what was I saying? Oh yeah, Petra's diamonds. Nice.

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Photo: Wenn

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Petra Nemcova Can Sell Anything

Thursday, September 20, 2007
Petra Nemcova Sells Moet Chandon
Petra Nemcova was spotted in Spain helping to launch New Moet Chandon Be Fabulous Gold Bottle Champagne. We spotted Petra selling Saabs a while back too. I know there are a lot of brilliant marketing and advertising execs out there trying their hardest come up with ideas to sell stuff no one needs or wants. I can tell you in two words how you selling anything - Petra Nemcova! Hell, she could sell lead covered toys to kids - oh, wait, someone's already doing that.

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Photo: PRPhotos.com

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Petra Nemcova Needs No Explanation

Thursday, May 24, 2007
Petra Nemcova Has a Cute Smile
There are some things in life that are just so simple they don't need explaining. Like why I'd be posting photos of Petra Nemcova on the beach, back lite by the golden sun in a sheer white dress. The shots are from a photocall in Cannes with a bunch of Czech supermodels being shot a Fashion TV supermodel calendar. Have I explained enough?

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Photo: Z.Tomaszewksi / Wenn.com

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Petra Nemcova in Tribeca

Monday, April 30, 2007
Petre Nemcova Has Great Cleavage
The Tribeca Film Festival has been going on, which means endless premiere's for small films you'll never see or hear about again, and tons of celebrity red carpet photos. Since no one really wants to see fat men in tuxedos we're posting pictures of Petra Nemcova from the Tribeca happenings.

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Photo: Photorazzi.com

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Petra's Party Dress

Monday, April 23, 2007
Petra Nemcova in a Lacey Black Dress
Petra Nemcova attended the Bloomberg White House Correspondent Association After Party at the Costa Rican Embassy. As you would guess, an after party for anything having to do with the White House is pretty much blacktie. I doubt your going to catch any nipple slips, or pantiless upskirts, but we do have Petra Nemcova looking damn good. The fact that Sanjaya Malakar is seen photographed with her seems to be further proof that she has some sort of magnetic attraction for whiney singers. Let's not forget her Petra's last boyfriend James Blunt, or her bikini.

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Photo: Wenn.com

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James Blunt Runs Over People

Monday, February 26, 2007
Petra Nemcova and James BluntJames Blunt ran over a man's foot in an accident outside a pre-Oscar party. The man was a fan among a group of paparazzi. A photographer tells People.com:
"Suddenly James Blunt pulled out," recalls Santos. "I was across the street. I looked over and the guy was flat on his back. I was totally frightened. I thought maybe that he got flattened by the car. I thought he was fully run over. It was horrifying. It turns out that he started to get up slowly. His right lower leg near his foot was run over."
James Blunt looks like a deer in headlights. And considering he's dating Petra Nemcova I can understand why. It's probably a miracle he can even walk. Next time he should just put a brick on the accelerator and get busy in the back seat. Source

Photo: Photorazzi.com

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Petra Nemcova Boats with James Blunt

Thursday, February 15, 2007
Petra Nemcova and James Blunt in Ibiza
The world is clearly full of injustices. I'm not filthly rich and James Blunt has Petra Nemcova. Not only are James and Petra boating in Ibiza, they are hanging with Penelope Cruz. I say it's time for James Blunt to stop all the whining, man up and bust some moves.

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Photo: Photorazzi.com

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Petra Nemcova Sells Saabs at the Detroit Autoshow

Monday, January 08, 2007
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The Detroit Autoshow is the week which means that not only do you have crazy concepts cars like this, you have hot models standing in front of them. Case in point, Petra Nemcova selling a Saab concept car. If you'd like a little better look at the always hot Petra, might we suggest this wet tee pict. Personally I'd say Saab is overselling this thing. You get Petra to flash that rack and I guarantee you could sell a VM Thing to every straight man on the planet.

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