Here are some snaps from a recent party at the mansion. As usual it feature nudes Playmates walking around in bodypaint. Can you imagine what an awesome gig that is? How the hell do you score that? I tried like hell to tell my high school guidance counselor that body painting was my calling but she wasn't having any of it. But seeing as how I ended up a rocket scientist, screw her. And plus, I am now working hard on an edible bodypaint that can only be removed by the human tongue. Eight hi-res painted boobies here.

The Fourth of July is upon us and we've already started our holiday weekend. Which means only beautiful filler until Monday. We can only hope Lindsay and Sam run off to elope by then because not much else is happening. So we bring you Playboy's Dana Dicillo in a bikini. As you can imagine Dana ends up wearing far less, so if you want to check that out, head over here. (It's Playboy & obviously nsfw, so wait until you start your weekend to make that click. Ah, what the hell do it now.)

I'm proud to say I've never seen an episode of Tila Tequila's fake lesbian quest. But last night there was a season finale party for the show which included winner Kristy Morgan (does this mean she's a lesbian or bi?). Realizing that Kristy is absent from our catalog of stellar racks we thought now was as good of time as any to post her up. We also put some valuable research time into trying to determine if Kristy Morgan has ever gotten completely naked on camera and sure enough Kristy took it all off in a couple of issues of Playboy in back in 2006 and 2007. Including some pre-implant stuff.

It seems Playboy has snagged it's first tennis player. Ashely Harkleroad will appear in the August issue of Playboy. Taking a look at these two pictures of Harkleroad I'm not sure if seeing her naked is a good idea or not. We could only hope that Ashley's spread will spur on the competitive spirit from the likes of Maria Sharapova.

Hef and the girls threw a party to announced that playmate Jayde Nicole was named Playboys' Playmate of the Year for 2008. Jayde of course will take it all off in June's issue of Playboy where you can check out her tattooed instructions for use of her crotch. One word - Respect. Google yourself up a little naked Jayde while the boss is at lunch. Here are some clothed snaps of the PMOY luncheon.

I don't think it's possible for me to know less about the WWE than I do. But as with most things in life if you try hard enough you can find a smoking how chick somehow involved. Better yet, a naked one. WWE's Diva Maria getting naked this month in Playboy. Here's some picts of Maria Kanellis signing her Playboy cover at the Virgin Megastore. She's not naked but you can't complain about that dress.

Damn this guy. Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace is claiming to be pregnant with David Spade's baby. Grace appeared in the March 2005 issue of Playboy and has appeared a number of times on E!'s The Girls Next Door. While no paternity test has been taken Spade told TMZ "I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility".

Whoever can bottle David Spade's power is going to make a fortune. The hell with Superman, Spade's superpowers are the real deal. The guy looks like a homeless lawn gnome and he runs around sleeping with Playboy Playmates and Heather Locklear. See guys, it's not how you look, you just need to be really funny. Really funny, and really rich.

Check out Jillian Grace naked here (nsfw).

Proving that hooking up with a 70s child star really doesn't do much for your career, Top Model Adrianne Curry is getting naked in the January 2008 issue of Playboy. This isn't the first time either. Adrianne did Playboy a couple years back too. I'd categorize doing Playboy once as a 'career option' - you know something to kick start things - get you into B-movie with lots of gratuitous nudity. Doing Playboy twice, now that's a career choice. Next stop, living at the mansion and trading in her old guy for an even older one.

Well, we've heard about Kim Kardashian taking it off in December's Playboy for a while. For fans of Kim and her giant assets, Christmas has come early. Original rumors said there was no full nudity, just Kim covered up by various items, but that rumor happily proved somewhat false. It's not like it's Penthouse or anything, but Kim K is definitely naked, and most definitely photoshopped (as most Playboy models are).

Fans of Paris' pal Kim Kardashian will get a big treat this Christmas. Kim will be naked in December's issue of Playboy. The spread is reportedly 11 pages long, one of the longest ole' Hef has done in a while. She'll also be the cover girl.

Of course this isn't the first time we've all seen Kim Kardashian naked. Earlier in the year her sex tape with Ray J made the rounds, though never was fully released. There was plenty of naked Kim in the trailers that made it onto the net. And now fans will get a Playboy styled view of Kim's famous back 40. Though the shoot doesn't feature Kim completely nude, a breast and some of her ample backside are reportedly featured. You'll probably have to wait a bit before you find Kim on the Playboy site, but hey, doesn't hurt to check. (link is obviously nsfw). And here's a couple pictures of Kim as a preview.

Update: Here's a couple stills from the video of Kim's Playboy photoshoot. Looks like she's naked in once except for some well placed pearls.

