This shot of Mia Foxx is ridiculous. Taken outside the Ivy restaurant in LA I can only assume this is way a non-starlet gets a table. The caption on the newswire referred to Mia Foxx as a porn star, which was news to me. Hit Google with her name and pretty much all you get is her MySpace page. Was this pre-internet porn? Who the hell is this?

 

G4's Attack of the Show provided the rare occasion to watch Olivia Munn interview her doppelganger Tera Patrick. Tera was the guest for a recent In Your Pants segment. I've always thought these two looked a hell of a lot alike. Here's the perfect chance to compare. While I'll give Tera points (lots) for those 36DDs, I'm casting my vote for Olivia Munn. What do you think? Vote below.

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With celebrity award shows like the Golden Globes and the Oscars possibly being cancelled due to the writers strike we thought we focus our attention on an award show of a different type. The AVN (Adult Movie Awards) takes place in Vegas on Jan. 12th and will be hosted by porn star Tera Patrick. And let's face it, the Oscars are barely watchable anyway. The AVN award shows comes at the end of the AEE (Adult Entrainment Expo) which ironically enough everlaps the nerd-fest known as CES. So here's a few pictures from the AEE floor, which are pretty much what you'd expect from a convention dedicated to porn - lot of girls running around half naked, in or this case, covered in Liquid Latex.

Porn star, and one time gubernatorial candidate, Mary Carey is auctioning off her breast implants to raise money for the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. Seriously. You can bid on eBay to buy her old implants that she had removed. Mary will even autograph them.

And if you thought Mary had her implants taken out because she has chosen to change her ways and lead a porn-free life - think again. She had her 36-Ds removed to make way for some 36-DDDs. Better yet she claims to have thought of the idea to sell them while under anesthesia. Damn, anesthesia apparently makes you a genius. Who knew? If we could just sedate Jenna Jameson, Mary Carey and Tera Patrick in a room at the same time they could probably find a cure for stuff. Like cancer.

So if you're looking for some funbag stocking stuffers that have been man-handled by the best in the business, then this is the perfect gift for you or your loved one. And of course it's all just promotional coincidence that Mary will appear on the upcoming VH1 show Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

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Jenna Jameson is hanging 'em up. Jenna tells US Magazine that she is 100% done with porn forever. This comes just weeks after Jenna had her breast implants removed. Jenna talks about life with no more implants:

"Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter...before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!"

Having her implants taken out would be like retiring from the major leagues and then just throwing your glove in a dumpster. What the hell? You can still play catch kids down the block. The bigger mystery are those lips!

For a little before and after comparison take a look at Jenna's boobs before having the implants removed and then after getting super skinny and her back tattoed.

 

Porn star Stormy Daniels provided the winning cleavage at the premiere of Superbad. I thought perhaps she'd put to use her acting talents in the film, but I couldn't find her name in the credits. Stormy's done a few other bit parts aside from her adult film portfolio, such as playing a lap dancer in Knocked Up. Although I guess that's not much of a stretch.

Jenna Jamesons brings you the highlights from the 22th Annual Erotica LA (ELA). Jenna's taken a lot of heat lately for looking too skinny. Looks like she have have packed on a couple pounds, but still draws the crowds regardless. You can only image how much cleavage, silicon and see through you get when you pack a convention full of porn stars. Most of the picts are only midly NSFW.

It's a holiday weekend, which means I can't be bothered to actually find real celebrity news. I don't think we've ever posted pictures of porn star Shyla Styles so now seemed like a good time start. The shots of Shyla and her giant boobs comes from a Vegas afterparty of some sort. I'm not familiar with Shyla nor her body of work, but I'm sure it's, ah, um, super, big, yeah. Big.

I'm not sure why I just now noticed this, but Tera Patrick looks a hell of lot like Olivia Munn of Attack of the Show. These shots of Tera are from a fashion show at the TAO nightclub in Vegas. The mere thought of Olivia Munn doing even half that stuff Tera Patrick's done on film is enough to make your head come off. Anyway, enjoy Tera's classic porn star cleavage and just pretend it's on Olivia.

I don't know what in the world is happening to Jenna Jameson. A few weeks ago she was photographed looking like a microwaved catchers mit, then a few days later she looked good again. Now she looks like she's done 36 days on pornstar Survivor. What gives?

I saw a recent teaser for a story about John Kerry possibly running from President again in 2008. You figure that Bush has mangled the job of President so badly that the bar is beyond low - it's just laying on the floor for someone to trip over. Kerry probably figured he can walk right in the door. But truth is compared to Bush Yucko the clown sounds like a better alternative. I think 2008 will be the year to make history - vote in a women as President of the United States - but not just any woman - a porn star! That's right, it's time to bring the fun back to the Whitehouse. Celebrity Crunch nominates Jenna Jameson for President. Just think of the gala parties! Invite Bill and Monica back over and you've got threeway oval office action of historic proportions!

Local papers have reported that porn start Jenna Jameson is negotiating to buy Scottsdale, Arizona strip club Babes. Jameson, who's real name is Jenna Massoli, is a resident of nearby Paradise Valley, AZ. She runs a production company with her husband Jay Grdina. Jenna was recently photographed by renowned celebrity portrait photographer Timothy Greenfield-Sanders a part of his book 30 Porn Star Portraits. For a complete list of Jenna's titles at Amazon.