So, if you're 'wearing' only bodypaint are you considered naked? Gemma Massey tries to help us solve this age old riddle. Gemma was naked and painted up for a Susan G. Komen fundraiser at the Playboy Mansion. This isn't the first time we tackled the nude bodypaint paradigm. Readers, what do you think? Naked or not?

 

PETA wrangled up a couple of Playboy Playmates from the past to help promote a 'national veggie dog day'. Having a couple of Playboy Playmates each hot dogs out of eat others mouths sounds enticing enough, except that they're old playmates. And they're eating veggie dogs, probably made of, what? Vegetables. If you're going to use the women of Playboy at least have them wolf down a bratwurst. To hell with this veggie stuff. What are they, animal activists? Oh, wait yeah, nevermind.

The Sports Dream Celebrity Poker Tournament was held yesterday at the Playboy Mansion. I guess when you're hanging out at the Mansion Playboy Playmates running around in bodypaint are par for the course. If this is what charity events are all about - count me in. As a matter of fact they can come on over promote my Human Fund charity any day. First fundraiser - charity car wash. I'll leave you to imagine the rest, but let's just say it's sheer genius. A lot more of Brittani Lantz here (way nsfw fyi).

Giving a whole new meaning to Die Hard, Bruce Willis is reportedly dating Playboy Playmate Tamara Witmer. Damn that dude! First Demi now a 23 year-old Playboy Playmate. Tarama weighed in on dating a 52-year old:

Witmer, for one, isn't bothered by the age difference. "People expect that," she says. She admits being "a little nervous" when she recently met the "Die Hard".

Nervous. She should have worried about giving the dude a heart attack. The bikini cameltoe is one thing, but he's 52, seeing Tamara Witmer nude would probably kill him.

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I don't watch much of the Apprentice, but apparently I might have been missing out. Apprentice contestant Kristine Lefebvre is doing Playboy magazine. I'm sure it's full of massive airbrushing, photoshopping and elfin magic as any Playboy spread is, but Kristine looks hot none the less. And let's face it, there's no end to your success when you show up to a board meeting looking like that.

Celebrities turned out this weekend at the Playboy Mansion for the Celebrity Poker Tournament to the Urban Health Institute. The popularity of poker has baffled many, particularly when it comes to watching it on t.v. like a sport. Yeah, big stretch, I know. But if there ever was a reasonable explanation for its poplarity it might be that Playboy Playmates like Katie Lohmann dress up in bunny suits to play. That, and sitting across the poker table from Jennifer Tilly's cleavage for hours on end.

Scarlett Johansson has made the top of Playboy's Sexiest Celebrity list. Well choosen if you ask us. The likes of Christina Aguilera, Jessica Lopez and Jessica Alba also made the list. Pretty much anyone who is smokin hot and has a rack like Scarlett's. I'd love to see a trend where the top 25 picks also pose nude in Playboy. Until then I'm going to have to work on perfecting my xray vision so I can see through Scarlett's sweater. Something to keep me busy anyway.

Air Force Staff Sergeant Michelle Manhart has been relieved of her duties after posing nude in February's issue of Playboy Magazine. Michelle Manhart posed wearing dog tags, work out clothes and of course completely naked. I've never really thought about nude pictures getting you kicked out of the military. Wouldn't seeing Michelle Manhart nude be a morale booster for troops? Certainly better than seeing naked pictures of your enemy. Although I supposed looking at nude pictures of your Staff Sergeant might make it tough to fly a plane, although I regulary read Playboy while driving and I don't seem to have any problems. But that's me, and I'm exceptional.

Fox News reports that Miss USA Tara Connoer has tested positive for cocaine and is likely to be stripped of her crown. If dethroned runner-up Tamiko Nash will become the new Miss USA. I don't really follow these pageants but I'm making notes now for when I run. Let's see, as a national spokesperson with a title containing USA you're not allowed to snort cocaine, drink underage, or, what was that other thing, oh yeah, pose in Playboy. So essentially becoming Miss USA means you have no life. Got it. Scratch that.
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Pam Anderson is doing Playboy, yet again. It's almost not worth posting (except it is). Pam getting naked in Playboy really isn't much different than the sun coming up each morning, or Paris Hilton slipping a crotch - all of these things happen everyday - and each make me horny - ok, well not Paris. Click the pick for a NSFW naked shot of Pam in Playboy and tell me if she isn't one step away from Japanese anime. And it's worth pointing out that she's leading in votes by landslide over at the The Burning Bra for the Most Overrated Boobs.

Cooking has reaching a whole other level. Rachel Ray appears in an upcoming issue of FHM. Since when do cooking channel hosts appear in men's magazines? I'm not complaining, I'm just saying. Nice. What's next naked food fights in Playboy - Rachel Ray verses Giada Delaurentis? I'd pay to see that.

Ashlee Simspon received an offer - at fat offer - to do Playboy. TMZ reports that she was offered $4 Million to show some Simpson boobies. Can Ashlee Simpson really make $4 Mil lip syncing? I'd drop that top and grab Playboy's cash if I had her mad skills. And after getting a nose job Ashlee Simpson started looking more and more like Jessica. Watch her new video and see you if you don't think so. I really think we need the Playboy combo, Jessica and Ashlee.

Pregnant Anna Nicole Smith's bump has been spotted. My question, who the hell of the father? Brandon Davis has joined team fire crotch. We reported the Jennifer Love Hewitt Playboy gossip earlier in the week, much to our dismay. But you can rejoice in seeing Vida Guerra and her boobs in the upcoming Playboy issue, despite the fact many flag her as a marginal Buttaface.

IDLYITW brought us Madonna has apparently befriending wayward Lindsay Lohan, perhaps prepping her up for a Kaballah conversion? I guess after loosing Britney Spears the Kaballah needs a new celebrity on board. If I'm running a first rate celebrity packed religion the last thing I need would be Britney on my side. If you're going to promote a religion, such as Scientology, then you really need this guy helping you.

This chick gets a boner from Anderson Cooper, don't ask me how that works. The renowned creator of the Lindsay Lohan fire crotch, Brandon Davis, may have entered rehab. Probably a good idea if you seen the fire crotch video.

Dlisted has a nice recount of the Britney Spears dateline interview with Matt Lauer. Some fantastic mind altering quotes from the blabbering idiot. If you want the press to leave you alone Britney then act like a god damn adult and start doing a few simple things like properly strapping your baby in your car as opposed to using your tits as airbags while the kid rides shot gun in your lap. DListed has a nice run down of some quotes.

Kate Moss escaped coke charges. Spiderman has a baby. Jessica Biel and a bag of crap. Beyonce gets Punk'd by PETA. Save Screech from Save by the Bell? Hell no. Peace.

Not. Unfotunately it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt is not up for posing nude. Why can't we see that rack. Just look at it! I'm not really into her grill, but Jennifer Love Hewitt has a first class set of cans. Too bad for us. The Sun has the quote, but it's really not worth reading. I recommend just spending more time looking at Hewitt's boobies.

Fans of Vida Guerra's ass rejoice, Vida and her giant rump are on the cover of this months Playboy. Here's a shot of Vida from the Playboy cover party. If you're interested in a closer look at Vida's killer cleavage, there you have it, thank me later. I know there's photos out of there of Vida's Guerra's ass before and after retouching. I close my eyes to such things and prefer to live the fantasy.

The most downloaded woman on the internet - Cindy Margolis - is finally going to pose nude for Playboy. It's about damn time, oh but wait, she's 40 now. What the F-?.

"Thank goodness for 'Desperate Housewives.' You're not dead just because you are married and have children," the actress and model said Monday, on the phone from her Los Angeles home.

But your career might be dead, after all you're on Celebrity Cooking Showdown. Now it's time to show some tit and really get things started again. Probably a good idea, because FYI, I think the 'most downloaded woman' status is a no longer true. I'm pretty sure she was passed up by that chick that blows donkey about 2 years ago. But Playboy certainly can hurt. Source

Bedroom Athletics - The right way to exercise

Jessica and Ashley Simpson have become one - IDIOT

Jennifer Walcott does Playboy Bunny ballet

Kelly Clarkson is not in Playboy - and should not do ballet, or swim

Keira Knightley is horney

Jessica Alba takes out the trash wearing cash

Lucky bastard. I can only hope I'll be this lucky when I turn 80 like Hef. Surrounded by Playboy ass livin' large.

Elizabeth Hurley's topless

Catherine Bell is just plain hot

Classic breasts from Playboy

Jessica Alba is featured in a bikini on this months issue of Playboy. Seems cool. But Alba is all pissed off. Let me splain it for ya. The photo is actually a promotional picture for Jessica's movie Into the Blue. But Jessica Alba denied permission to Playboy to use any photos as part of their article on the 25 sexiest celebrities. Check Yahoo for the full story. Also the SmokingGun.com. And now Jessica Alba wants to sue Playboy for using the photo, claiming it may cause "immeasurable harm". And of course she wants some dough and a fat apology from Playboy.

Ya know, I've never heard of appearing in Playboy hurting anyone's career. Especially those people who don't really have one. The only thing I know about Jessica Alba is that she's hot. And, correct me if I'm wrong (and I never am), but her photo on the cover of Playboy only reenforces the hot factor. Hurting, I say, NO, helping. And before everyone goes nuts searching for nude photos of Jessica Alba in Playboy (because you know you're going to try), there are none. Sorry folks. Alba's not nude, at least in Playboy.

File under Jessica Alba Playboy.

February is the month of love. First Valentine' Day and then the start of celebrity sex tape season. First we had the Kid Rock sex tape guest staring Scott Stapp of Creed and a stable of big breasted groupies. Now the next sex tape buzz revolves around, who else, Paris Hilton. Which makes sense, cause you figure Paris Hilton's got to be good for at least one sex video a year. This time it's with Playboy model Nicole Lenz. Female First has a report on the lesbian sex details as told by Nicole. Here's snippet:

"Paris had brought all manner of sex toys - to make sure we didn't miss out on anything simply because there was no man in bed with us!".

Music to your ears eh. And this is the chick who refuses to strip for Playboy, yet you just have to fire up the computer to see Paris Hilton having sex on tape. Makes no sense really. But nothing Paris does makes sense. Well, ok having sex with Nicole Lenz on tape, or any Playboy playmate, actually makes pretty good sense to most men. Photos of the Paris Hilton Nicole Lenz sex tape have been spotted, we'll keep you up-to-date. Until then check out Nicole totally naked at here. Nice.

File under Paris Hilton Sex Tape, Hot Lesbians, Nicole Lenz.

The gossip sites are buzzing with stories of Jennifer Love Hewitt posing for Playboy. Word is that Hewitt is trying to shed the more wholesome image in an effort to be considered for more mature roles, so she's entertianing the thought of doing the magazine. I guess playing opposite a cartoon cat can get you typecast a bit. I can think of a number of roles for Jennifer Love Hewitt to play that would be considered more mature, and ironically they all do involve her being naked. Forget Playboy, I think I've got her fix. Check here for the story.

For fans of My Fair Brady and Adriane Curry, winner of America's Next Top model, your day is here. Naked photos of Adrianne Curry. I'm feeling pretty lazy tonight so I'll pass on posting photos myself and refer you to Gorilla Mask. Really no big surprises from Curry's playboy spread, she's practically be naked in just about every episode of My Fair Brady anyway, but now you get to complete your mental picture. And the lesbian like shot with Adrianne and some other naked chick will certainly do you good. Enjoy.

File under Adrianne Curry.

The topless photos of Jennifer Aniston have caused such a freakin stir that we though them worth a second post. It's all over the news, which just draws even more attention to her boobs, not less. And you know that the topless shots on the net, otherwise there wouldn't be such a fuss. So if you're in need of some celebrity boobs may we offer you these substitutes until you find Jennifers topless shots. BTW they are out there, a Masked Gorilla told me so.

Topless DJ chick

Kelly Monaco topless in Playboy

Boobies of the Pac 10

Video of a topless chick lighting her boobs on fire - seriously - no joke. Let's see Jennifer Aniston do this!. College Humor at it's best.

File under Jennifer Aniston topless photos,Jennifer Aniston's boobs.

Son of noted TV psychologist Dr. Phil McGraw, Jay McGraw is reportedly engaged to Playboy playmate Erica Dahm. A triplet playmate nonetheless. Which means three times the fun for Jay. Just think of the possibilities. If you were really drunk and slept with your wive's sister, or TWO of them, you'd have the perfect excuse. "Honey you're a triplet, I couldn't tell you apart". It's a win, win, win situation. (Get it triplets). Nude photos of Erica Dahm and her two sisters appeared in the December 1998 edition of Playboy. Bust out the archives! The fact that Dr. Phil's son is engaged to a playboy playmate somehow seems dysfunctional, although, seriously it shouldn't, but it does, and therefore the irony.

File under Erica Dahm, Jay McGraw

If you're into annoying blonds that have appeared naked in Playboy, and just about everywhere else, then your day is now friend. E! Online is reporting that Jenny McCarthy has filed for divorce from her husband, John Asher. The marriage lasted six years and they have one child together. Perhaps Jenny had been hanging out at the Vegas pools to much with her half-naked friends while hosting E!'s Sin City reality series Party @ the Palms. Though most would say that's a plus in a celebrity marriage.

Ex-wife of baseball player Jose Canseco, Jessica Canseco appears naked in Playboy this month. Jessica a one time Hooters waitress has also written a book that chronicles her life with MLB slugger and admitted steroid user Jose Conseco. The book is entitled Juicy Confessions of a Former Baseball Wife. Jessica also recently appeared on Howard Stern to promote the book and told of her marriage to Canseco and Jose's cheating habits. I've yet to see Jessica's Playboy photos, but from what I hear if you're into naked pictures of semi-muscular wives of crazed baseball players, than Jessica's Playboy spread should suit you just fine.